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Remember how I mentioned that nobody messes with Nico? Well that's only half-true, because he would constantly get into rap battles with [[Shitty G]], anytime he got enough coupons for a Chik-Fil-A Chicken Gangbang Sandwich. Nicotine would often lose to Shitty G, not because his rhymes are absolute piss water, but because whenever he inevitably beats Shitty G in slam poetry, Shitty would go into a rage and beat the shitler out of him harder than he beats up GoAnimate kids, and steal Nico's shit. | Remember how I mentioned that nobody messes with Nico? Well that's only half-true, because he would constantly get into rap battles with [[Shitty G]], anytime he got enough coupons for a Chik-Fil-A Chicken Gangbang Sandwich. Nicotine would often lose to Shitty G, not because his rhymes are absolute piss water, but because whenever he inevitably beats Shitty G in slam poetry, Shitty would go into a rage and beat the shitler out of him harder than he beats up GoAnimate kids, and steal Nico's shit. | ||
Examples of his rap discography include: ''Disguising as an ICE Agent at Home Depot'' | Examples of his rap discography include: | ||
* ''Disguising as an ICE Agent at Home Depot'' | |||
* ''Fancy Piss'' | |||
* ''BBNO$'s Israel Larping Challenge'' | |||
* ''McDonald's Girls Toy made me gay growing up'' | |||
* ''Erika Kirk is a BBC Slut'' | |||
* ''Gassy Bulgaria'' | |||
* ''Messytails VS Nicotine'' | |||
, and more... | |||
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-Nicotine's background tune he uses for every single rap he does (full version) | ||
"I been pregnant once before, shitting on the popo, calling on pizza hut ordering my own piss, yes yes i need my piss to sustain my life. Adolf Hitler only got one ball, his one ball became my body, a body full of fancy piss. My wife got the Futa Virus and impregnated me again and again and again while i sucked her piss. Her piss became holy bible water as i ascended to meet Uncle Ruckus at Dildo, Canada." - Exerted from his rap single: Fancy Piss
"PISS MAKES ME DRUNK, PISS MAKES ME DRUNK, PISS MAKES ME DRUNK, PLEASE LET ME FUCK MELISSA THE PURPLE SKUNK SO WE CAN ALL GO TO BULGARIA. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BULGARIA BUT I DO KNOW DR. PISS SACRIFICED TRIPLE T FOR A WHOPPING 1 V BUCK" - Exerted from his other rap single: Gassy Bulgaria
Nicotine Niggapoo Ninnypoo Niggerlodeon, or nico for short, is a rap artist who doesn't get any money by rapping since all of his music is free on Soundcloud yet he deludes himself in believing that people call him the rapper of the 21st century. He is known for only drinking his own piss, or anyone else's piss for that matter. He is &&&&&'s best and his number 1 worshiper, only tied with Dr. Pee. He sucks his piss from the cargo every day. His home is the second and only dumpster that isn't locked at the back of a Chick-Fil-A, where he records his music and steals food at the back. Nobody messes with him because he killed and ate Abby the Duck from Chicken Little when she worked there, Chinese style! Him and Dr. Pee are known for jacking off at puddles of smexy piss.
Remember how I mentioned that nobody messes with Nico? Well that's only half-true, because he would constantly get into rap battles with Shitty G, anytime he got enough coupons for a Chik-Fil-A Chicken Gangbang Sandwich. Nicotine would often lose to Shitty G, not because his rhymes are absolute piss water, but because whenever he inevitably beats Shitty G in slam poetry, Shitty would go into a rage and beat the shitler out of him harder than he beats up GoAnimate kids, and steal Nico's shit.
Examples of his rap discography include:
- Disguising as an ICE Agent at Home Depot
- Fancy Piss
- BBNO$'s Israel Larping Challenge
- McDonald's Girls Toy made me gay growing up
- Erika Kirk is a BBC Slut
- Gassy Bulgaria
- Messytails VS Nicotine
, and more...