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|title = Sora Thorndyke
|image = ilivelikeroyalty.webp
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|caption = "Im rich af, I can do anything I want".
|fullname = Chris "Sora" Thorndyke
|aliases = Dumbass<br>Disgrace<br>Bitch<br>Human Boy
|species = Human
|gender = Male
|born = Unknown
|family = *Chuck Thorndyke(Grandpa)
*Sam Speed(Uncle)
*Nelson Thorndyke(Father)
*Lindsey Thorndyke(Mother)
|home = His luxurious Mansion
|affiliation = *Biggie Cheese's Gang
*Mickey Mouse
*Anti Sonic Underground Gang
|nationality = American
|job = Nothing
|criminality = Murder, lots of murder
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|appears =
|role = Secondary Antagonist
|actor =
|onlyfans = No
|status = Alive but he's definitely going to hell
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}}<blockquote>Sonic please don't tell my friends I slept with furries.</blockquote><blockquote>Vanilla, I will promise you that I will be a good boy and I will also do the dishes.</blockquote>'''Christopher Thorndyke''' ''(クリストファー・ソーンダイク, Kurisutofā Sōndaiku)'' also known as ''Sora,'' is a dumbass kid who slept with furries and somehow holds a Keyblade???? He also has accounts of murdering many non important sonic characters like Cosmo or Omochao but the main cast doesn'tt even know it and persumed Dr. Eggman killed them.
 
He is much more a threat than Dr. Eggman and hates his family who just wanted to be nice to him even though they weren't there for him except his Grandpa who cared and helped him. He is now a current high ranking agent working for the [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Mickey Mouse Clubhouse]].
 
He is hated by [[Sky Lark]] and [[Ruby Rose|Ruby Amy Rose]].
 
== Biography ==
 
=== Prior to Fanboy and Chum Chum Part X1 ===
He was born into a wealthy family that controlled Galaxy Hills's economy and was the richest family there and is the reason why the city is fucking corrupted. Many years later, his parents are outta the house and has to live his with Grandpa and his morbidly obese maid called Ella. He sitted alone while his "Fake" normal friends wanted to play with him but Chris whined and whined saying about how they don't care for him because he's ginger. Everytime he goes somewhere, he keeps getting encountered by people that admire him but he refuses to talk to them. It got so bad at the point where people decided not to hang out with Chris so he became a loner for his moron actions. He became a furry and wanted to become friends with the furries in town but he couldn't;t think of a perfect one but then he realized that he can manipulate Sonic to come and be friends so YIPPEE.
 
=== Fanboy and Chum Chum Part X1 ===
During the between of Stardust Crusaders and How To Build A Bomb, there was this arc that is totally the same as Sonic X but more epic and Chris is the main Protagonist lmao. Sonic came into this house because of the accidental crimes he did and though that he could manipulate a boy so he can live with him, but Chris already that to happened so he introduced that blue blue to his house and though they could be best buds forever but Sonic had different ideas. Sonic made his friends to live with him and they agreed to party in the house and hog Chris's toys, consoles, and comics so Chris got upset and told them they he would kick them out but then Sonic forced him to play a baseball game with him and his friends to defeat Eggman but all Chris got is a black eye. Sonic apologized and forced Chris on other journeys so that Chris would be distracted. Sonic also found out that Chris had a love interest with Amy and Sonic gladly used Amy to be a joke to pretend to be Chris's Girlfriend and Chris believed it until Amy ruined it for him and all of his friends laughed in his face. Chris also tried to be friends with [[Cream the Rabbit|Cream]] but then he accidently peeked on Cream where she did a Tails Gets Trolled reaction face on his dumbass self. Tails and Knuckles tried to cheer him up and become actual friends but Chris pushed them all aside and told them they were fake and this was all a joke started by Sonic. Chris wanted to ruin Sonic so badly so he decided to kill Cosmo to raise Sonic's self esteem and Sonic blamed it on Dr. Eggman but he said he didn't do it so Sonic blamed it nobody and though it was an accident.....right? Shadow was the only person who saw the death and didn't care but then he saw Chris being the most annoying asshole ever so he decided to tell Rouge about this and they both teamed up to kill Chris. Chris was too busy killing Furries with his gun all the time and slept with Amy and Cream forcefully meaning he gone down bad but then Shadow The Edgelord and Rouge beated him up so badly that he had scars everywhere. At the end, his parents come home and their maid, Ella, said that nothing happened and its just that Chris is being a jerkass(Ella hided Sonic and his friends in her maid room). His parents believed them and though they all the bruises and scars was from his stupidity which made the joke that Everybody Hates Chris.

Revision as of 01:39, 15 April 2026

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