Your Mum!

ur mom (colourized)

Mommarus Rectus

Yo mama is so fat, she likes to take long romantic walks to the fridge.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma's so fat, when I told her to touch her toes she replied, "What are those"?

Yo momma's so fat, she went to a restaurant, read the menu and answered to the waitress: "yes".

Yo momma's so fat she uses cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a green bikini to the beach. Everybody there screamed: "GODZILLA!"

Yo momma's so fat, when I look at her, my vision start to turn into a slideshow.

Yo momma's so fat, her belly button gets through the door 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school she sat next to whole class.

Yo mama's so fat she outweighs the needs of the many.

Your mom's so fat she was overthrown by a small militia, now she's known as The Republic of Your Mom.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped into the street and *three cars* ran out of gas trying to swerve around.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love & broke it.

Yo mama's so fat, I tossed a rock at her and it went into orbit.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs google maps to find her asshole...

Yo mama's so fat, they told her it was chilly outside & she went to get a spoon!

Yo mama's so fat, she can pop a wheelie in a steamroller.

Yo mama's so fat, she ate away any feelings I had towards her.

Yo mama's so fat, when I told her she was a witch, she corrected me that she was in fact a sandwich.

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumped into the pool, the water jumped out.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at significantly increased risk for heart disease and diabetes. We're all very concerned for her.