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Throughout the story, he became the mayor of the little forested town called the Hundred Acre Wood which used to be the place where 75% of all the crossovers happened and where many characters came to unite. Unfortunately, disaster struck however, when the [[NPC-Freaky War]] erupted between the NPCs and the Freakers. Furthermore, during the [[World War III|Chris-Chan War]], he got AIDS through the Dimensional Merge and was later peacefully euthanized by Piglet since he was too far gone. And by peacefully euthanized, we mean that Piglet shot Winnie 69 times, set him on fire, violently poked his eyeballs out, ripped his face off and all kinds of other violent shit because Piglet hated the absolute fuck out of him the whole time and is an evil NPC scumbag. | Throughout the story, he became the mayor of the little forested town called the Hundred Acre Wood which used to be the place where 75% of all the crossovers happened and where many characters came to unite. Unfortunately, disaster struck however, when the [[NPC-Freaky War]] erupted between the NPCs and the Freakers. Furthermore, during the [[World War III|Chris-Chan War]], he got AIDS through the Dimensional Merge and was later peacefully euthanized by Piglet since he was too far gone. And by peacefully euthanized, we mean that Piglet shot Winnie 69 times, set him on fire, violently poked his eyeballs out, ripped his face off and all kinds of other violent shit because Piglet hated the absolute fuck out of him the whole time and is an evil NPC scumbag. | ||
[[File:LAND 16 9. | [[File:LAND 16 9.png|thumb|Pooh as an undead corpse after his death.]] | ||
Some years later, Winnie resurrected as a grotesque zombie with an uncontrollable urge to retribute against Piglet and kill him, thus setting the events of Piglet's Big Game. | Some years later, Winnie resurrected as a grotesque zombie with an uncontrollable urge to retribute against Piglet and kill him, thus setting the events of Piglet's Big Game. | ||
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[[File:Tumblr aa17c06bac10b6a0e6e1377c662205a6 9a4f7224 540.jpg|left|thumb|Sora having to say goodbye to Pooh before his "euthanasia".]]<br> | [[File:Tumblr aa17c06bac10b6a0e6e1377c662205a6 9a4f7224 540.jpg|left|thumb|Sora having to say goodbye to Pooh before his "euthanasia".]]<br> | ||
[[File:Screenshot 2025-04-30 132617. | [[File:Screenshot 2025-04-30 132617.jng|center|thumb|451x451px|Pooh as he prepares himself for his "euthanasia".]] | ||
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Revision as of 17:04, 12 February 2026
“⠀⠀oh brother„
— 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮-𝓽𝓱𝓮-𝓟𝓸𝓸𝓱'𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓹𝓱𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓮.
| Winnie the Pooh | ||
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| his war uniform during the Freaky-NPC War | ||
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Species |
Teddy Bear | |
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Friends |
50% of all Characters in fiction. | |
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Enemies |
50% of all Villains in fiction. | |
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Sex |
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Age |
“I don’t remember” | |
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Nationality |
Hundred Acren | |
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Alignment |
Lawful Good | |
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Status |
Zombie | |
Gwendolyn T. Shitstein, more famously known as Winnie-the-Pooh (くまのプーさん, Kumano Pū-san), or sometimes simply as Pooh Bear or Pooh, was one of the main protagonists of CrösS;OVEr. He is an anthropomorphic yellow teddy bear with a red shirt who debuted in the Prohibition Saga within the When We Were Young arc. He is depicted as a stuffed toy belonging to some bitch named Christopher Robin. Pooh's most prominent traits are his love of honey and reputation as a "bear of very little brain".
Throughout the story, he became the mayor of the little forested town called the Hundred Acre Wood which used to be the place where 75% of all the crossovers happened and where many characters came to unite. Unfortunately, disaster struck however, when the NPC-Freaky War erupted between the NPCs and the Freakers. Furthermore, during the Chris-Chan War, he got AIDS through the Dimensional Merge and was later peacefully euthanized by Piglet since he was too far gone. And by peacefully euthanized, we mean that Piglet shot Winnie 69 times, set him on fire, violently poked his eyeballs out, ripped his face off and all kinds of other violent shit because Piglet hated the absolute fuck out of him the whole time and is an evil NPC scumbag.
Some years later, Winnie resurrected as a grotesque zombie with an uncontrollable urge to retribute against Piglet and kill him, thus setting the events of Piglet's Big Game.
Biography
Part X2
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga
World War III
“⠀⠀Pooh, about to be stuck in Frisk's belly„
— Oh bother!
“⠀⠀Pooh, ready to unleash the power of poohing„
— Oho. I believe it is poohing time!
Winnie the Pooh is a poorman's version of Nikocado Avocado, in the body of a stuffed doll. He used to live in the Hundred Acre Woods until Christopher Robin left his friends isolated there for too long. Long enough for it to be affected by The Dimensional Merge, becoming the self appointed main protagonist of Kentaro Miura's manga series Poohs Adventures Wiki, known to travel across universes to consoom the "honey". He is also the best friend of Biffy Jones, and Piglet, and Eeyor, and Rabbit, and Tigger, and Thomas, and Thimas, and so on, and so forth.
He can Pooh better than anyone in the world, he takes pride in poohing all over everyone.
In poohs adventures he travels to different universes with his friends to brutally consume and subordinate individuals into becoming his friends and "cousins" from their inhabitants as he ruthlessly poohs on everything.
Poohs Adventures of Murder
He learns the art of vore and begins voring the "villains", which he found now to be more addicting than honey. That was until Frisk ate him.
Notes
- Despite being a mere stuffed doll in real life, some people swear he is alive, somewhere in one or more of the 2 billion Pooh dolls around the world.
- Don't make fun of his name or say he smells of poo you'll make him pooh on you.
- Stop talking about Pooh, talk about Fanboy or Chum Chum they are the main characters NOT Pooh!
