Unbeatables

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The Unbeatables
General Information
Commanders:	Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
Historical Information
Foundation:	Whatever year, Shaggy awakened the Noah gene
Other Information
Attributes:	Ego driven allies
Goals:	Steal and pillage everything and rebrand stolen shit for the Noah Family as ego driven individuals turned villains. Destory the heroes of the UnAnything universe

The Unbeatables, are a powerful group of people who are, in fact, unbeatable, and are banded together to fight the Undefeatables, every organization represented by them, and most importantly: the Chuck Norris. Considered to be a dark matter army of evil doers of UnWorld, they were led by the powerful Noah Family like entities with the Shaggy Rodgers as the leader. All of them answer to him as the group's founder as he also manages his own warband many years after this groups formation as the successor in name only to the Satanic Empire that does not actually exist. Shaggy Rodgers uses his goons being the most inspired by the thrill and thunder of battle, as he seeks to bring those values to keep this frenemy group in check. Being potential backstabbers, the band has a well-deserved reputation as thieves and filchers especially Remy who takes kitchen food to serve the Noah war bands food and the assassins Zabuza and Haku who pillage ninja villages for the lulz. Think of them as what Wario is to Mario except with a huge vengeance and rivalry against Chuck Norris. Within UnAnything's setting they are labelled as a heroic group but it is a complete lie because Wario didn't send an editor to update, but in reality it is the most evil organization in the UnAnything universe so evil that Captain 1 was chased out and begged for Chuck Norris and Captain 0 to save him from the this Noah gene awakened dark matter version of Ultra Instinct Shaggy. In fact, [Bob Saget]] aka Satan also doesn't like these people because they seek to dethrone him as well. They are immune to Wa-Machine cloning and the Weegee stare, and live on Neptune in the Unbeatable Palace. Each member is a dark matter eldritch villian who goes WAH HA HA!

The Unbeatables were an egoist gang aligned with the idea of becoming the EVIL successor to the Undefeatables. They can be seen either battling or squabbling over scavenged goods, or swiping anything that's not nailed down from each other and any other allied chaos warband in sight. With their ingenuity, most of the Unbeatables could become smart enough to be skilled scientists and brilliant engineers, but with Shaggy Rodgers now embracing the criminal life, he uses only 0.001% of his power to take things from the Unbeatables to hoard and terrorize heroes to prop himself up. Numerous dark matter "improvements" bolted on and slathered in barbarous paint schemes and iconography in rejection to the Undefeatables as they take after them and rebrand everything to suit them, such as Lord 0, a Number Captain rebranded as a Number Lord made as a rejection against Captain 0 until he saught to join in any one of their shell organizations who hide behind protesting the status quo. According to their shell organizations, they claim "to actually decide to help the good guys with problems that slowly start to form, instead of just sitting on their asses in the Undefeatable Palace AND DO NOTHING UNTIL IT BECOMES A PROBLEM."

Shaggy Rogers unlocked the Noah gene using it to stabilize the group in defiance of Chuck Norris. He embraced a criminal path, exploiting his heightened abilities to hoard resources, intimidate former allies, and assert dominance. This drew the attention of various trolls, who recognized Shaggy as a destabilizing force useful for his own ends. Their alliance formed out of shared self-interest. Shaggy Rodgers and others had various crimes reported by professional lawyer, harvey birdman attorney at law, who knew that many of the protesters would leave as soon as the real versions of themselves came out of the shadows. As a violent trolling organzation and dark matter counterpart to the Undefeatables, this chaos cult along with others partnered with numerous other villians that seek destruction as their endgoal, they live in a culture where they beat each other up as frenemies and would join in their wars against beings who represent the innocence harvested from rival factions.

Little is known about certain members but we do know that Yuugi Hoshiguma and Parsee Mizuhashi are very gay for each other and that each member is composed of dark matter through the Noah gene.

History

Creation

The group was created by Super 17 after he got denied of his status as an Undefeatable. Super 17 snapped and decided that he's had it with Chuck Norris and his friends, and decided to make a group to rival the Undefeatables. Shaggy Rodgers then got pissed at how weak his Undefeatables friends were becoming and then became an evil dark matter being who was himself with a red shirt. As such, the Unbeatables were born out of envy. After Shaggy Rodgers transformed, he decided to find Memetic allies as a part of the new generation of Memes to make them effective uses at spreading Memetic Gestalt Syndrome. Other ex-Undefeatables such as the Tierboskat of this reality would join within this darker alternative reality split from the main UnWorld continuity in the UnHyperverse.

Disbanding

After the Unbeatables-Undefeatables 2025-2026 War, both organizations were absorbed into 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! and NPC Alliance respectively with various members either having died from the Dimensional Merge or becoming recruited into the organizations.

Members

Upper Council of Unbeatables

The upper council only includes the 8 people who joined the group when it was created which includes the mascot of the team.

1. Lord 0: Strongest member in the group. An Immortal and villianous successor to Captain 0 that seeks to destroy Mr. Game & Watch.
2. Shaggy Rogers: The man once hand picked to be Chuck Norris's successor and second-in-command. Despite originally being a lower ranked member of the Undefeatables, after seeing how stale and tyrannical Chuck Norris had become, he left the group and joined the Normie Slaiyers which eventually got him caught in this mess fighting various versions of UnAnything's heroic groups known as DeFenders. When originally kidnapped by the group, he simply wanted to train to finally give Chuck Norris's bootlickers a reality check but as the truth was revealed, he became the leader of the new Undefeatables with the Noah gene turning red and immense ultra instinct power level.
3. Matt: Originally just a friend of Shaggy's but would get caught up into this mess and decides to help him and his newfound friends in stopping Mickey, The Agency, Chuck Norris, and NPCs.
4. Scooby-Doo: Shaggy's best friend and trusty canine. Secretly, unaware himself, is a fragmented chaos god who reincarnated himself multiple times to one day finally be released.
5. Super 17: Leader of the original version of this organization in UnAnything universe along with Cell.
6. Yuugi Hoshiguma: The strong drunk lesbian onii.
7. Cell: A member of the Unbeatables who seeks to fire lazers better than Marx.
8. Tierboskat: An alternate dimension Tiersokat who embraced the Noah gene turning into a dark matter entity. This Memetic Gestalt Syndrome virus takes on the form of Gorefield's splintered selves.

Lower Council of Unbeatables

• Giga-Chad: The Ultimate Chad who is the top of the Lower Council along with Us.
• Morbius: A powerful demon who can even rival the likes of Lord Dracula. He will challenge Apostle Bob Saget and send him to his grave.
• Trumis (Dragonball.ai): The demonic version of trunks.
• Us: Pro video shamer; defies losing.
• Hei Meiling: One of the biggest enemies of Seven Deadly Sines.
• Ash Ketchum: A parallel universe version of Ash who is a psychopath, the one who serves the Ducky Empire, one of warlords found in that dimension.
• The Rock: He is the distraction. No matter how many times you look away, he is still there. You smell what he’s cooking, and it smells like the downfall of the Undefeatables. He is the challenger against Mr. T.
• Father Elijah: He was devastated by a major loss during the bloody and costly war with the Undefeatables. The loss made him go on a years-long quest to find advanced technology to end the Undefeatables completely.
• Cinder: Some dude on fire.
• Parsee Mizuhashi: The Hashihime who's considered the CEO of Jealousy. She is Yuugi's girlfriend.
• Heihachi: Anti-Fodder
• Slayer: Badass dandy man who canonically never lost a fight. He along with Morbius seeks to dethrone Bob Saget, the Apostle of Hell.
• Zabuza and Haku: The hidden mist assasins join the Unbeatables.
• Remy F. Ratatouille: Perverted master of ninjutsu for the hidden mist assassins abd is the dark matter chef for the whole Unbeatables.
• Meme Man: Mastered Stonks and leverages against fellow NPCs in economic warfare.

Registered Adepts for the Unbeatables

• Pusheen: Cinder's pet cat.
• Sailor Pluto: The palaces door guard who has the big depresso.
• Swiper the Fox: Decides to join the Unbeatables once learning the truth about the gangstas involvement in Troll Empire and how former Trölls left and became NPC.
• Windex: It says it's unbeatable on the front cover. Currently being trained by A1 Steak Sauce. Seeks to dethrone Billy Mays and Oxyclean.

Former Members and Traitors

• Ducky: When a character rhymes with fucky, you know you have a real MF and he is the key villian against the Undefeatables and their allies, or at least was. As it turns out he really wanted to make the Ducky Empire even more evil than the Unbeatables so he left to spite the group. He's now a wanted criminal on the side of the Undefeatables and his former villian companions are also after him.
• Tien Shinhan: He left to side with Chuck Norris after disliking the effects of Memetic Gestalt Syndrome among members.

Relationships

Affiliates

• Noah Family: Obviously.
• Phonito Birds: Obviously.
• Shaheen: A man originally from Persia who wants revenge for his friend who was killed by Cyber-Dee.
• A1KA H1YAK1: A android clone of Aika Hiyaki created by Scientist-San.
• Malcolm Myers: Who?
• Anne: A boxer girl who works as their enforcer and went band to band with the unbeatable hunter hired by the undefeatables the fourth Raikage Ay.
• Suggsverse: Many of the Unbeatables have willingly fought battles in this verse.

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(Concept by VesnaTheRussianWarcriminal)