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I just got my finger cut clean off from chef. He caught me stealing a cookie off the kitchen jar. The missing finger fucking stings like having a ghost chilli pepper rubbed all over your wound and the surrounding skin. I wish my bitch of a mum felt the way I did! It made me look like a baby all day today, especially in front of that menace of my grandson. Can't help but cry the pain away. Worst part about it is that it was very messy and it got all over my only clean clothes. Man... At least these sort of injuries heal overnight. I don't even know how i would cope if lost one of my fingers for the rest of my life. | I just got my finger cut clean off from chef. He caught me stealing a cookie off the kitchen jar. The missing finger fucking stings like having a ghost chilli pepper rubbed all over your wound and the surrounding skin. I wish my bitch of a mum felt the way I did! It made me look like a baby all day today, especially in front of that menace of my grandson. Can't help but cry the pain away. Worst part about it is that it was very messy and it got all over my only clean clothes. Man... At least these sort of injuries heal overnight. I don't even know how i would cope if lost one of my fingers for the rest of my life. | ||
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Revision as of 10:35, 17 May 2024
Character Synopsis
Gregory was born in a unknown year but is implied to really fucking old. His mom hates him for being an oppressed Morbious fan, among other reasons.
Gregory is a long lost relative of Peacock and has yet to meet her. He has tried several times to get in contact only for Big Band to pick up and tell him to quote, "stop calling this fucking number".
This had resulted in a physical fight outside in front of a Taco Bell parking-lot between Big Band and Gregory. Tommy Ten-Tons recorded the fight and eventually posted it on infamous website [1].
Gregory had got knocked the fuck out and told Harry "I'll get you back fucking pussy". Both were later arrested temporarily by law enforcement.
He is also the star of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books.
Career
Gregory has a somewhat successful life, Gregory is the owner of his Hotel "Gregory House" and also has a Taxi service. He's also a rapper, but no one really gives a fuck about it.
Crimes
Gregory has committed several crimes. Gregory's first crime was in 2016 when he had drunkenly stripped naked in the middle of a Walmart while proceeding to scream "Dicks out for Harambe". He has been banned from all Walmarts in America and Canada.
He created a content farm YouTube Channel, showing off kids crude, animated Elsagate content where trending characters perform scatology, abusive behavior, gross out body horror and other degenerate, hardcore and out of place adult themes.
== His Diary Entries ==\par In the Fanboy and Chum Chum video game. You can find his diary, with up to 7 entries, depending on how far you progressed the game:
Addendum 1:
"12/06/07
Dear Diary,
Today I tried getting in contact with that neglectful witch for the 2024th time. But alas there only seemed to be two options. No response or that fat piece of shit pussy. The bastard always reminds me of Neko Zombie.
But to keep me from tearing your papers. I have some good news, I got 2 guest today. That's right! TWO!! One seemed positive, lively and Australian, the bigger one more aloof and jaded. He seemed easier to break down. They shared me a story of making their client: A widowed Mrs. Candle or someone smile again. Which gave me a shiver, hearing that, seeing how close to my job that is. Though in real life i just chuckled like I usually do. Glad that cursed habit helps me out look more confident.
Addendum 2:
"15/06/07
Dear Diary.
I just got my finger cut clean off from chef. He caught me stealing a cookie off the kitchen jar. The missing finger fucking stings like having a ghost chilli pepper rubbed all over your wound and the surrounding skin. I wish my bitch of a mum felt the way I did! It made me look like a baby all day today, especially in front of that menace of my grandson. Can't help but cry the pain away. Worst part about it is that it was very messy and it got all over my only clean clothes. Man... At least these sort of injuries heal overnight. I don't even know how i would cope if lost one of my fingers for the rest of my life.