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Fern is a faun-like creature, known to locals as a glastig. Not much is known about her, as most people who see her typically run away from her in fear due to her uncanny appearance as many haven't seen a faun, | Fern is a faun-like creature, known to locals as a glastig. Not much is known about her, as most people who see her typically run away from her in fear due to her uncanny appearance as many haven't seen a faun, a druid, or a black person in their life. But according to recordings of her, she lives in a swamp and at one point was cattle shepherdess and an [[Unyin Stick|unyin]] farmer. She is batty, and has a belligerent attitude towards those who aren't scared of her like any old hermit. | ||
Some say she was the inventor of the pickled pepsi drink combo. | |||
Some say she was the original inventor of the pickled pepsi drink combo. | |||
== Description == | |||
Though some descriptions vary, what is consistent features she shows are a her yellow cat like eyes, and a green cloak that looks like a mossbed, which hides her cloven half of her body. Other than the eyes, her cloak does not hide her goat like hornd protruding from her messy hair which blends with the twigs, leaves and other debris her hair collects, looking like stones sitting on a bramble bed. | |||
== Testimonials of her Encounters == | == Testimonials of her Encounters == | ||
=== The First Told Encounter by Mad Lad Bradley (November, 1689) === | |||
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Revision as of 15:13, 2 January 2026
Biography
Fern is a faun-like creature, known to locals as a glastig. Not much is known about her, as most people who see her typically run away from her in fear due to her uncanny appearance as many haven't seen a faun, a druid, or a black person in their life. But according to recordings of her, she lives in a swamp and at one point was cattle shepherdess and an unyin farmer. She is batty, and has a belligerent attitude towards those who aren't scared of her like any old hermit.
Some say she was the original inventor of the pickled pepsi drink combo.
Description
Though some descriptions vary, what is consistent features she shows are a her yellow cat like eyes, and a green cloak that looks like a mossbed, which hides her cloven half of her body. Other than the eyes, her cloak does not hide her goat like hornd protruding from her messy hair which blends with the twigs, leaves and other debris her hair collects, looking like stones sitting on a bramble bed.