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* Roger from American Dad is her boyfriend | * Roger from American Dad is her boyfriend | ||
* Ted Kaczynski is her dad | * Ted Kaczynski is her dad | ||
* She went back in time to 1600s Transylvania, changed her name to Jonathan and banged Count Dracula's daughter | |||
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[[File:Palmtreedeathscene.jpg|left|thumb|1.1 microseconds after the incident]] | [[File:Palmtreedeathscene.jpg|left|thumb|1.1 microseconds after the incident]] | ||
Revision as of 20:22, 26 May 2026
Gurly Gug (ガーリー・グーグ, Gārī Gūgu) is an unnatural eldritch triocular 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 elephant/dinosaur/mouse/Urethra Gremlin hybrid who hails from the small New England town of Boilleog, New Hampshire. She tortures the NPC Palm Tree in the most graphic and inhumane of ways imaginable akin to how Big Dick Randy loves fucking Tiny Dick Steve. She's commonly seen with a toilet paper roll on her head that she uses as a hat like a true freaker.
the incident
Gurly was just simply walking down the sidewalk one day trying to get to Hooters, being unaware of who Palm Tree was nor of her existence when suddenly they bumped into each other whilst walking. Gurly stared dead at her in the eye and that's literally all it took for her to immediately realize what an NPC virgin piece of shit that Palm Tree was, so she dedicated the entire rest of her life from that point on to torture Palm Tree.
trivia
- Roger from American Dad is her boyfriend
- Ted Kaczynski is her dad
- She went back in time to 1600s Transylvania, changed her name to Jonathan and banged Count Dracula's daughter
