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“Vesna, those final days in the saga server were as real as they come… Every day was absolute, split between Being a Lolcow and Acting Normal. You ran from it, and now, you’ve been lead back to Saga by something less than real.” | |||
I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job | I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job | ||
I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop | I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop | ||
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I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' | I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' | ||
King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah | King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah | ||
Dearest Brother... Yes Dearest Sister... I miss Mr. Dan... Dearest Sister we shall see him again one day... Wapo... Wapo.... Wapo .... Wapo ... WAPO... WAPO.... WAPO.... WAPO... '''WAPO''' '''WAPO''' | |||
Revision as of 14:15, 10 February 2026
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Real Name |
Solidus Vesna | |
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Alias(es) |
Who? | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
idfk | |
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Residence |
The Mountains | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Doesn't really know | |
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Occupation(s) |
Professional gooner | |
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Onlyfans |
no | |
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Status |
alive | |
“Vesna, those final days in the saga server were as real as they come… Every day was absolute, split between Being a Lolcow and Acting Normal. You ran from it, and now, you’ve been lead back to Saga by something less than real.”
I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job
I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop
I hate all other countries and I hate when people talk
But, boy, do I love bein' home alone and jerkin' off
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake
And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love
In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up
Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up
Blistered knuckles, I won't quit
I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter
Whiskey wranglin' tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live
I'm the big rig bone rubbin', sock-stained, stroke lovin'
Wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake
And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah
Dearest Brother... Yes Dearest Sister... I miss Mr. Dan... Dearest Sister we shall see him again one day... Wapo... Wapo.... Wapo .... Wapo ... WAPO... WAPO.... WAPO.... WAPO... WAPO WAPO