Florida

“	Daimon	”
-With a pinch of FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!! and Arkansas.

“	Ozzie2009	”
-'Cause it's summer every day, here down in the sunshine state!

“	Big Chungus	”
-South America, take it away!

Not even Ohio wants florida.

Florida (/ˈflɒrɪdə/ ^ⓘ FLORR-ih-də, Spanish: [floˈɾiða]) is a hellish mythical land that is ruled by Michael Rodent and the resurrected animatronic form of Walt Disney. It resembles an uncircumcised penis and is considered "the Australia of American Dad Speedrunning." sometimes. It is unknown if Florida actually exists or not but a vast majority of scientists speculate that it doesn't. For all we know, Florida only appears in movies documenting fictional events. Everyone here fucks alligators so it's probably not real i hope its not

Temperature

Satan visits Florida every summer, as it's temps reminds him of Hell. The only way one can tell Florida and Hell apart is that Hell has less tourists going to Disney World.

Weather

average florida weather

First hour your here and everything seems ok, it seems sunny and tropical at first, but then when that hour ends, everything flips around, extreme winds even faster and stronger than England will emerge, the citizens will act crazy and do some crazy shit like shit on your windshield or something like that, and it's somehow still better than Ohio but not by much.

Also you can't drive in the evenings unless you want to be blinded by the sun since it's going to be in front of your face while fucking driving.

Fauna

Many mythological creatures live in Florida. The fantastical inhabitants of Florida, usually just referred to as "Florida Men", dominate the land, they are notoriously known for their strange and downright bizarre actions that get us weird headlines from them. Conjoined insects, usually referred to as "lovebugs" can be seen. Alligators are also a well-known staple of this land, along with flamingos and peacocks.

Centaurs, jackelopes and unicorns are frequently seen and random Disney characters wander in the streets. Multiple clones of Peter Griffin gracefully frolic in the Everglades.

Flora

There are moss in most of the trees which makes the trees look like they have a beard and also the piranha plant from mario is the most spotted plant.

Structures

Structures don't even last an hour here due to the winds

Citizens

A Florida man and his loyal dog

Crazy as shit, probably on mountain dew baja blast or some shit.

Overall?

penis ohio

GOING DOWN TO FLORIDA GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME SUNNY WEATHER EVERYWHERE! OLD FOLKS' HOMES IN ALL DIRECTIONS! GOING DOWN TO FLORIDA GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND!

Trivia

• Ozzie is from here lmao.
• Barf Bag went here two times in his overall life.
• its owned by Disney

See also

• FloridaMan
• Alligators
• Disney World
• hot ass weather
• Hell
• Evil