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'''Theodosius Hampton Castro''', also known as ''Guard Duck'', is a freaky ass [[Captain Obvious|duck that's a guard]] who conducts several drone strikes and, if he's feeling slightly bored, launches ballistic nuclear bombs to places just for fun. He also has a general love for committing arson, smoking, snorting cocaine and having a chronic porn addiction. He has an insanely high kill count of over 6.9 sextillion characters. | '''Theodosius Hampton Castro''', also known as '''''Guard Duck''''', is a freaky ass [[Captain Obvious|duck that's a guard]] who conducts several drone strikes and, if he's feeling slightly bored, launches ballistic nuclear bombs to places just for fun. He also has a general love for committing arson, smoking, snorting cocaine and having a chronic porn addiction. He has an insanely high kill count of over 6.9 sextillion characters. | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:02, 25 February 2026
Theodosius Hampton Castro, also known as Guard Duck, is a freaky ass duck that's a guard who conducts several drone strikes and, if he's feeling slightly bored, launches ballistic nuclear bombs to places just for fun. He also has a general love for committing arson, smoking, snorting cocaine and having a chronic porn addiction. He has an insanely high kill count of over 6.9 sextillion characters.