Eat pant

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Eat Pant is a the human state of total peace, bliss, contentedness and ecstasy to its highest potency. And there are very rare and unknown techniques to feel eat pant. Hinduism may suggest that you eat pant in Nirvana once you absolved of existence from the universe, but nobody can confirm if it's true or not. Luckily however, there is a way for you to eat pant for a whole 10 seconds and survive if you follow the instructions below to the letter:

Ingredients you'll need to prepare beforehand:

• 2 kgs of fish bile
• 1 Family Guy Brian Griffin 7” Plush 2020 Toy Factory Dog Puppy 20th Century Fox
• A jailbroken iPhone4
• An authentic hourglass (not one of those rinky dinky 30 second pieces of shit you'd get in a cereal box or inside of a christmas cracker, I mean a REAL hour glass)
• A copy of Shin Megami 3 Maniax Chronicles for the PS2
• Your Shorts
• 100mls of green tinted sewage water
• You must wear a tutu and a sombrero and a boar skinned jacket throughout the duration of the ritual
• And one chopped up log of marzipan

Recipe:

1. You must give in to your desire to create soyjaks of your most hated groups of people
2. Prepare a cooking pot
3. pour the sewage water into the bowl first, next place 1 kg of fish bile to the mix, and the marzipan. Leave them to boil at 50 degrees Celsius for 3 hours and not a minute more or less.
4. on the third hour use your jailbroken iphone4 to make a call to 3 national emergancy numbers, such as 911, 999, and 112, you don't have to follow those examples in order, just 3 of any emergency number, and in each call, tell them: "Cras es noster, eat pant!" Do not fear, you only need to tell them that, then hang up and call the next number.
5. After you take out the pot from the 3 hours it spent simmering. It should gain a blue and greenish, ghostly, cloudy water look to it. If it does, you're doing it right and you can move on to the later steps.