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Most tried and failed to set up mining camps there, except for the dwarves, so that they can extract the mountain for Gold, Pyrite, Vanadinite, Zinc and Rice Krispies. | Most tried and failed to set up mining camps there, except for the dwarves, so that they can extract the mountain for Gold, Pyrite, Vanadinite, Zinc and Rice Krispies. | ||
The most feared aspect about Creepy Crag Mountain, is a man who lives there. That man is an older, tougher [[Daniel Larson]] driven out of society so as to escape the gang stalking and making a name for himself within that area by butt fucking | The most feared aspect about Creepy Crag Mountain, is a man who lives there. That man is an older, tougher [[Daniel Larson]] driven out of society so as to escape the gang stalking and making a name for himself within that area by butt fucking the previously mentioned big green dinosaurs until they die, he is said to live just below the Snitch (the brother of the [[The Grinch|Grinch]], and lives atop the peak). What makes him the most feared there is that he will descend at night to his nearest settlement, and abduct a sleeping child into his keep, never to be seen again. | ||
== Notable Residents == | == Notable Residents == | ||
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* [[Scary godmother's old smelly grandgodmother|Scary Godmother's smelly old Grandgodmother]] (formerly) | * [[Scary godmother's old smelly grandgodmother|Scary Godmother's smelly old Grandgodmother]] (formerly) | ||
* [[Clyde's Pelican]] | * [[Clyde's Pelican]] | ||
* The Metal Witch (Only when it is not summer, when monsoons are at their | * The Metal Witch (Only when it is not summer, when monsoons are at their harshest) | ||
* The Incredible Gassy's arch nemesis | * The Incredible Gassy's arch nemesis | ||
* Olivia from Fear and Hunger | |||
* A vicious creature called Ratcatdog, Half rat, half cat, and half dog, all proboscis. | |||
* Black Kalev | |||
[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
Revision as of 04:20, 5 February 2024
The Creepy Crag Mountains is a barely hospitable area near the edge of East Frightside, and has the third highest peak in Frightside, measuring 12,597 feet above sea level. The mountains are predominantly inhabitated by Dwarves, Mawiles, and Drug Addicts. The Dwarves live inside these mountains killing any Goblins, Molemen, Junkies and Ratmen that stand in their way. Only the brave and the foolish dwarves venture out on the skin of Creepy Crag Mt. For any normal person wouldn't want to be eaten by a junkie, mawile, a rabid inbred juggalo, or the worst case scenario A Jehova's Witness riding on a big greenish dinosaur asking you to submit to him or perish.
Very few flora grow there due to the weather extremes in the Creepy Crag Mountains, usually met with dry, icy howling winds, or unrelenting monsoons. The climate is so rough there. It makes the trees that survive there angry to the point they'll animate and attack anyone who walk pass them and calling them over 479 slurs in English, Malaysian, and Generation Alpha English.
Most tried and failed to set up mining camps there, except for the dwarves, so that they can extract the mountain for Gold, Pyrite, Vanadinite, Zinc and Rice Krispies.
The most feared aspect about Creepy Crag Mountain, is a man who lives there. That man is an older, tougher Daniel Larson driven out of society so as to escape the gang stalking and making a name for himself within that area by butt fucking the previously mentioned big green dinosaurs until they die, he is said to live just below the Snitch (the brother of the Grinch, and lives atop the peak). What makes him the most feared there is that he will descend at night to his nearest settlement, and abduct a sleeping child into his keep, never to be seen again.
Notable Residents
- Daniel Larson
- The Snitch
- Farooha
- Scary Godmother's smelly old Grandgodmother (formerly)
- Clyde's Pelican
- The Metal Witch (Only when it is not summer, when monsoons are at their harshest)
- The Incredible Gassy's arch nemesis
- Olivia from Fear and Hunger
- A vicious creature called Ratcatdog, Half rat, half cat, and half dog, all proboscis.
- Black Kalev