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From the day he was born. | From the day he was born. The only thing he learnt was, to HATE. At the end of his childhood, he had concluded that all things nice, happy and wholesome are hella gay and are an anathema to him. So he saw it as a blessing when he became blind at age 15 due to cancer. He was supposed only be able to live until he was 18, but this crazy mofo was hating so hard, he far surpassed the intended age of death, reaching up until he looked old and goofy toothed as shit until he died to a Nigga Moment with Robert Freeman. | ||
In his adult life, he would dedicate it to to trolling, ruining things and spreading as much misery and spite as possible. It was through this he | In his adult life, he would dedicate it to to trolling, ruining things and spreading as much misery and spite as possible. It was through this he was gonna attract the rest of the trolls where he would use them before he hated that shit enough to learn and hone his skill in being offensive, learning more ways to ruin somebody's day and more. He also learnt a thing about whoopin' over someone's as, or two. | ||
After becoming old he ended up in a retirement home where he | After becoming too damn old, he ended up in a retirement home where he spat talked to some other hatin' ass bitches, until they realized the only things they hated more than each other, was everything else, and thus The Hateocracy was born. They would go around doing what Stinkmeaner always did: hating, trolling, arguing, pissin' and shittin' everywhere but inside the toilet bowl and causing a ruckus. | ||
[[File:Landlady vs stinkmeaner by hellonearth iii dej058v-350t.jpg|thumb|left|The average YouTube comment argument]] | [[File:Landlady vs stinkmeaner by hellonearth iii dej058v-350t.jpg|thumb|left|The average YouTube comment argument]] | ||
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[[File:Stinkmeanerdubois.webp|thumb|Stinkmeaner possessing Obama]] | [[File:Stinkmeanerdubois.webp|thumb|Stinkmeaner possessing Obama]] | ||
After Robert killed him in a YouTube Boxing match, somewhat by accident | After Robert killed him in a YouTube Boxing match, somewhat by accident, Stinkmeaner trained even further and completely mastered the art of in hating in hell, and becoming Satan's favorite human. He can also take down whole armies of demons now too. In fact he mastered being a dumb crazy blind bitchass, he concentrated his black air force energy so much, he gave birth to a sentient from of pure black force energy, that came to be known as [[Dark matter|dark matter]]. | ||
One day, Stinkmeaner called The Devil a bitch ass nigga. His spirit was sent back to Earth to haunt and spread discontent across the world | One day, Stinkmeaner called The Devil "a bitch ass nigga". His spirit was sent back to Earth to haunt and spread discontent across the world alongs-side his despised creations. There he would be an internet poltergeist teaching others hatred across sites like Twitter, Reddit, 4chan, [[Sharty tripod|the sharty]] and much more. However when a Nigga Moment arised, it was a summoning gate for him to possess the body of one of the persons caught in a Nigga Moment. It was this he managed to possess [[Obunga|Obama]] when his parking space got quickly cut off by some jackass. | ||
Now with a body he did more things to inconvenience others such as ruining a court case and banging Tom's wife, but his biggest goal planned, was to get revenge on the Freemans for killin' his ass. He succeded in whoopin' their asses, but deus ex machina prevented him from winning the brawl after he got knocked out with 3 smashes of expensive ornaments to the head. He was later attempted by exorcised by [[Uncle Ruckus]], with little to no effect. Huey managed to exorcise him by creating peace and laughter between him and Ruckus' hatred towards the blacks. | Now with a body he did more things to inconvenience others such as ruining a court case and banging Tom's wife, but his biggest goal planned, was to get revenge on the Freemans for killin' his ass. He succeded in whoopin' their asses, but deus ex machina prevented him from winning the brawl after he got knocked out with 3 smashes of expensive ornaments to the head. He was later attempted by exorcised by [[Uncle Ruckus]], with little to no effect. Huey managed to exorcise him by creating peace and laughter between him and Ruckus' hatred towards the blacks. | ||
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Stinkmeaner is the champion of hating and is a high ranking troll. He is most easily seen driving like a crazy ass bitch straight out of GTA.
Backstory
From the day he was born. The only thing he learnt was, to HATE. At the end of his childhood, he had concluded that all things nice, happy and wholesome are hella gay and are an anathema to him. So he saw it as a blessing when he became blind at age 15 due to cancer. He was supposed only be able to live until he was 18, but this crazy mofo was hating so hard, he far surpassed the intended age of death, reaching up until he looked old and goofy toothed as shit until he died to a Nigga Moment with Robert Freeman.
In his adult life, he would dedicate it to to trolling, ruining things and spreading as much misery and spite as possible. It was through this he was gonna attract the rest of the trolls where he would use them before he hated that shit enough to learn and hone his skill in being offensive, learning more ways to ruin somebody's day and more. He also learnt a thing about whoopin' over someone's as, or two.
After becoming too damn old, he ended up in a retirement home where he spat talked to some other hatin' ass bitches, until they realized the only things they hated more than each other, was everything else, and thus The Hateocracy was born. They would go around doing what Stinkmeaner always did: hating, trolling, arguing, pissin' and shittin' everywhere but inside the toilet bowl and causing a ruckus.
Post Death
After Robert killed him in a YouTube Boxing match, somewhat by accident, Stinkmeaner trained even further and completely mastered the art of in hating in hell, and becoming Satan's favorite human. He can also take down whole armies of demons now too. In fact he mastered being a dumb crazy blind bitchass, he concentrated his black air force energy so much, he gave birth to a sentient from of pure black force energy, that came to be known as dark matter.
One day, Stinkmeaner called The Devil "a bitch ass nigga". His spirit was sent back to Earth to haunt and spread discontent across the world alongs-side his despised creations. There he would be an internet poltergeist teaching others hatred across sites like Twitter, Reddit, 4chan, the sharty and much more. However when a Nigga Moment arised, it was a summoning gate for him to possess the body of one of the persons caught in a Nigga Moment. It was this he managed to possess Obama when his parking space got quickly cut off by some jackass.
Now with a body he did more things to inconvenience others such as ruining a court case and banging Tom's wife, but his biggest goal planned, was to get revenge on the Freemans for killin' his ass. He succeded in whoopin' their asses, but deus ex machina prevented him from winning the brawl after he got knocked out with 3 smashes of expensive ornaments to the head. He was later attempted by exorcised by Uncle Ruckus, with little to no effect. Huey managed to exorcise him by creating peace and laughter between him and Ruckus' hatred towards the blacks.
His next victim was Cerebella, after she got into a fight with Big Band about not sharing her weed to her troupe. With her he caused even more shit like smashing one of the guy's precious violin and trashing the bar, calling the bartender a piss drinking, cock sucking, toilet kissing, shit eating, fart smelling, nipple twisting, cum gargling, bug eyed, gay ass mofo with bad credit, and proceeding to shove her hat's fist right up, arm deep in Hatsun Miku's ass. The calamity was stopped when Big Bang set up a trap concert with a help of Colombo and Bob Dylan, after learning Cerebella was a big fan of the musical star. When Stinkmeaner tried to torment his host with killing Bob Dylan. He fell for the trap and was put to sleep with a horse tranquilizer. This rest and tranquility was enough to exercise his spirit out.
His soul however is still out there, waiting to catch the nearest Nigga Moment in his vicinity to strike again .
During his death however some beings of dark matter grew and evolved to the point that they become flesh and blood clones of Stinkmeaner, off to torment Robert for the rest of his life.