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|title = Marvin Wilfred
|image = Marvin Front.webp
|imagegallery =
|caption = Please Luigi, don't let anyone on god's green earth turn me into an ugly ass puppet
|fullname = Marvin "Mario" Wilfred
|aliases = *Paper Mario
*Mario
*Daddy-O-Five
*The Great Gonzales
*Marty-O
*Murphy
*Luigi
*Yeti-Lip
*The Lightbringer
*Big M
|species = Human
|gender = Male
|born = Somewhere in the Early 80s
|family = Jeffy(Adopted Son)<br>Morty(Adopted Son)<br>Rosalina(Ex-Girlfriend)
|home = SML's 2nd Lamborghini
|affiliation =Super Mario Logan Pornhub
|nationality = Brooklyn
|job = President of Target
|criminality = a lot
|rank = 2/5 stars
|appears =
|role = Major Protagonist(Formerly)<br>Major Antagonist
|actor = SMG64
|onlyfans = no, but he was certainly on Pornhub
|status = alive
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}}<blockquote>"In all of my days"</blockquote><blockquote>"JEFFY!"</blockquote>Not to be confused with [[Mario]], [[Marlo]], or even [[Gario]].
 
'''Marvin "Mario" Wilfred''' ''(formerly known as '''Paper Mario''' before becoming a fat fuck)'' is a middle-aged overweight man who is a single father with 2 adopted kids and gets no respect by anyone around him even though he saved the world bunch of times.
 
He has appeared as a major protagonist that helped [[Fanboy]] and [[Chum Chum]] in their adventures but is now just a deadbeat pet owner of over 90 geese, for they are the only ones who give him the attention he is denied of; pecking at his fingers.
 
== Biography ==
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=== Origins ===
Marvin "Mario" Wilfred was born as the twin brother of Luigi "Mario" Wilfred to their mother Mrs. Wilfred. Growing up, Mario and his family lived in poverty having nothing but a cabin and porridge, Marvin's chores which his mother would also try to turn into games to try to entertain him and his brother. For example, to make the porridge in the morning, his mother would create a game called "finger the porridge" which is exactly as it sounds, and when the leaves came (they only have a sponge to gather the leaves) she would create a game called "count the leaves" where Marvin would count the leaves like he was the fucking Count from Seasme Street needless to say, that habit would haunt him for years to come. Years later, Marvin and Luigi would move out and find a job to get easy money so they Logan's ugly puppet porn stars.
 
=== Paper Mario 64 ===
After their hard work at Logan's sex dungeon, both of the brothers bought a house and lived in it and became so hard-working that the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom would invite them to tea and do boring girly things. A blend of fortune and misfortune appeared when a Bowser that can actually speak English came and shredded Marvin to pieces, like a dog. Peach drove the Bowz away with a bitch slap, and kicked Mario for his incompetency him leaving off at Goomba Village in the concussion.
 
He meets [[Goombario]], a dumbass goomba who is a fan of SML and sees Marvin as a hero, Marvin out of deliruim misremembered that he was quested to find the stupid dumbass stars to stop Bowser from having a sperg moment. In their travels Marvin eventually manages to drag along the gay [[Kooper]], the pink bombshell; [[Bombette]], the yappin' gossipin' [[Parakarry]], the freaky [[Lady Bow]], the [[Shittass child|shitass child]], the fatty [[Sushie]], and the epic [[Lakilester]]. somehow finding those stinky stars across half the globe.
 
The rest is history as almost all of them got killed by the roided bowz. However Peach picked up where Marvin left off saved the day when she bitch slapped Bowser and his hard-drive of national geographic turtle reproduce tapes to the moon.
 
Marvin in legend was misremembered as [[Mario]], and everyone but the surviving party like Bow and Parakarry, saw Mario the hero who saved the Mushroom Kingdom once again. Marvin simped for Lady Bow so badly after learning that Peach never had feelings for him and instead wanted that green M&M pussy. When approached he got bitch slapped like Peach to Bowser.
 
===Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door===
Marvin got PTSD from this so take that as you will.
 
After some years have passed and Marvin got tired of being bitchless and ignored by Peach so he stalked her online and realized she was going on a full trip to Rougeport so Marvin being the shithead he is, traveled all the way to Rougeport just to sexually assault Peach but he didn't see her so instead he saw a fucking Goomba being attacked by '''Zigzag the Grand Vizier''' to gather information on the Dragon Balls so Marvin literally jumped on the guy and fled with the goomba.
 
That goomba was [[Goombella]] who wanted Marvin's penis size to give to the Soviets for information on Marvin so Goombella called 3 more goomba [[:Category:NERDS|NERDS]] to gather information on that but it would take them some time to come and manipulate Marvin. Marvin didn't realize this and hired Goombella on the journey to gather the Dragon Balls to put it on The Thousand Year Door to gather a wish from Hooktail.
 
Even though Goombella was trying to manipulate him, she wasn't mean to him and actually was nice to him but Marvin despite having goomba friends in the past, still had racist tendencies towards goombas like many other Marios, acting like an asshole and treating her like second class but still she accompanied him. [[Koops]] joined Marvin on his journey because he was a big fan of him in the SML porn series like Goombario and was treated decent unlike Goombella or Goombario before. Marvin learnt that one of the Dragon Balls was in Hooktail's Castle and with Koops' knowledge of the place, the manage to  steal one and ran out of the town to return to Rougeport.
 
Later adventures saw them getting into a tree bigger than this [https://www.deviantart.com/gold3nb3ar/art/Naturia-Sacred-Tree-972758547 tree], which held the next Dragon Ball. Journeying in the tree he helped the animal rights activist and Soprano, [https://youtu.be/4EJoPtipF4c?si=KUGIr5m0Hec-ONlA&t=39 Madame Flurrie] to guide and evacuate Pikmin from the tree away from the water wraith. Crump nabbed the second dragon ball, but was caught and had his ass and dragon ball handed over.
 
They collected the 3rd ball from a colosseum, where the gang teamed up with [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/SuperYoshi SuperYoshi] to become the colosseum champion and obtain the third dragon ball, in exchange for SuperYoshi to further adventure to gain more YTP material.
 
It was with the 4th ball to get, that Goombella devised a plan for Marvin to be forced with [[Vivian]] so she can get his Penis Size for the soviets. Goombella paid [[Doopliss]] 100 dollars to imitate Mario and make him a literal shadow of his former self so he would only approach Vivian for help. Marvin does it and helps Vivian get a bomb but he doesn't have feelings towards her so the plan on getting his size doesn't work as Marvin gets his fourth Dragon Ball. Goombella pulled the big guns and made Ms. Mowz join to flirt with Marvin and to eventually get his Penis Size but that doesn't work and the four women are forced to tag along as usual. Marvin enters a abandoned island with the crew but is then yelled at by Flavio who says those women are evil as fuck but Marvin ignores him and gets Admiral Bobbery to join his team and they eventually get the fifth Dragon Ball.
 
Marvin then gets the sixth from going on a train and sexually assaulting a maid until she farts and the final Dragon Ball from the most easiest shit ever like destroying a whole nation so then he unlocks the door but then gets encountered by The Shadow Queen who said that this was all a trap for Marvin to get his size for the Soviets and gets the most traumatic sex with a lot of women who got yelled and assaulted by Marvin and he gets absolutely paralyzed for months. Koops covers Yoshi Kid's eyes and comes home with Admiral Bobbery.
 
Marvin got SEVERE PTSD from this and still thinks about to this day while Goombella and the others wish that Hooktail would end all evil on Rougeport(Which leads to Marvin getting kicked out and send back to his home with Luigi).
 
Marvin also gets dreams about Gaper Mario and accused [[Shädman]] and Spazkid for it but they don't know what he's talking about and then leaves. Marvin then wishes to never travel again ever again and stays as a worker.
 
=== Super Paper Mario ===
He got fucked again by Mimi, Nastasia and O'Chunks on his way home and beated the shit outta Count Bleck. Also Peach filed a restraining order on his ass so Marvin had to get fairies to brutally kidnap her and bring her to his house but then he got arrested by the police and was set to never approach the Mushroom Kingdom again, thus he and  his brother would leave to go to Galaxy Hills and never return.
 
This is the time when Marvin and Luigi would start their new lives and Peach would hire Gario for the next cinematic adventures while Luigi became the evil Mr. L and ditched Marvin. Marvin meanwhile spent the rest of his days making deviantart meme templates and lose his identity as the once great '''''Paper Mario'''''.
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