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Härlequin Empire

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Härlequin Empire
"Troll, Meme, Chaos, Clean Up /b/, Repeat"
Full Name:	Trölls
Aliases:	Troll Empire
General Information
Leader:	Kek The Douche
Commanders:	Red Anons – Psychopaths who follow Weevism (most defected to Gangsta / Satanists) Green Anons – Schizophrenics who follow Doucheism/Kek White Anons – Autistics who follow Cobson and the Sharty
Societal Information
Headquarters:	Philippines
Language:	None at the federal level
Historical Information
Foundation:	c. 1500 AD c. 2020 (NPC Takeover)
Other Information
Attributes:	Far-Right Dictatorship Police Organization (Jannies)
Goals:	Spread chaos and misery across all worlds as long as it's approved by the Jannies. Subjugate any species into serving the Imperium. Train members of the Good Society into using chaos magik and meme warfare for their own ends to fight "Discordians" and their offshoots. Prevent other Imperium member states from destroying the perceived lulz. Provoke the strongest emotional responses against the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers. Collect and protect Pepe and Wojak spam in the Black Library along with other stale memes. Worship and serve the Laughing God under different religious interpretations. Prevent the Troll King's attempt at a coup d'etat.

The Härlequin Empire (ハーレクイン帝国, Hārekuin Teikoku), also natively known by its citizens as The Tröll Empire (トロール帝国, Torōru Teikoku), is a totalitarian police state with a declining population that seeks to protect their heritage. Formerly a Xenos interstellar terrorist empire in the 2010s with the aim to spread chaos and misery around the world, their goal had shifted to protecting the Imperium of Gods with the Egyptian Pantheon in particular with Kek and the Douche being their primary deities. At some point this regime would show up in the New Threat Arc to aid the Agency Against the Freaky Society, terrorist NPCs recruited across the multiverse to stop what they deemed as brainrot, or internet cancer. Being a member of the empire is defined as the partake in the act of theater ever since they converted into NORMie-ism. Once a thriving empire, they now carry the former 8chan flag for their nation in hopes to remember the days before the Neo-Satanists wrecked their precious website with FEDposting in 2019-2020. Now known as theatrics, is the ancient art of pretending to be deliberately being offensive or provocative in order to provoke others into displaying emotional responses, thus pretending to be a bully or a provocateur. Despite the name, a person of any species can be a troll, most often being homo sapiens. The Harlequins formerly known as trolls see no distinction between art and war and are commonly known for being keepers of the Black Library. They are true neutrals, just like the higher members of the Imperium of Gods and they are kept around by the Imperium to prevent the organization from being too dogmatic in case the Good Society needs a nation to revert back to the "Good ol' Days" to fight the Satanists that seek to undermine their institutions. The Troll God seeks to keep society in check by replacing society with another society keeping the cycle of civilization from completely falling apart. The Tröll Empire partakes in meetings with the other nation states to defend their traditions, however the Imperium has mixed ideas on how to cater to their needs with most ignoring their demands, and only keep them as a useful tool for using "Meme Magic" to control the masses. Deep down the Douche is a deeply angry psychopath that enjoys punishing its own citizens for perceived degeneracy. Despite the other states calling them the Harlequin Empire now due to the other more moral NPCs having a grudge against the original Trolls calling them mindless savages, the name of the empire was stuck despite the original founders being exiled way long ago. By 2020, following five years of a censorship campaign against followers of Donald Trump in a NPC territory called Reddit led to the destruction of the Troll Empire at the hands of the Reddit migrants.

Harlequin society and culture is split into three major Imperium police states that back Kek and the Douche's ideology of what is now just repackaged NORMie-ism. Red Anons, White Anons, and Green Anons. The Psychopaths who identity as Red Anons believe in the theology of Weevism while the Schizophrenics who identity as Green Anons believe in Trollism, specifically the Doucheism and Kek variety, and White Anons also known as Autistics believe in Cobson and the Sharty, all of which were founded by an incarnation of Eris known as Æ-Tan. All three Troll Gods are the same entity and are connected to the lost deity of New Zealand known as the Douche. Many who believe in Doucheism also seek out to be blessed by Kek to obtain his chaotic meme energy whose energy is gatekeeped by the Douche, however some fail and eventually fall to the theology of the Brown Pill in anger, kicking them out of the Troll Empire to work with the Gangstas. The one unifying belief that these three groups believe in is the central figure of such "Church of Trolling" which is that of the enigmatic deity nicknamed the Laughing God. None truly know how this strange deity survived the rise of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism where the other deities in the Omniverse did not. However, every Troll is firm in the belief that the Laughing God escaped into the bounds of reality, existing there, still wearing myriad of disguises while mocking Fhe Who Thirsts from behind the veil. Various different Harlequins have different interpretation of the Laughing God but as long as they both fight for the cause of the Imperium that keeps the Laughing God around they will always be one unified nation.

History

Pre-Debut

Origins

Despite their name, the art of trolling was not invented by Trolls. Instead, it was started by humans before the formation of the group—their leader, the Troll King, merely perfected it around the 1500s. Using his skills, he gathered many to join him, such as women who were also treated poorly, the disabled, and criminals, to besiege the Kingdom of the North, which would become the Tröll Empire.

The number of Trolls only increased after the Troll King took over most of the Scandinavian region of Europe. They later spread to the dimension of Yggdrasil, where they remained throughout the dimension.

Mewmen Colonization

The emerging Mewmen conquistadors, brought from Earth to Yggdrasil by Odin signing a deal with Zeus, would later colonize the Tröll Empire. Some Tröll colonies, though, would rebel against Mewni with the revolution of the Troll King, and the Troll King and his men would later be deemed "Monsters" by the Asgardian and Mewni governments.

Personnel

Leading Figures

The Laughing God

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  The Kiwi God of New Zealand - The Douche
  Supreme being

🎭 The Laughing Trinity 🎭

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  The Supplier of Chaos Magiks

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  The Supplier of the Gems

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  The Cursed Spirit of Laughter

Royal Figurehead	Whores Spawned From Æ-Tan	Type of Anon	Church of Trolling + State Flag
?????	Yotsuba-chan	Green Anons (Schizophrenics)	NORMie-ism
Cobson	Soy-Tan	White Anons (Autists)	NORMie-ism
Weev	Vivian James	Red Anons (Psychopaths)	File:DoxBinFlag.png NORMie-ism

Elite Members + Military

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  Pepe The Frog
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  4Cent Garbage Infantry
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  8Kun Tech Priest

Members Who Defected to Gangsta / Chaos

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  Stuart BITCHle
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  Tighten
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  Colonel Stinkmeaner
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  Cruel Fredrick

Notable Citizens

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  Null
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  Annoying Orange

Trivia

Allusions

• Warhammer 40,000 (Warhammer 40K) is one of the first major inspirations for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga. This location starts off as a location for cartoonish antagonists being based on the Orcs as the Trolls from Tails Gets Trolled have nothing in common with the sub faction of Eldar (Aeldari) known as the Harlequins, after the time skip the empire turns into a location for the NPCs, reflecting on how most modern trolls are way more tame and normie compared to their ancient "wild west" of the internet counterpart.

Story

• In Warhammer 40K, this Xenos faction was distinct, in here the Troll Empire becomes a NPC territory forced to comply with a militarized police force called Jannies. The classic era CWC trolls later figured out that /b/ became a hive mind of Redditors with Redditchan (8chan) at the helm. As a result the 2010s era trolls became prime recruits for the Imperium of Gods.
• In response the Troll King would find out what was killing /b/ and travel all the way to the Philippines, to fight Jim Watkins pig farm to slaughter his piggies.
• Later the mods argued that the Troll King was a massive degenerate and he would recruit in order words forcibly kidnap Æ-Tan by holding her daughter hostage in hopes to make Q-boomers mad. The ideals of ED, mostly side with the Freaky Society, even if the organization is nothing more than a bunch of try hard edgy weens that side with faggotry and are called gay and faggot as a result.
• With most of the old style trolling rooted from Discordianism as forms of chaos magik, the post reddit invasion would result in the trolls forced to ally with the Imperium or be a try hard edgelord with the Satanists and Gangstas. The sadistic side of trolling would find themselves with the Gangstas, meanwhile the playful side of trolling would join the Freaky Society. Most of the empire which consisted of Schizos for Kek would plot to turn to the NPCs.

Media

• The original concept for this page was made to be a separate faction from Tails Gets Trolled, but with elements from Homestruck and Warhammer 40K added as recommended from writer, Dung Eater, later the original concept was changed to where the TGT style trolls just align with the freakers to prevent too many main factions in the narrative. In addition to the Harlequins, the location is inspired by many real world trolls such as Kiwi Farms, ED, 4chan, 8chan, and the Soyjak Party.