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This is the Official Timeline that details the nerdiest and autistic shit in its universe, if it doesn't make any sense you can change it otherwise this was all canon. Another timeline on this wiki was created known as the [[CrösS;OVEr Timeline]].
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It is also recommended to not follow it at all, especially for you stumblers who have even considered to write articles for this wiki, since this timeline all made up by [[Ken Penders]] and much of the actual wiki is just full of memes, autism, and schizo posting that has nothing to do with Fanboy and Chum Chum or Skullgirls. This timeline would later be replaced Yu Yu Hakusho and SpongeBob Manga author Stephen Hillenburg and his line of successors who would take inspiration from Neir and more to create a completely new storyline dubbed [[CrösS;OVEr]].
 
== Pre-Creation ==
This is an alternate world which is the same as ours(With different planets) but had a atomic war which ended the world. 
 
July 6th, 1961- J.R.R Tolkien expressed why he hated this timeline.
 
November 9th, 1997- Hayao Miazaki expressed why he hated this timeline.
 
June 1st, 2027- Russia declares war on the United States
 
May 8th, 2028- Russia and The United States drops Atomic Nukes all over the world detailing the end of the Earth and 90% of it's population.
 
??????, 2039- Some kid from another universe enters this one and uses his Skibidi Toilet action figure to create a habitable Venus.
 
??????, 2039- The kid forces his principle, Mr. Belding, to enter this one and become God. Time resets.
 
???????????- [[Creation of The Fanboy and Chum Chum Multiverse|The creation of a brand new world happens]].
 
== Ancient Era ==
It's called this because they just came out barbaric after the atomic war.
 
 
???????????- The world continues as life on Mr. Beast's World, with the leftovers of the original Earth entering it with the help of Mr. Belding who erased all of their memory.
 
0AD-Mr. Belding creates [[God|Mort]] and [[Jesus Christ]]
 
10AD- The Flintstones and The Croods has a family feud to win Mr Beast's 500 dollar challenge, detailing the first war ever on Mr. Beast's World.
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11AD- The Croods win and they start the first civilization, Kalos.
 
15AD- Many nomadic tribes enter Kalos as they all begin learning the concept of trading and building infrastructure to create a trading hub.
 
30AD- Kalos appoints [[Grug]] as their new leader; however, Mr. Belding decided to have fun and give him Immortality.
 
50AD- Mutant humans become Pokemon, tall bugs, monsters, and nuclear wasteland humans.
 
69AD- The first porn drawing ever recorded is at a tavern drawn by an ancestor of [[Shädman]], the porn was a crudely drawn penis with text transformed to Gen alpha english slang to: Dick be like : *the image in question*.
 
75AD- The Croods becomes the biggest family in the world as they become smarter to create a better place for Kalos.
 
80AD- Grug seeks to expand Kalos's border and invades many Nomadic Tribes from the west.
 
86AD- Grug recreates the English language.
 
90AD- The first tower is created just for Grug and his top family members.
 
92AD- Many statues of Grug are made everywhere in the Kalos region.
 
95AD- An advanced tribe called Kanto (by Kalos) / Mikado (by natives) seeks to have revenge on Kalos for invading some of their territory so they invite as many underdeveloped tribes to join.
 
96AD- Jesus Christ becomes the leader of Kanto
 
97AD- Kanto becomes another civilized nation as they start a rivarly with Kalos.
 
100 AD- Many tribes start their own third world regions from the distant world like Johto, Hoenn, Hisui, Unova, Alola, Galar, and Paldea.
 
110 AD- Mr Belding becomes tired and makes Mort the new god before leaving to be in his original timeline as a regular human.
 
130 AD- Mikado partially discovers a link to the old world from underground and with that, becoming the first nation of this new world to discover and utilized fire arms and computers, but are still unable to reproduce those products with their current technology.
 
==Madagascar Era==
It's called this because of the establishment of Madagascar and the quick modernization after the Ancient Era.
 
 
150 AD- Mort creates a safe place for the Mutants called Madagascar.
 
175 AD- Some of the Croods and Grug are finally killed by peasants who reformed Kalos to a republic.
 
200 AD- Johto invents Steampunk inventions very early to help their country out.
 
222 AD- The first King Julien is appointed to rule all of Madagascar.
 
230 AD- Mort creates many deities to help him which are often considered the Sky Gods.
 
233 AD- Mort also creates godly non-sky gods like the [[The Boognish|Boognish]].
 
269 AD- Grug becomes way too evil on Hell and becomes [[Satan]]
 
400 AD- Kanto invades many other countries and becomes an Empire.
 
414 AD- Alola sees the first Pokemon and decides to enslave them
 
430 AD- Mort creates many other demi-gods to start regular lives up in heaven.
 
450 AD- Alola declares war on Kanto and uses many enslaves Pokemon to use as warfare starting the first Pokemon War.
 
456 AD- The war ends with a million casualties with Kanto getting rid of it's empire. Pokemon are banned and banished to a land with no people.
 
==Dark Era ==
It's called this because nothing really happened after The Great Pokemon War.
 
 
 
482 AD- Some of the mutants become Burgers and start their own kingdom in the south.
 
499 AD- The Goblin race begins.
 
500 AD- Christian Weston Chandler gains a powerful artifact and uses it becomes mayor of the Burgers and quickly founded their city state: CWCvile.
 
505 AD- Christian Weston Chandler becomes the second person to ever achieve immortality.
 
525 AD- The Pokemon in the far north evolves into [[Pogáymon]] while the others still stay as normal pokemon.
 
550 AD- Johto develops their whole country into a steampunk aesthetic.
 
581 AD- Mort creates [[Selene]] after giving an onion life.
 
589 AD- The remaining Mutants become very disinct monsters like the Bergens who quickly start their town right next to CWCvile.
 
600 AD- Every nation at this point is a developed Kingdom meaning that the only tribe that exists are the [[Pogáymon]].
 
601 AD- Selene becomes a god over the [[Pogáymon]] to worship her.
 
627 AD- Hisui(Now Sinnoh) would see a large portion of unclaimed territory so they grab it and named it "Newfoundland" which would later be known today as "The Nowhere Islands"
 
666 AD- Mort would create the Ponies as a joke to send them off in a unclaimed large island called Equestria to start a retarded civilization.
 
704 AD- Some of the Mikado civilians would figure out to reproduce guns but with no gunpowder, meaning they just used it as weapons like a glorified clubs.
 
715 AD- Paldea invents Boats.
 
740 AD- Hisui would travel the northwest to see new lands but was greeted with two legged versions of Pokemon(Pogáymon) but Hisui decided to invade their lands and enslave them to do their farming, building, and other hard labor.
 
777 AD- Mikado invades Baaookistan and placed a puppet monarchy in their country.
 
800 AD- The [[Pogáymon]] slave trade is expanding everywhere in the continent and not just Hisui.
 
804 AD- Mikado finally figures out to make Gunpowder for guns.
 
810 AD- Nations like Hisui, Alola, and Johto found out that Mikado has the legendary gunpowder so they declare war on Mikado/Kalos and Bajookistan marking the beginning of the First Crusade.
 
850 AD- Goblins developed the taste for Shrek Twinkies.
 
== Crusader Era ==
811 AD- After losing many battles to Mikado, The Crusaders almost gives up but with a legendary blacksmith invented shields to withstand bullets, with that the press t counterattack.
 
812 AD- Mr Beast makes the war even more fun when he announces a 1,000,000 dollar prize to which side will win.
 
813 AD- Bajookistan falls as their puppet monarchy is abolished and replaced by an independent one which later quickly joins The Crusaders.
 
816 AD- Mikado surrenders and disbands much of their territory. Only the East side, now known as The Eastern Kingdom of Mikado remain, this is the point where Kalos and Mikado become separate nations. The rest of the land is split up into independent nations with much of the north and western side of Mikado being being absorbed by the Crusaders. The Crusaders win the money.
 
818 AD- Gunpowder is spread everywhere between the Crusaders.
 
825 AD- In the Crusader occupied territories, many people leave to go on a Exodus to start a new country in the large western unorganized terrorizes which would be called New Mikado.
 
830 AD- Mikado, shocked by the news had worked on to develop guns equal to the guns they found in the ruined underground Tokyo.
 
850 AD- Goblins developed the taste for Shrek Twinkies.
 
900 AD- Mikado now have rifles, LMGs and even artillery power, but it is still in relatively small number. Only used by their samurai warriors.
 
910 AD- Many new cultures rise in New Mikado leading to the country to be very unstable.
 
987 AD- Pokemon and Pogáymon are banned in all Mikado countries, except Kalos, instead they enslave '''demons'''.
 
996 AD- Mikado does a mass genocide on Pogáymon when they were told not to enter Mikado but they did it anyways and lost 25% of their national population.
 
1012 AD- Some newfound vikings rebel from New Mikado.
 
1018 AD- [[Navarre]] from the Eastern Kingdom of Mikado was born, with the holy prophetic mission to kill God.
 
1030 AD- East Mikado's underground area was bombed by large sways of bandits and demons which in the process made Mikado unable to gather stuff there.
 
1038 AD- The Vikings invades the poor region of Galar but instead of taking it, they became the new Galar nation.
 
1039 AD- Galar raids on many Hisui villages and even destroyed them .
 
1040 AD- The Crusaders had enough of vikings and declared war on them, starting the Second Crusade.
 
1041 AD- Many Pogáymon decided to team up with the Vikings since the Vikings never owned any slaves and worked on their own, this was the first sign of rebellious Pogáymon to be documented.
 
1042 AD- Hisui gets fully annexed leaving Johto and Alola panic to find ways to counterattack Galar.
 
1043 AD- The Crusaders surrender as Hisui in incorperated into Galar while Johto and Alola gets weaker and gets contentiously raided by them. The Crusaders also disband as Mikado gets their northern territory back.
 
1050 AD- New Mikado is dissolved into many small kingdoms.
 
1072 AD- Navarre dies and becomes a small green ghost returning to the underground to finish the prophecy with the underground native bounty hunter, Nanashi.
 
1073 AD- They kill YHWH.
 
1080 AD- A small kingdom named Petoria is established by a young man called Petoria Griffin.
 
1083 AD- The Ponies was first discovered by Paldea on their voyage to the western side but they mistakenly ended up in large island called "Equestria" but their technology was far more unadvanced than theirs before leaving to the actual lands.
 
1089 AD- The Petorians invades the smaller northern kingdoms which made the small southern kingdoms scared. This made them form a big alliance in case Petoria invades them with their massive griffins.
 
1091 AD- Paldea invades Bajookistan for its sweet grum grum which made them have a hostile relationship with its neighbors.
 
1092 AD- The Vikings invades Hoenn for many islands to control. One Philosopher named Hugh Neutron says ''"This shit is absolutely quackers."''
 
1095 AD- The biggest battle ever so far happens in this year when the Southern Kingdoms surprise attack Petoria just to prevent it from ever getting control from the former New Mikado territories but are greeted by thousands of genetically perfectly bred pigs just to kick their ass and greatly reduce their population size.
 
1096 AD- Petoria fully annexes the Southern Kingdoms, taking their former capital and renaming it to Joehio. Petoria becomes the Griffonian Empire. This my friends is the beginning of the Griffonian Era.
 
== Griffonian Era ==
1097 AD- King Griffin retires and gives his leadership to his son, Prince Stewie the Pie, to be the long-lasting king of the Griffonian Empire.
 
1098 AD- Griffonian is threatened by the sovereign totalitarian city state of Castle Lemongrab with their unique sour bombs, by Fat Lemongrab. The then monarch, King Stewie the Pie initially called to invade it like any other nation. But they learned that the sour warheads can make 80% of his kingdom die of cringe. Since then. Stewie had to deal with irrational politics and threats of Lemongrab.
 
1101 AD- King Stewie's army invades through Bergen Town to have a chance into CWCville's territories but is unable to due to Chris Chan's insane power. They retreat back to Bergen Town and decided to enslave the Bergens for their vulnerability.
 
1104 AD- The first university is created by government officials in Joehio.
 
 
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