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Real Name |
Prince Bowser Koopa Jr. | |
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Species |
Koopa | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
September 28, 2007 | |
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Nationality |
American | |
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Relative(s) |
Bowser(Father) | |
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Residence |
Bowser's Castle(Formerly) | |
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Affiliation(s) |
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Occupation(s) |
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Rank |
KKK | |
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First Appearance |
In all the bad Mario Party games | |
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Role |
mofo | |
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Onlyfans |
No, but did consider | |
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Status |
Alive | |
"Deer Pescky Plummers. I hat you for steeling my momma frum dad. Its running our famly! >:("
Bowser Jr.(金正恩 Kim Jong Un) is the bastard child of Bowser. He appears as a minor antagonist during the Pre-Timeskip but then becomes an anti heroic protagonist during the Post Timeskip.
He's also got a greater role in SuperMarioLogan or something retarded like that than in his proper home series.
He is DogsEatingDogs6's 5th favourite Mario character.
Biography
Stardust Crusaders
Bowser Jr was born on September 28th, 2007 to Bowser and Shelby (THE FATTEST BITCH YOU'VE EVER SEEN) who left soon after. This trauma would make Junior believed in his childhood that da princess in another castle who Bowser likes to bang from time to time, is his mum. Bowser Jr's very early life wasn't shown; however, he would first make an appearance in Stardust Crusaders as an annoying brat with no personality. Bowser had a rivalry with the red plumber and wanted to kill him so that he won't stop stealing his hubby, so he sent his annoying toddler to kill da plumber whilst Bowser snogged with da princess.
However this terribly failed as Mario got saved by Fanboy and Oz who had beaten Bowser Jr and made him retreat to the Castle. Bowser Jr would appear in the later episodes of Stardust Crusaders where he seems to be a running gag where he bites people like Chum Chum and Boog.
How To Build A Bomb
A few years later, Bowser Jr would be more smarter than before, but still dumb. At one point he wanted to attack Gario but he twisted his ankle and became disabled. But he wanted to attack him NOW! Reluctantly, his farther, concerned for his safety, made a mini clown copter to ride on. Junior loved the vehicle so much that he would go anywhere with it. To the dentist, on the bus, around the house, and even to the toilet, he would refuse to exit it. His only dad did what he thought he could to get his son off that damn thing, but Bowser Jr threw a tantrum and screamed at his dad that he was self diagnosed as "disabled", no proper condition given, and threatened that if he had to leave that clown mobile he would call child protective services that he punishes him physically (Bowser never did that ever).
This attitude with faking a disability had been a pain in the ass for Bowser to get his son to do anything new, or even get a job. As Junior was delusional that he wouldn't need a job anymore now that he was paraplegic and bet that he would live off of disability checks.
Bowser would declare war on Dr. Robotnik and his robotic army for killing some of his toops for some spare parts to add more boobs to his boobots. Sadly for Bowser, his army was outmatched by da Pingas, in all fronts, man power, equipment, morale and Pingas and his whole castle would be blown up in bits, Bowser Jr saw this and panicked thinking that he will die but got saved by Bowser. All of the Koopa Troops had no place to go to so they packed up and aimed west, Bowser and Bowser Jr stayed at Mario's House and have to adjust living there but Bowser knew that this was the perfect opportunity to live a normal life so he started watching Charleyyy and Friends and hanging around in beaches and pubs.
Bowser Jr's life didn't change and he appeared in a lot more episodes in the later half where he goes out exploring in Galaxy Hills with his friends and teams up Ruby Rose where they beat up some wack goons. Bowser Jr also appears in the FINAL LACKLUSTER BATTLE where he becomes a homie to Lucas, Otis, and Paul Blart to attack EDP445 and his army.
Gallery
Pre-Timeskip Version
Post-Timeskip Version
oh no oh god the horror
Bowser Jr and Chef Pee Pee on Mother's Day(art by GalaToots)
His Stand, Shadow Mario
Him after he broke up with Cream the Rabbit
Him when he got back together with Cream
