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{{Character|image=Homer-uchiha.jpg|name=Homer Uchiha|species=Ninja|eyes=Mangekyo Sharingan|portrayedby=Seth McFarlane|birthPlace=infernal konoha|relatives=Sasuke Uchiha
Madara Uchiha
<br>Itachi Uchiha
<br>John Uchiha
<br>Obito Uchiha|affiliation=Italian Uchiha Clan|aliases=The Legendary Uchiha|occupation=Assassin
Ninja|favMeal=Evil Donuts|favGame=Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4|hates=Naruto, SIMG, Ultradark Triad, Peter Spliffin,|catchP="Mmmmm... Blood...."|imagecaption=God left me unfinished...|crimes=Burnign down Konohagakure, anti-killing the Uchiha clan, going to the computer store without pants, hot topic milan incident|likes=Blood Donuts, Sasuke, Uchiha Clan, Good Charlotte, Jungian Shadow Clone Jutsu, Marylin Mansion}}


Homer Uchiha is Madara's secret uncle and the founder of the italian branch of Uchiha clan. He was Dio Brando's secret roommate (no he was not a squatter he was just good at being a ninja) while in ninja college in egypt.
==Biography==
===Early Life ===
Homer was born in Infernal Konoha an evil suburb of Konoha village where all the forbidden jutsus and cursed techniques and stands were taught in school which the rest of Konoha didn't know of because they all whiny bitches. He did lots of assassin work as an assassin and killed high profile target such as pope francis, archangel michael and his stupid ass math teacher ms. Smith because she gave him detention for listening to Good Charlotte without headphones in class. stupid bitch.
===Blood Rivalry with the Spliffin Clan===
One Hateful (Fateful + Hate) day Homer wanted to get his hands on his favourite meal that being Evil Donuts so he got into his Ninja Car with the Uchiha Clan's logo on it and the license plate saying Death in Kanji and he drove to the Evil Donut Shop. He walked up to the guy behind the counter and he says, "Yeah, what do ya want?"
Homer said, "You got any razed (razor  + glazed) donuts?"
He said, "No, we're outta razed (razor + glazed) donuts."
Homer said, "You got any helly (hell + jelly) donuts?"
He said, "No, we're outta helly (hell + jelly) donuts."
Homer said, "You got any Bavarian blood-filled donuts?"
He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian blood-filled donuts."
Homer said, "You got any infant rolls?"
He said, "No, we're outta infant rolls."
Homer said, "You got any apple fritters?"
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters."
Homer said, "You got any hellhound claws?"
He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check
"No, we're outta hellhound claws."
It was then that Homer Uchiha used his Mangekyo sharingan to find out who bought all the evil donuts. But when he walked out the door to pursue them the door disappeared and he was jumped by Peter Spliffin and Anti-American Dad from the Spliffin Clan. Peter Spliffin then revealed it was him who killed Uchiha clan whiile wearing a 10 dollar itachi cosplay he got off craigslist. Homer was furious upon hearing this informazioni (translators note: informazioni means information in latinx) but Spliffin assured him it was all for a prank and that there were hiddne cameras.
===Filing for DMCA against Shadow Italian Mafia Gang===
Homer Uchiha saw the gruesome crimes the SIMG committed against the italian public... and swiftly ignored them because they're cool and badass and morally gray. Except for one..... That being that a few of their members have used mangekyo sharingan which was trademarked and patented by the Uchiha clan. Hoomer then sent them a cease to exist letter which [[Christiano Diablo Ronaldo]] swiftly ignored and then he THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!! This Angered The LEgendary Uchiha so much that in his blind rage he went to his lawyer and filed a DMCA Copyright strike against the Mafia. This led to SIMG taking down any promotional material and members wearing the mangekyo sharingan and also Christiano Diablo Ronaldo turned himself in thus becoming Guacamole Bay's most badass satanic prisoner.

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