Margaret Thatcher

Douchebag
I have two sides
Real Name	Margaret Hilda Thatcher
Alias(es)	Bitch Milk Snatcher Iron Lady Tina Homie Chud MF Doom Hater
Species	Goddess(In her point of view) Human
Sex	Female
Date of Birth	Old af
Nationality	British
Relative(s)	Bertie Wooster (father) Lucia (Mother) Satina (Sister)
Residence	10 Downing Street (formerly) in a bog (currently)
Affiliation(s)	The Tory Story
Occupation(s)	Idk she doesn't say it
Criminal Record	A lot
Rank	B+
Role	Secondary Antagonist
Actor	The person who voices those female british voices you see from like those trash animated movies
Status	Undead

"Sleep is for wimps"

"Kill the libtard furries"

“		”
-Her theme song that she hates

Margaret Thatcher(マーガレット・サッチャーMāgaretto satchā) also known as the Milk Snatcher, is an radicalized anti furry responsible for 90% of the terrorism on Galaxy Hills. She's also thinks Ayumu Kasuga is the coolest president to ever exist because she allowed her anti furry laws. She is also the main person funding and running Dr. Eggman's fucking schemes.

She's rumored to be Satan's daughter but that has yet to be proven.

Lore

She becomes the mayor of Galaxy Hills and created Anti Furry Laws to make 50% of the population so fucking pissed and 10% ecstatic. To combat the "violent" protests to revoke her laws, she bailed out money to her terrorist squads attack and destroying Galaxy Hills and creating the Bad Future from when Fanboy and Chum Chum traveled to, and where Crisis City takes place. Though this was averted when she eventually gets defeated by the two and Otis (her arch rival). They get into an epic anime battle where all she did was runs around in circles away from them until she got tired and was sent flying like Team Rocket, never seen again.

BUT WAIT! She comes back to take revenge with Eggman whom she convinced him to destroy Bowser's Castle. She becomes a minor antagonist in the Post-Timeskip.

She also gains new enemies from her douchbaggery, like eating coloured kids.

She faked her death to have an awesome funeral and gravestone but shortly after it got peed on by the epic trans people like Vivian. Pissed by this, she returned from the dead 1 day later (Even though everybody knew it). She planned to split the UK from the EU using Boris and his party to suggest Brexit, she succeeded, but got severely injured by Kumatora during her attempted annexation of municipalities bordering Northern Ireland, in hopes of expanding Britain's reach. She later helped Ayumu Kasuga to defeat the US but when she turned black, Margaret betrayed her and ditched Osaka to do the rest of her own.

Later, she was then invited by Mr. Game & Watch to join the NPC Alliance because of her ideology being very similar to his own. Margaret accepted it in a heart beat and did everything in her power to kill furries again like basically she's Solf J. Kimblee.

Personality

She's a bitch who does shitty stuff to everyone, even her own servants. She's secretly a sensitive femboy fox but if you tell her that then she's gonna kick your ass.

Trivia

• JFK thinks she and Abraham Lincoln eats babies which have yet to be proved.
• She does shitty things to get what she wants.
• She secretly ran the Anti-Sonic Underground Club before it got merged.
• She unfriended Ayumu Kasuga when she went black meaning that Margaret is confirmed a racist.
• She's also the enemy of Biggie Cheese and Paul Blart whom she tries to get them killed eachtime.
• She hates everyone that post soyjak posts.
• She really hates MF DOOM
• She played a part in bombing Northern Ireland.
• She claimed the Irish potato famine was one of the most based things the British Empire helped cause
• She think's that one day, she will destroy Shrek's Cheesecakes.
• She killed Shrek's eldest son.
• In Highschool, the smartest kid who had both his parents working there, had a project saying how much of a dick she is and I was the one who helped him because I'm the only person who actually knew what she was.

Comments

I still love this
-- Barf Bag (talk) 22:43, 29 January 2026 (EST)