Kristijan Valjavec

Not to be confused with Christian Köhler that smurf looking mf

Real Name	Kristijan
Alias(es)	Kiki
Species	Weeb
Sex	Femboi
Date of Birth	idk
Nationality	Croatian
Relative(s)	• Crazy Swazy • incel looking brother
Occupation(s)	Kitchun
Criminal Record	Leaving Monster energy cans everywhere
Rank	Lesbian Femboi
First Appearance	At my workplace
Onlyfans	Yes (naughty)
Status	Still watching anime

Kristijan Valjavec (no fucking idea how to pronounce that last name) also known as Kiki is a croation "guy" that looks incredible hard (and) like a lesbian, also his skin is weirdly soft so I have a theory and at this point headcanon that he is actually a transboi (not that I would complain). He constantly leaves Monster energy cans everywhere at the workplace and I can get free deposit out of it hehehe.

He has a pasionate hate for GayNein like any normal human would since he is literally Satan and Hitler's love child (and Bulgarian...). He also likes anime, even has a Naruto shirt that made me cringe. But his hair is fluffy tho, I can't hate on that, also it's not that standart cringe haircut 90% of other dudes have, yet he has a similar faceshape to Vector from despicable me.

History

While he was a teenager he got a crush on Jimmy Neutron, but he rejected him because Jimmy isn't attracted to twinks. This made him so depressed he died his hair black and had an emo phase and cried after Jimmy senpai.

He wanted to kill himself and jumped of a cliff but Luigi saw him and caught him before he hit the ground. Luigi's strong biceps made Kiki blush immediately and he knew Luigi has big cock energy. Luigi always wanted to have a little goth GF and he and Kiki started dating.

long Rant (emotional & angry)

(gonna gramma correct this later lol) He was supposed to stay at the dishwasher yesterday with someone else and had a special shift that said he has to work till it's over, but cunt he is he leaves two complete full trolleys with a retarded amount of plates over for the next day, so I should take care of it. Bruh u were 2 ppl working at a time where no new plates came and you leave it to me the next day, who was a fucking lone and got spammed with 100 plates and cups by the waiters, I didn't have the fucking time to take care of YOUR garbage, especially since you two only worked one hour on it, that's nothing, idc how much else you all did that was your job, I also managed to leave my places nicely whenever I worked despite the fact I was dying the last month because I was constantly alone with a bunch of shit.

and what did this bastard tell me when I asked if this was necesary and that I leave it for the next person (who is responsible for this as well)... "We could've also just leave all of it for you to do it, so be lucky we did anything at all", ARE YOU SERIOUS, YOU HAD ALL THE PEACEFUL TIME OF THE WORLD TO DO IT BUT YES, LEAVE IT TO ME, IT'S NOT LIKE I ALWAYS LEFT MY PLACE AS GOOD AS I CAN FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO TOO MUCH OR HELPED YOU OUT WHEN U HAD TOO MUCH SILVERWARE TO WORK WITH, YES I'M THE ASSHOLE, OFC.

Again, if u read this, you were 2 ppl, you could've easily done this, I was alone with a bunch of new plates. Like u didn't even try to put the cups out of the box for the dishwasher, you just put it like that on the trolley, go fuck yourself.

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Oh, updates, for some reason the other person responsible for this chaos was allowed to go earlier now I can work all alone again, wow, just wow, wtf

Extra

AND NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU JUST WENT HOME ONE DAY LEAVING ME WITH A BUNCH OF WORK TO THE POINT THAT I HAD TO CALL MY MOM TO HELP ME, LIKE EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO STAY TILL EVERYONE FINISHED, AND YOU JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS, I NEVER DID THIS TO YOU. Anyway my mom was so pissed since it was her free day she told susie, so no, it wasn't me who snitched, but even if, your fault, hope susie screaming at you was painful

Trivia

• Likes Monster energy drinks, it's literally his blood.
• Somehow understands how to use deodorant as a weeb.
• Shoesize 500
• Blind
• Had an emo phase