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|colspan="2"; style= "border-style: transparent; border-width: 5px; background:#b4cdf0"|<center>'''Belligerents'''</center> | |||
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[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]]The Confederation of Funk Giants | |||
<br>[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]]r/Gassers | |||
<br>[[File:Nurgle Sym.webp|frameless|20px]]The Lingering Stench | |||
<br>[[File:Amunki.png|frameless|20px]]Amongus | |||
<br>[[File:Flag of Ethiopia.png|frameless|20px]] My Angry Ethiopian Friend | |||
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[[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]The Neko Arc Empire | |||
<br>Horny Degenerate Weeaboos for Catgirls | |||
<br>[[File:Slaanesh.webp|frameless|20px]]Pussy Hoggers | |||
<br>[[File:Green_cat.jpg|frameless|20px]]The gnarp gnarp | |||
<br>[[File:Amunki.png|frameless|20px]]Sussy Bakas | |||
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|colspan="2"; style="width:320px; border-style: transparent; border-width: 5px; background:#b4cdf0" align="center" |<center>'''Commanders and leaders'''</center> | |||
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[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][[Incredible Gassy|The Incredible Gassy]] | |||
<br>[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][https://youtu.be/qngBXbs3Of0?si=IiNVyTlEJ5dl3HAn Mondu the Fat] | |||
<br>[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][[Nikocado Avocado|The Avogodo]] | |||
<br>[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][[Sgt. Braphog]] | |||
<br>[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][[Dr. Gastronomical IX|Sgt. Sheldon]] | |||
<br>[[File:Nurgle Sym.webp|frameless|20px]]Gorlock The Destroyer | |||
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[[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]The Most Racist Neko Arc in the Universe | |||
<br>[[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]Sir Meowsalot | |||
<br>[[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]Lord Stamtish | |||
<br>[[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]Erai | |||
<br>[[File:Slaanesh.webp|frameless|20px]]Highgourd | |||
<br>Kattobyte | |||
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1 nikocado | |||
<br> ~50 trillion little alien morsel slaves | |||
<br> ~500 Units with the brap power, so powerful, it creates black holes | |||
<br> ~1 trillion Star Fighters | |||
<br> Super AIDS | |||
<br> Ultra advance chemicals of warfare | |||
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|colspan="2"; style="width:320px; font-size: 200%;" align="center"|'''EVERYTHING DIED! | |||
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The war itself lasted for a long ass time, as information of the past universe is scarce besides the Old Gods and was started when the | The war itself lasted for a long ass time, as information of the past universe is scarce besides the Old Gods and was started when the Neko Arc declared war on the Funk Giants by infesting and populating in their holy gas chambers, spreading cringe. Those bastards were typically blown away to something else that was eldtrich, suffocate to their gaseous forms or get "forked" on. Their home nebula had further retaliation, commencing the Battle of Sus. Named after fighting on planet owned the impostors among us who fought for both sides. | ||
Long story short; only 7,000 or so entities survived that war, including Sgt. Sheldon and the immortal ones live out their days bullying H.B. Lovecraft and other weirdos who love cats as much as they love using the N-word. | Long story short; only 7,000 or so entities survived that war, including Sgt. Sheldon and the immortal ones live out their days bullying H.B. Lovecraft and other weirdos who love cats as much as they love using the N-word. | ||
Revision as of 03:27, 28 September 2024
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| Date: | Prehistory - 14 Billion BC |
| Location: | Who the fuck knows |
| Result: | The Big Bang |
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The Big Bang Theory is a name given to one of possibly the earliest known series of wars in existence. Many scientists claim that it was so massive that it the cause the death of a universe prior to ours and gave birth to the current universe.
The only surviving recording of this massive war, comes from a slot machine, created by Stephan Hawkins, which inspired a separate TV show of the same name, but the only thing it shares, are the figureheads and Sergeant Sheldon's war cry: BAZINGA!!!
The war itself lasted for a long ass time, as information of the past universe is scarce besides the Old Gods and was started when the Neko Arc declared war on the Funk Giants by infesting and populating in their holy gas chambers, spreading cringe. Those bastards were typically blown away to something else that was eldtrich, suffocate to their gaseous forms or get "forked" on. Their home nebula had further retaliation, commencing the Battle of Sus. Named after fighting on planet owned the impostors among us who fought for both sides.
Long story short; only 7,000 or so entities survived that war, including Sgt. Sheldon and the immortal ones live out their days bullying H.B. Lovecraft and other weirdos who love cats as much as they love using the N-word.