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[[File:Barnyard The Original Party Animals Otis.jpg|alt=Otis|thumb|The weeb cucker himself]] | [[File:Barnyard The Original Party Animals Otis.jpg|alt=Otis|thumb|The weeb cucker himself|left]] | ||
Otis, also known by his alter ego cowman, is cow so fat and so selectively bred, he got motherfucking cow tits! Living at the barnyard, He be muddin, truckin and knife fightin. The only sissy city dweller he could stand is [[Paul Blart]]. | Otis, also known by his alter ego cowman, is cow so fat and so selectively bred, he got motherfucking cow tits! Living at the barnyard, He be muddin', truckin' and knife fightin'. The only sissy city dweller he could stand is [[Paul Blart]]. | ||
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He also gets drunk from his own milk. Either this cow couldn't handle shit or he's so genetically disfigured, the glucose in his milk ferments into moonshine. | He also gets drunk from his own milk. Either this cow couldn't handle shit or he's so genetically disfigured, the glucose in his milk ferments into moonshine. | ||
His Arch-Nemesis is the bitch known as [[Margaret Thatcher]]. | His Arch-Nemesis is the bitch known as [[Margaret Thatcher]] and some fatass called [[Snotty Boy]], ever since he got raped by Otis. Swearing he will turn him into a hamburger and eat him for his crime against his sanity. | ||
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
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== Personality == | == Personality == | ||
He enjoys cucking weebs of their body pillows, fucking [[Snotty Boy|people]] and pouring his milk all over them. He also likes dancing and showing his udders to people. In other words, a whore. | |||
He's also very cocky for a cow. | |||
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Latest revision as of 04:06, 6 November 2024
"Oh, milk me!"
Otis, also known by his alter ego cowman, is cow so fat and so selectively bred, he got motherfucking cow tits! Living at the barnyard, He be muddin', truckin' and knife fightin'. The only sissy city dweller he could stand is Paul Blart.
He also gets drunk from his own milk. Either this cow couldn't handle shit or he's so genetically disfigured, the glucose in his milk ferments into moonshine.
His Arch-Nemesis is the bitch known as Margaret Thatcher and some fatass called Snotty Boy, ever since he got raped by Otis. Swearing he will turn him into a hamburger and eat him for his crime against his sanity.
Appearance
Otis is male cow with fucking tits.
Personality
He enjoys cucking weebs of their body pillows, fucking people and pouring his milk all over them. He also likes dancing and showing his udders to people. In other words, a whore.
He's also very cocky for a cow.

