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Jones Uchiha is one of only 5 survivors of the Uchiha clan's side branch massacre along with his 4 other brothers, Madara, Enrico , Black Dynamite and Martin Luther. Jones is, of course, of African Descent like his brothers but was struck down with the curse of albinism because his mother cheated on his daddy with a white janitor. Jones never awakened a Stand ability. | Jones Uchiha is one of only 5 survivors of the [[Uchiha Clan|Uchiha]] clan's side branch massacre along with his 4 other brothers, [[Madara Uchiha|Madara]], [[Enrico Uchiha|Enrico]] , [[Black Dynamite Uchiha|Black Dynamite]], and [[Martin Luther Uchiha|Martin Luther]]. Jones is, of course, of African Descent like his brothers but was struck down with the curse of albinism because his mother cheated on his daddy with a white janitor. Jones never awakened a Stand ability. | ||
Early Life | == Early Life == | ||
Jones was the youngest of 5 brothers and by far the least talented, and loved. His parents would often tell him he was pathetic weeb trash and would never amount to anything. | Jones was the youngest of 5 brothers and by far the least talented, and loved. His parents would often tell him he was pathetic weeb trash and would never amount to anything. | ||
Raid on the Weeaboo Protection Chamber | == Raid on the Weeaboo Protection Chamber == | ||
Jones ultimately ended up leading a daring raid against the Weeaboo Protection Chamber but was beaten and killed by Sir Francis of the Filth. | Jones ultimately ended up leading a daring raid against the Weeaboo Protection Chamber but was beaten and killed by [[Filthy Frank|Sir Francis of the Filth]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 05:22, 3 February 2026
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Jones Uchiha is one of only 5 survivors of the Uchiha clan's side branch massacre along with his 4 other brothers, Madara, Enrico , Black Dynamite, and Martin Luther. Jones is, of course, of African Descent like his brothers but was struck down with the curse of albinism because his mother cheated on his daddy with a white janitor. Jones never awakened a Stand ability.
Early Life
Jones was the youngest of 5 brothers and by far the least talented, and loved. His parents would often tell him he was pathetic weeb trash and would never amount to anything.
Raid on the Weeaboo Protection Chamber
Jones ultimately ended up leading a daring raid against the Weeaboo Protection Chamber but was beaten and killed by Sir Francis of the Filth.
