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==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices. | He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcibly sucking his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal currently has no mascot. I guess you can say he's a... ''cereal killer!'' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big>ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha'''hahahahahahahhHAHH<big><big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh''' <small>not funny</small> | *He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal currently has no mascot. I guess you can say he's a... ''cereal killer!'' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big>ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha'''hahahahahahahhHAHH<big><big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh''' <small>not funny</small> | ||
Revision as of 18:25, 29 January 2026
The Keebler elf is a minor character in the Freaky Saga.
Biography
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcibly sucking his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices.
Trivia
- He once killed Pop, Snap and Crackle from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal currently has no mascot. I guess you can say he's a... cereal killer! BWAAAAHAAAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAHahaAhHaha'haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHahahahahahahahahhHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHh not funny
Role in the saga
- He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers. He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.