Mr. Klamps

Edgeune M.G.E. Klamps is a freakture made by Freaky Bob's using "Freakooties" on Mr. Krab's DNA. He is NOT related to Pizza Fucker Krabs and is known for being a reformed drug addict after getting high on meth and lean. While trying to reform he would become a manager at the Krusty Krack 2 in Jacksonville Florida, and sworn enemy of GangstaBob who sold meth under the alias of Fentbob Methpants. While being high on Lean and other drugs he would later be mostly used as a disposable pawn for FreakyBob's Lean minions.

History

Mr. Klamps was born in Baldwin, Florida. Many of the details of his early life have been lost, but it is known that he has lived in the Jacksonville area his whole life, and he is good friends with rapper Kodak Black.

At 18, Mr. Klamps would enroll in the University of North Florida, studying business. He would drop out after 1 semester, and he would find himself addicted to psychedelic drugs and LSD. He would suffer from this addiction until he was 26, and then he would quit, getting his life together. In 2023, he would get a job at the Krusty Krack 2 in Jacksonville as a manager.

After an incident on August 8th, Mr. Klamps was injured by FentBob Methpants, after he tried to fire Methpants. Methpants was later sentenced to 8 months in jail for assault. Mr. Klamps would suffer a minor claw injury, but he would be fine.

Crimes

• Public indecency: He showed up naked multiple times, like when meeting plankton, customers, TO MINORS?!?!?!?!
• Child predation: He exposed children with his strap-on while getting them hooked on LSD with his buddy Crack Miser. Also he came to Pissing Pearl of the League of Gangstas and her minor children... NAKED