Fassad

“	Fassad	”
-GET OUTTA HERE MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE GREAT FASSAD?

“	Fassad's Theme and TOTALLY NOT SALSA'S THEME BECAUSE HE SUCKS GRRRRRR	”
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Fassad, also known as Yokuba (ヨクバ ), is a Freaky man working under the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! because he can. He is a horny, gluttonous, self-absored narcissist that has an addiction to meth bananas.

Relationships

• Lord Stupid III: Fassad's Father; they were on good terms until he watched Beastars which made him very mad that he kicked him and Steven out of the Family House. When Fassad betrayed Isabelle, he accepted him back to the Family House once again.
• Lord Stupid IV: Fassad's Bigger Brother; They usually are neutral towards eachother.
• Steven DooDooverse: Fassad's Half Brother; They were best friends until Steven died but he was there at the funeral.
• Dr. Hämsterviel: Fassad's BFF, they hang out all the time with eachother doing the dumbest shit imaginable.
• Ionia The Magypsy: Fassad's Real Mother; They never knew his existence until he was on the news, but they got a flashback of Lord Stupid III fucking them when he saw him,
• Fenneko and Tsunoda: Both of them are his friends however he has a small crush on Tsunoda which is one-sided.
• Salsa: They really hate eachother.
• Pearl: Fassad's Step Mom; They rarely talk to eachother but if they do they're probably talking about how good the footlong deal really is.
• 8-Ball: Fassad's Private Bodyguard, he's there to make sure Fassad is safe from outside threats.
• Fidget: THEY ABSOLUTELY DESPISE EACH OTHER, THEY ARE LIKE MORTAL ENEMIES!!!!!!!

Biography

Backstory + The Hundred Year’s War Arc

Nobody knows the date he was born but was he born to Lord Stupid III and Pearl. His early childhood is unknown but we do do know that when he watched a Space Jam VHS from Blockbusters, he really liked Lola Bunny. Another fact that when his dad fucked a magypsy that they got pregnant and gave the baby to him, the baby had pink hair and looked feminine so he covered him up to not look like a loser.

Him and Steven Doodooverse were kicked outta the house and traveled to an island where the inhabitants still hadn't invented the concept of currency and still use the bartering system. Unable to handle communism that somehow actually worked, he introduced them Happy Meals(ハッピーミール) and the idea of Neet Bucks. The hamlet was Tazmilly Village and became a corrupted third world municipality. The town was a legendary site where Hinawa died and caused the domino affect of everything but Fassad wanted to spread Capitalism because he played Hearts of Iron 4 and hates Communism for some reason even though the town isn't really communist. The whole town was turned into your regular American town with only one man doing it with some help with Steven. Fassad later crowned himself King of the Town. He also had a monkey he enslaved called Salsa and he abused it for his own personal gain but it rebelled and later went to his girlfriend while Fassad was crying like a bitch.

Isabelle when meeting Fassad

The town revolted when they found out Fassad tricked them all so he fled with Steven to the Avid Desert where Fassad would now live with a small house and a pet mouse he owned which is cool. This is where a certain communist called Isabelle came in looking for people to recruit and Fassad wanted to join her to test his skills as the great almighty "King Of The Desert"(titles that Fassad lies to manipulate others to make him join). Isabelle got him recruited as a member in the Disney Villain Allegiance where Isabelle is a military lieutenant for the group. Fassad thinks Isabelle is badass and forms a crush around her while they abandon the desert by killing many wild animals there and abandoning Steven which made him really sad as he was alone. Both of them got into the HQ and Fassad had to train under Isabelle and other members as Fassad truly awakened his powers of PSI which made Maleficent want him and further experiments done on him to make him stronger. This is also where she would found out that he is a Magypsy which made him have more experiments done on him.

Fassad was tired and was finally developed to make him strong to defeat Sora and others against the group. Fassad didn't care and he only wanted to prove his newfound Magypsy powers he awakened also he was assigned as Isabelle's partner of crime which made her pissed because she thinks Fassad is so fucking annoying. This is also where Fassad would meet Dr. Hämsterviel as the two would form a small bond when they have similarities. Fassad was deployed under battles with Isabelle but they both would lose each time due to the plot armor of others and the way Isabelle threw him off a tower once because he kept screaming MWAHAHHAHAH everywhere.

Brass Horn Man

He would later have brass horns and do a epic battle with Sora leading to New Fassad and a interpreter made by the Elites for him. Ofc Sora defeated him as Fassad was injured with the brass horns getting removed off him leading to him bleeding everywhere. He got recovered but the whole group got disbanded when he was there so he went alongside with Isabelle which pissed her off a lot but made him get in because she didn't have any allies left.

Pigmask Arc

Isabelle became a major member of the terrorist group called the Pigmask Army and she invited her friends called Retsuko, Fenneko, and Tsunoda to be apart of this army but little did she know that Thanos was using her. Fassad was quickly invited and became a top-tier general and wanted to do some evil shit like conquer lands and cities while vandalizing them like what he did before to Tazmilly Village but he had to use his Locria Form sometimes because Isabelle wanted him too all the time when she's around when the girls are laughing as Fassad just wanted to make Isabelle happy and he thought they were friends but as time goes he becomes a powerful general and even training his skills up the mountains for his PSI and bullying Salsa The Monkey because he wanted too.

Him commanding some Pigmask Troops.

Despite working hard for the group, Isabelle then treated him like shit and gave him no pay at all as Fassad got mad at her but Isabelle shuts him up as she threatened him with demotions all the time. This was when Fassad had enough and considered betraying them but then a certain alien came in by the name of Dr. Hämsterviel and he hated the Pigmask Army. Fassad knew this was the perfect time to team up with him and give him many information on facing them so he did and prior to this, they did met eachother. Both worked hard together and bonded like a LOT and they were best friends when Hämsterviel was lonely and Fassad was lonely too so it was perfect for eachother to meet and work on a common goal. They then captured many posts as Fassad helped Hämsterviel on many of them using PSI and was even stronger than him at points too so they went to New Pork City for a final showdown against Isabelle who was revealed to be Hämsterviel's childhood friend so Fassad went easy on her....SIKE HE USED PK STARSTORM, A MOVE HE NEVER USED BEFORE, TO COMPLETELY OBLITERATE HER FOR USING HIM AS A OBJECT AND NOT A HUMAN OR A MAGYPSY-BEING. He was very exhausted from using this move and was in a hospital but afterwards, he was treated like a hero despite Fassad saying that he was a total villain.