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Revision as of 23:31, 20 May 2025
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| Damn-ian in his Anti-Anti Porno Gang uniform | ||
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Species |
Polish (I think, I don't know, that's what someone said) | |
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Sexuality |
Gay | |
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Weight |
stick | |
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Alignment |
Evil | |
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Hair Colour |
Slave | |
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Residence |
Aleksa's butthole | |
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Occupation(s) |
Waituh | |
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Criminal Record |
Used to be black | |
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Onlyfans |
@dami_kurwa | |
This guy has birthday on the 21st of may, wish him happy birthday.
Enter your 'happy birthday's' here
| “ | Happy birthday🎉🎁🎁🎂 don't waste the 69 cents on cheap hookers | ” |
-Nacho | ||
| “ | Dami,it's your birthday, Happy birthday damn daniel |
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-Michael Chakson | ||
| “ | Happy birdday *insert name here* you soggy ballsack | ” |
-Elenor | ||
History
Damn-ian was born as a black child but fell in a bag of flour and became white. He is also a were-fairy and transforms into one every time new Spongebob episodes airs.
Later in his life he invented green wall paint but he is mostly famous for being Aleksa's boyfriend.
He tried to prevent 9/11 but failed doing so.
He later joined the Anti-Anti Porno Gang and got various prizes for being a good member. A year later he destroyed Slovenia.
It is unknown if he's still 'among us'.
Video Game Appearances
Damn-ian is set to appear as a DLC character in Balkan Brawl: The Eternal BBQ Showdown. He might appear as a small boss that can be unlocked as a playable character later.
He also has a skin in Fortnite
Trivia
- He got praised by Susie for being a good waiter. I didn't even make this up, that happened bro.
- Is Hitler's nephew