Balkan Brawl: The Eternal BBQ Showdown

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Balkan Brawl: The Eternal BBQ Showdown is an upcoming fighting cooking simulator that turns Balkan rivalries into an intense and action-packed battle for barbecue glory. Developed by indie studio Cevapcici Games, this wild brawler is set to launch on the Xbox Series X and the much-anticipated Gaystation 5. However, it won’t be available on the Nintendo Switch due to concerns that the console lacks the necessary power to handle the game’s intense barbecue action.

In Balkan Brawl, players dive into a fast-paced, grill-fueled showdown where Croatia and Serbia and whatever the fuck else is down there compete to claim the legendary Golden Chicken Nugget — an artifact said to grant its owner ultimate barbecue skills.

Playable Characters

Croatians

Image	Name	BBQ Named	Special Attack
	Ivan Čulina	The Meat Maestro	TBA
	Kristijan Valjavec	Grill Monster	• Monster Surge  Kiki taps into the raw power of endless Monster Energy consumption, causing his veins to glow neon green. This ability grants Kiki hyper-speed movement and attack for a short period. His stamina becomes limitless, and his attacks deal electric damage, shocking enemies with every punch. After the effect wears off, Kiki's eyes glow with sleepless intensity, and his movement speed remains slightly enhanced. • No-Sleep Insomnia Mode  Kiki embraces the power of never sleeping. His body enters a permanent state of hyper-awareness, making him immune to stuns, slows, and other status effects caused by fatigue or exhaustion. In this mode, time seems to slow down for him, allowing him to dodge attacks with inhuman reflexes. His enemies, on the other hand, are plagued by an aura of tiredness, reducing their reaction times and making them feel sluggish. • Ass Blaster: Spank of Doom Kiki delivers a devastating, physics-defying smack to his opponent’s behind. The force of the spank creates a shockwave that knocks enemies in a radius around him off their feet, leaving them stunned and embarrassed. If the spanked enemy is airborne when hit, they’re launched across the battlefield, creating an opening for Kiki to chain combos or reposition himself. The sheer humiliation inflicted by the Spank of Doom lowers the enemy's morale, reducing their damage output for a limited time.

Serbians

Image	Name	BBQ Named	Special Attack
	Aleksa P.	Serbian Culinary Ninja	• Garlic Bread Barrage  Aleksa unleashes a flurry of garlic bread slices that fly toward opponents. The slices deal damage and leave a lingering garlic scent that reduces enemies' attack speed for a short duration. This ability not only inflicts damage but also makes it harder for opponents to retaliate. • Kosovo Je Srbija  Aleksa channels his national pride with this rallying cry, empowering himself and nearby allies. When activated, he gains a temporary boost in attack power and speed, while allies receive a smaller buff, enhancing their combat effectiveness for a limited time. • Spicy Meatball Roll  Aleksa transforms into a giant rolling meatball, charging forward and knocking down any opponents in his path. This attack deals substantial damage and sends enemies flying, giving Aleksa a chance to follow up with more attacks while they’re vulnerable.
	Serbian Chips Granny	Србија до победе	TBA

Chileans

Image	Name	BBQ Named	Special Attack
	Natalie	Caranchoa	• All or Nothing  Natalie tosses an indeterminate amount of playing cards and coins at the opponent, the amount and begins to bargain how much life she would take or give to the opponent. Then they play one quick round of blackjack. If she wins, she deals double the damage to the opponent she would initially take, if she lost she loses the bidding HP. • Soundcloud Mixtape   She forces others to listen to her alternative music she made and released on Soundcloud, Stunning them and taking chipping damage. • Giant Anchovie  She brings out a giant dead catfish, many times her size and uses it to smack others into the sky, dealing massive amounts of damage and would send them flying far, doing a home run if their HP is low enough to kill them with said attack.

Skins

Skins are obtainable by completing missions.

Ivan Čulina

Image	Name	Ability	Required points
	Babushka Ivan	Dangerous stick	100 points (Available in the Deluxe DLC)

Kristijan Valjavec

Image	Name	Ability	Required points
	Femboi Kiki	UwUlicious Sparkle	500 points / Premium
	Furry Kiki	Sigma Howl	250 points
	Kiki the Kikiriki	Gives enemy peanut allergy	1000 points / Ultra Rare

Aleksa P.

Image	Name	Ability	Required points
	Garlic Hleb	Stinky Breath	50 points

Balkan ppl collection    🇭🇷 Croatians 🇭🇷 Ivan Čulina • Kristijan Valjavec • Čokolino 🇷🇸 Serbians 🇷🇸 Aleksa P. • !!! Videogames Balkan Brawl: The Eternal BBQ Showdown