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<blockquote>{{Quote|Stinkmeaner|WHATS GOOD NIHGYUAH!}}</blockquote> | <blockquote>{{Quote|Stinkmeaner|WHATS GOOD NIHGYUAH!}} | ||
'''<big>Hatred</big>''' (noun) | |||
# To dislike anything intensely or passionately to the point where you completely detest and despise that which you hate on a daily basis. | |||
-Cj Dachamp<sup>[https://youtu.be/5iRpqP8i1V0?si=Q9rFxKMJGAUK4bu2 <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]</sup></blockquote> | |||
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|Row 1 info = *The Trolls (formerly) | |Row 1 info = *The Trolls (formerly) | ||
*The Hateocracy (formerly | *The Hateocracy (formerly) | ||
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|Row 2 info = *Hatin' ass bitch | |Row 2 info = *Hatin' ass bitch | ||
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Stinkmeaner is the | Stinkmeaner is the personification of black air force energy and is one of the top ten trolls in history. He is most easily seen driving like a crazy ass bitch straight out of GTA. | ||
Many normal men would find blindness both figurative and literal to be a weakness. But Stinkmeaner is certainly no normal man, and it would certainly not be a weakness, on the contrary, it is his greatest strength. | |||
==Backstory== | ==Backstory== | ||
From the day he was born. | [[File:Baby stinkmeaner.jpg|left|thumb|102x102px|Stinkmeaner, aged 1]] | ||
From the day he was born. The only thing he learnt was, to HATE. At the end of his childhood, he had concluded that all things nice, happy and wholesome are hella gay and are an anathema to him. So he saw it as a blessing when he became blind at age 15 due to cancer. He was supposed only be able to live until he was 18, but this crazy mofo was hating so hard, he far surpassed the intended age of death, reaching up until he looked old and goofy toothed as shit until he died to a Nigga Moment with Robert Freeman. | |||
[[File:Landlady vs stinkmeaner by hellonearth iii dej058v-350t.jpg|thumb|left|The average YouTube comment argument]] | |||
Ever since he was diagnosed with cancer, he would dedicate his life to trolling, ruining things and spreading as much misery and spite as possible. It was through this he was gonna attract the rest of the trolls where he would use them before he hated that shit enough to learn and hone his skill in being offensive, learning more ways to ruin somebody's day and more. He also learnt a thing about whoopin' over someone's ass, or two. | |||
After becoming old he ended up in a retirement home where he | After becoming too damn old, he ended up in a retirement home where he spat talked to some other hatin' ass bitches, until they realized the only things they hated more than each other, was everything else, and thus The Hateocracy was born. They would go around doing what Stinkmeaner always did: hating, trolling, arguing, pissin' everywhere in the bathroom but the inside of the toilet bowl and causing a ruckus. | ||
==Post Death== | ==Post Death== | ||
[[File:Stinkmeanerdubois.webp|thumb|Stinkmeaner possessing Obama]] | [[File:Stinkmeanerdubois.webp|thumb|Stinkmeaner possessing Obama]] | ||
After Robert killed him in a YouTube | After Robert killed him in a YouTube boxing match, somewhat by accident, Stinkmeaner trained even further and completely mastered the art of in hating, '''<big>IN HELL!</big>''' Thriving in it and becoming Satan's favorite human. He now can also take down whole armies of demons now too. In fact he trained at being a dumb crazy blind dingbag so hard, he concentrated his black air force energy to a level in which he gave birth to a sentient from of pure black force energy, that came to be known as [[Dark matter|dark matter]]. | ||
One day, Stinkmeaner called The Devil a bitch ass nigga. | === Hauntin' Obama === | ||
One day, Stinkmeaner called The Devil "a bitch ass nigga" and that "hell ain't shit". Impressed, his spirit was sent back to Earth to haunt and spread discontent across the world along-side his despised creations. There he would be an internet poltergeist teaching others hatred across sites like Twitter, Reddit, 4chan, [[Sharty tripod|the sharty]] and much more. However when a Nigga Moment arised, it was a summoning gate for him to possess the body of one of the persons caught in a Nigga Moment. It was this, and the shit talk and cussin' Obama received when he confronted, that Stinkmeaner managed to possess [[Obunga|Obama]] when his parking space got quickly cut off by some jackass. | |||
Now with a body he did more things to inconvenience others such as ruining a court case and banging | The first thing he did was to shout back at the jerk was his inconic quote: "WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA!!!" and drop kicks the dude after the jackass retaliated Obama to eat a dick before he was about to jump him. Now with a body of flesh and bone, he did more things to inconvenience others such as ruining a court case and banging my mum, but his biggest goal planned, was to get revenge on the Freemans for killin' his ass. He succeeded in whoopin' their asses, but deus ex machina prevented him from winning the brawl after he got knocked out with 3 smashes of 3 vases to the head. He was later attempted by exorcised by [[Uncle Ruckus]], with little to no effect. Huey managed to exorcise him by creating peace and laughter between him and Ruckus' hatred towards the blacks. | ||
His next victim was [[Cerebella]], after she got into a fight with Big Band about | === Hauntin' Cerebella === | ||
His next victim was [[Cerebella]], after she got into a fight with Big Band about her weed her weed problems, expressed by her troupe. With her he caused even more shit than Obama like smashing one of the guy's precious violin, changing their wardrobe so that her troupe could not find socks that match, and trashing a nearby bar, calling the bartender a; piss drinking, cock sucking, toilet kissing, shit eating, fart smelling, nipple twisting, cum gargling, bug eyed, gay ass piece of shit with bad credit, and proceeded to shove her hat's fist right up, arm deep in [[Hatsun Miku]]'s ass. The calamity was stopped when during the meantime, Big Bang and Cerebella's gang set up a trap concert with a help of Colombo and Bob Dylan, knowing that he was Cerebella's favourite musical artist. When Stinkmeaner tried to torment his host with killing Bob Dylan. He fell for the trap and was put to sleep with a horse tranquilizer. This rest and <u>tranquility</u> was enough to exercise his spirit out, however as he was leaving he cursed them by calling them more mean words, as usual. | |||
His soul however is still out there, waiting to catch the nearest Nigga Moment in his vicinity to strike again . | His soul however is still out there, waiting to catch the nearest Nigga Moment in his vicinity to strike again . | ||
During his death however some beings of dark matter grew and evolved to the point that they become flesh and blood clones of Stinkmeaner, off to torment Robert for the rest of his life. | During his death however some beings of dark matter grew and evolved to the point that they become flesh and blood clones of Stinkmeaner, these guys would go off to torment Robert for the rest of his life. | ||
== References == | |||
<youtube>https://youtu.be/5iRpqP8i1V0?si=Q9rFxKMJGAUK4bu2</youtube> | |||
[[Category:Haters]] | [[Category:Haters]] | ||
[[Category:Trolls]] | [[Category:Trolls]] | ||
Latest revision as of 00:09, 20 January 2026
“⠀⠀Stinkmeaner„
— WHATS GOOD NIHGYUAH!
Hatred (noun)
- To dislike anything intensely or passionately to the point where you completely detest and despise that which you hate on a daily basis.
-Cj Dachamp[1]
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Stinkmeaner is the personification of black air force energy and is one of the top ten trolls in history. He is most easily seen driving like a crazy ass bitch straight out of GTA.
Many normal men would find blindness both figurative and literal to be a weakness. But Stinkmeaner is certainly no normal man, and it would certainly not be a weakness, on the contrary, it is his greatest strength.
Backstory
From the day he was born. The only thing he learnt was, to HATE. At the end of his childhood, he had concluded that all things nice, happy and wholesome are hella gay and are an anathema to him. So he saw it as a blessing when he became blind at age 15 due to cancer. He was supposed only be able to live until he was 18, but this crazy mofo was hating so hard, he far surpassed the intended age of death, reaching up until he looked old and goofy toothed as shit until he died to a Nigga Moment with Robert Freeman.
Ever since he was diagnosed with cancer, he would dedicate his life to trolling, ruining things and spreading as much misery and spite as possible. It was through this he was gonna attract the rest of the trolls where he would use them before he hated that shit enough to learn and hone his skill in being offensive, learning more ways to ruin somebody's day and more. He also learnt a thing about whoopin' over someone's ass, or two.
After becoming too damn old, he ended up in a retirement home where he spat talked to some other hatin' ass bitches, until they realized the only things they hated more than each other, was everything else, and thus The Hateocracy was born. They would go around doing what Stinkmeaner always did: hating, trolling, arguing, pissin' everywhere in the bathroom but the inside of the toilet bowl and causing a ruckus.
Post Death
After Robert killed him in a YouTube boxing match, somewhat by accident, Stinkmeaner trained even further and completely mastered the art of in hating, IN HELL! Thriving in it and becoming Satan's favorite human. He now can also take down whole armies of demons now too. In fact he trained at being a dumb crazy blind dingbag so hard, he concentrated his black air force energy to a level in which he gave birth to a sentient from of pure black force energy, that came to be known as dark matter.
Hauntin' Obama
One day, Stinkmeaner called The Devil "a bitch ass nigga" and that "hell ain't shit". Impressed, his spirit was sent back to Earth to haunt and spread discontent across the world along-side his despised creations. There he would be an internet poltergeist teaching others hatred across sites like Twitter, Reddit, 4chan, the sharty and much more. However when a Nigga Moment arised, it was a summoning gate for him to possess the body of one of the persons caught in a Nigga Moment. It was this, and the shit talk and cussin' Obama received when he confronted, that Stinkmeaner managed to possess Obama when his parking space got quickly cut off by some jackass.
The first thing he did was to shout back at the jerk was his inconic quote: "WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA!!!" and drop kicks the dude after the jackass retaliated Obama to eat a dick before he was about to jump him. Now with a body of flesh and bone, he did more things to inconvenience others such as ruining a court case and banging my mum, but his biggest goal planned, was to get revenge on the Freemans for killin' his ass. He succeeded in whoopin' their asses, but deus ex machina prevented him from winning the brawl after he got knocked out with 3 smashes of 3 vases to the head. He was later attempted by exorcised by Uncle Ruckus, with little to no effect. Huey managed to exorcise him by creating peace and laughter between him and Ruckus' hatred towards the blacks.
Hauntin' Cerebella
His next victim was Cerebella, after she got into a fight with Big Band about her weed her weed problems, expressed by her troupe. With her he caused even more shit than Obama like smashing one of the guy's precious violin, changing their wardrobe so that her troupe could not find socks that match, and trashing a nearby bar, calling the bartender a; piss drinking, cock sucking, toilet kissing, shit eating, fart smelling, nipple twisting, cum gargling, bug eyed, gay ass piece of shit with bad credit, and proceeded to shove her hat's fist right up, arm deep in Hatsun Miku's ass. The calamity was stopped when during the meantime, Big Bang and Cerebella's gang set up a trap concert with a help of Colombo and Bob Dylan, knowing that he was Cerebella's favourite musical artist. When Stinkmeaner tried to torment his host with killing Bob Dylan. He fell for the trap and was put to sleep with a horse tranquilizer. This rest and tranquility was enough to exercise his spirit out, however as he was leaving he cursed them by calling them more mean words, as usual.
His soul however is still out there, waiting to catch the nearest Nigga Moment in his vicinity to strike again .
During his death however some beings of dark matter grew and evolved to the point that they become flesh and blood clones of Stinkmeaner, these guys would go off to torment Robert for the rest of his life.