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|fullname = Count Vlad Dracula Von Tepes | |||
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|species = Vampire | |||
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|born = late 10th century | |||
|family = *Mavis (daughter) | |||
*Many unnamed concubines, all dead now | |||
|home =Transylvania | |||
|affiliation = Tupac | |||
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|job = *Baron | |||
*Gang shit | |||
*Rapper | |||
*Raper | |||
|criminality = it's fucking Dracula. You know what shit he did | |||
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|appears = Castlevania | |||
|role = Christopher Lee | |||
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|onlyfans = pay him in blood money and he'll show you something spicer than anything OnlyFans can possibly give you | |||
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{{Quote|Count Dracula|I like to drink blood and smoke the weed}} | {{Quote|Count Dracula|I like to drink blood and smoke the weed}} | ||
[[File:Drac.gif|left|thumb|Number 6! Man URINATES on fellow passenger! For not being allowed to SMOKE!]] | |||
Count Dracula, also known as Vlad Tepes, or SeeDee by his rapper handle. Is one of the oldest rappers and hip-hop artists alive and ever. | Count Dracula, also known as Vlad Tepes, or SeeDee by his rapper handle. Is one of the oldest rappers and hip-hop artists alive and ever. | ||
Revision as of 05:56, 6 December 2024
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Real Name |
Count Vlad Dracula Von Tepes | |
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Species |
Vampire | |
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Date of Birth |
late 10th century | |
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Relative(s) |
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Residence |
Transylvania | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Tupac | |
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Occupation(s) |
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Criminal Record |
it's fucking Dracula. You know what shit he did | |
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First Appearance |
Castlevania | |
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Role |
Christopher Lee | |
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Songs Produced |
1299 (834 are still lost media) | |
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Onlyfans |
pay him in blood money and he'll show you something spicer than anything OnlyFans can possibly give you | |
“⠀⠀Count Dracula„
— I like to drink blood and smoke the weed
Count Dracula, also known as Vlad Tepes, or SeeDee by his rapper handle. Is one of the oldest rappers and hip-hop artists alive and ever.
His rap career began during the Ottoman Empire invasions. Where he would write poetic threats to the sultan and his men of command. He would also gloat about the amount of people he would impale and drink the blood off of. Which is so promised. That the blood he drank from the hundreds of victims of many ages, ethnicity and sexes. He became a vampire. When intruders attempt to enter his castle he would blast his horn his rapping skills, scaring off the early Romanian and Turkish invaders and eating them once snagged by a trap in panic.
These days he doesn't impale people anymore as he became really famous for his rapping and horror icon career. Now that he had a daughter named Mavis during the late Middle Ages.
These days he awaits newer rappers to rise up and beat him at a rap battle, a rap battle deciding life or death at that, or worse, a shadow rap.