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== History == | == History == | ||
Cool cat was first created when a delusional autistic man named Derek Savage took a random tabby cat from the street turned it into a furry (so that he won't be in trouble for beastiality) and impregnated it.. The impregnated cat gave birth to the human cat hybrid: Cool Cat. By the time he reached adulthood, sheltered and homeschool, so that nobody would bully him for being a freak, he attempted to teach kids lessons about... something, but his shit advice and extreme incompetence | Cool cat was first created when a delusional autistic man named Derek Savage took a random tabby cat from the street turned it into a furry (so that he won't be in trouble for beastiality) and impregnated it.. The impregnated cat gave birth to the human cat hybrid: Cool Cat. By the time he reached adulthood, sheltered and homeschool, so that nobody would bully him for being a freak, he attempted to teach kids lessons about... something, but his shit advice and his extreme incompetence left him as a laughing stock and punching bag by everyone around him, especially to his arch nemesis: Bitch the Bully. | ||
== Death == | == Death == | ||
On March 14, 2024. Disaster would strike, [[Ruthless Boy]] had attacked the streets like a hurricane and slaughtered Daddy Derek by shoving his face up a lawnmower | On March 14, 2024. Disaster would strike, [[Ruthless Boy]] had attacked the streets like a hurricane and slaughtered Daddy Derek by shoving his face up a lawnmower. The desperate Cool Cat attempted to flee whilst screaming and crying but it was all too late, as [[Ruthless Boy]] then appeared and capped his knees making him cry in pain until his life was extinguished by a stomp to the skull, splattering all over the place. | ||
[[Category:Furries]] | [[Category:Furries]] | ||
[[Category:Retards]] | [[Category:Retards]] | ||
Latest revision as of 02:00, 24 October 2024
Cool Cunt was an important tritagonist in the Fanboy & Chum Chum series before his brutal and violent death at the hands of Ruthless Boy.
History
Cool cat was first created when a delusional autistic man named Derek Savage took a random tabby cat from the street turned it into a furry (so that he won't be in trouble for beastiality) and impregnated it.. The impregnated cat gave birth to the human cat hybrid: Cool Cat. By the time he reached adulthood, sheltered and homeschool, so that nobody would bully him for being a freak, he attempted to teach kids lessons about... something, but his shit advice and his extreme incompetence left him as a laughing stock and punching bag by everyone around him, especially to his arch nemesis: Bitch the Bully.
Death
On March 14, 2024. Disaster would strike, Ruthless Boy had attacked the streets like a hurricane and slaughtered Daddy Derek by shoving his face up a lawnmower. The desperate Cool Cat attempted to flee whilst screaming and crying but it was all too late, as Ruthless Boy then appeared and capped his knees making him cry in pain until his life was extinguished by a stomp to the skull, splattering all over the place.