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===Early Life === | ===Early Life === | ||
Homer was born in Infernal Konoha an evil suburb of Konoha village where all the forbidden jutsus and cursed techniques and stands were taught in school which the rest of Konoha didn't know of because they all whiny bitches. He did lots of assassin work as an assassin and killed high profile target such as pope francis, archangel michael and his stupid ass math teacher ms. Smith because she gave him detention for listening to | Homer was born in Infernal Konoha an evil suburb of Konoha village where all the forbidden jutsus and cursed techniques and stands were taught in school which the rest of Konoha didn't know of because they all whiny bitches. He did lots of assassin work as an assassin and killed high profile target such as pope francis, archangel michael and his stupid ass math teacher ms. Smith because she gave him detention for listening to Good Charlotte without headphones in class. stupid bitch. | ||
===Blood Rivalry with the Spliffin Clan=== | ===Blood Rivalry with the Spliffin Clan=== | ||
One Hateful (Fateful + Hate) day Homer wanted to get his hands on his favourite meal that being Evil Donuts so he got into his Ninja Car with the Uchiha Clan's logo on it and the license plate saying Death in Kanji and he drove to the Evil Donut Shop. He walked up to the guy behind the counter and he says, "Yeah, what do ya want?" | |||
Homer said, "You got any razed (razor + glazed) donuts?" | |||
He said, "No, we're outta razed (razor + glazed) donuts." | |||
Homer said, "You got any helly (hell + jelly) donuts?" | |||
He said, "No, we're outta helly (hell + jelly) donuts." | |||
Homer said, "You got any Bavarian blood-filled donuts?" | |||
He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian blood-filled donuts." | |||
Homer said, "You got any infant rolls?" | |||
He said, "No, we're outta infant rolls." | |||
Homer said, "You got any apple fritters?" | |||
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters." | |||
Homer said, "You got any hellhound claws?" | |||
He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check | |||
"No, we're outta hellhound claws." | |||
It was then that Homer Uchiha used his Mangekyo sharingan to find out who bought all the evil donuts. But when he walked out the door to pursue them the door disappeared and he was jumped by Peter Spliffin and Anti-American Dad from the Spliffin Clan. Peter Spliffin then revealed it was him who killed Uchiha clan whiile wearing a 10 dollar itachi cosplay he got off craigslist. Homer was furious upon hearing this informazioni (translators note: informazioni means information in latinx) but Spliffin assured him it was all for a prank and that there were hiddne cameras. | |||
===Filing for DMCA against Shadow Italian Mafia Gang=== | ===Filing for DMCA against Shadow Italian Mafia Gang=== | ||
Revision as of 17:13, 4 December 2024
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Homer Uchiha is Madara's secret uncle and the founder of the italian branch of Uchiha clan. He was Dio Brando's secret roommate (no he was not a squatter he was just good at being a ninja) while in ninja college in egypt.
Biography
Early Life
Homer was born in Infernal Konoha an evil suburb of Konoha village where all the forbidden jutsus and cursed techniques and stands were taught in school which the rest of Konoha didn't know of because they all whiny bitches. He did lots of assassin work as an assassin and killed high profile target such as pope francis, archangel michael and his stupid ass math teacher ms. Smith because she gave him detention for listening to Good Charlotte without headphones in class. stupid bitch.
Blood Rivalry with the Spliffin Clan
One Hateful (Fateful + Hate) day Homer wanted to get his hands on his favourite meal that being Evil Donuts so he got into his Ninja Car with the Uchiha Clan's logo on it and the license plate saying Death in Kanji and he drove to the Evil Donut Shop. He walked up to the guy behind the counter and he says, "Yeah, what do ya want?" Homer said, "You got any razed (razor + glazed) donuts?" He said, "No, we're outta razed (razor + glazed) donuts." Homer said, "You got any helly (hell + jelly) donuts?" He said, "No, we're outta helly (hell + jelly) donuts." Homer said, "You got any Bavarian blood-filled donuts?" He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian blood-filled donuts." Homer said, "You got any infant rolls?" He said, "No, we're outta infant rolls." Homer said, "You got any apple fritters?" He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters." Homer said, "You got any hellhound claws?" He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check "No, we're outta hellhound claws." It was then that Homer Uchiha used his Mangekyo sharingan to find out who bought all the evil donuts. But when he walked out the door to pursue them the door disappeared and he was jumped by Peter Spliffin and Anti-American Dad from the Spliffin Clan. Peter Spliffin then revealed it was him who killed Uchiha clan whiile wearing a 10 dollar itachi cosplay he got off craigslist. Homer was furious upon hearing this informazioni (translators note: informazioni means information in latinx) but Spliffin assured him it was all for a prank and that there were hiddne cameras.