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[[File:Kort Cubain.jpg|thumb|276x276px|Kort Cubain, on the left, about to | [[File:Kort Cubain.jpg|thumb|276x276px|Kort Cubain, on the left, soyjaking as he's about to review Family Feud with another mutant; A half human, half monkey hybrid, named Vincent the Atheist]]'''KORT CUBAIN''' is a singer. He is the ugliest freaking person that ever existed. He is famously known for singing songs like "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SHIT" and "CUM AS YOU ARE", which were the best songs ever existed. | ||
Kort is also known for having the largest pimples on his face and also the only ugliest musician that exists. | Kort is also known for having the largest pimples on his face and also the only ugliest musician that exists. | ||
Latest revision as of 23:14, 22 March 2026
KORT CUBAIN is a singer. He is the ugliest freaking person that ever existed. He is famously known for singing songs like "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SHIT" and "CUM AS YOU ARE", which were the best songs ever existed.
Kort is also known for having the largest pimples on his face and also the only ugliest musician that exists.
Kort is Kurt Cobain's ugly counterpart, and unlike Kurt Cobain his real counterpart, Kort never commits suicide, never marries Courtney Love, and he is also fat with a skinny head.
He kinda looks like your average 4chan user.