Tomoko Kuroki

Tomoko Kuroki

Tomoko Kuroki
Full Name:	Tomoko "the bringer of the apocalypse" Kuroki
Alias:	Mushy dick cheese
Age:	1500
Species:	Alien symbiote
Power Level:	70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Other information
Family:	Her host Jackie Robinson Bernadetta
Favorite Musician:	Whoever writes the songs in Phineas and Ferb
Favorite Movie:	Triumph of the Will
Hobbies:	Playing ping pong
Likes:	Not you
Dislikes:	you

Tomoko Kuroki is a symbiotic parasite that bonds to a host and gives them power beyond their wildest dreams as long as they stay bonded to her. She's been around for 1500 years and Marvel Comics were inspired to create the character Venom based off of her.

On the sewer infested Tiktok, she's the Larping Goddess, queen of all things larping.

Early life

Tomoko's host Jackie Robinson

Tomoko was created when Shaggy sneezed but didn't use a tissue to wipe his nose. The snot that he sneezed up then gained sentience and took on a life of its own after this.

The snot then began to roam the planet earth in search of a purpose until it came across a man named Jackie Robinson who was dying in an alley. The snot then raced over to him and it began to expand onto Jackie until he was completely bonded to the snot in body, soul, and mind. Together, they had become Tomoko Kuroki!

Now that they had become Tomoko, they decided that the best course of action would be to use these powers to bring balance to the Gigaverse.

A few years later, Tomoko and her host Jackie Robinson would go on to challenge the demon lord, Jerry Seinfeld and his Seinfeldites!

The death of Jerry Seinfeld

Tomoko and her new host Jackie Robinson then went on to fight against the forces of Jerry Seinfeld and his Seinfeldites.

Man you should've been there, it was so awesome Tomoko was all like *BOOM* and *KAPOW* and *KACHACK* and then Jerry Seinfeld was all like "I will destroy you Tomoko, for you are my enemy" and Tomoko said "yeah ok but you still shouldn't be distracted from the fact that packs of M&Ms are actually egg sacks laid by the M&M queen and that the M&M's will soon hatch into little baby M&Ms to consume the first thing they see." Then Tomoko pulled out a bunch of M&M packets and threw them all at the Demon Lord Jerry Seinfeld. The packs then hatched and a bunch of M&Ms with insect mandibles then erupted from their egg sacks and began to chew on the flesh of Jerry Seinfeld. It was just so cool and I'm sad that you weren't there because it was such a fun sight to see.

The M&M insects then began to tug on Jerry Seinfeld's limbs from all directions but Jerry didn't try to fight back, he instead just smiled and said "Jesus wept" before getting torn apart by the M&M insects and making the person reading this article sad because they couldn't have seen it for themselves.

Tomoko then went up to Jerry's mutilated corpse and drank all of his blood, gaining all of the powers that Jerry Seinfeld had possessed as a result.

Comments

LARP LARP LARP LARP
-- Barf Bag (talk) 22:37, 11 February 2026 (EST)

LAAAAAAAARRRP
-- Solidus Vesna (talk) 22:43, 11 February 2026 (EST)