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{{Quote|2=Learned Larry|I caught a Pikachu!}} | |||
[[File:FinalLearnedLarry.webp|thumb|LearNED Larry and his cropped dog, Learny]] | [[File:FinalLearnedLarry.webp|thumb|LearNED Larry and his cropped dog, Learny]] | ||
'''Learned Larry''' (Ler-NED Larry) is the main antagonist of Chapter 37479336344308650735 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He is a tall sausage-shaped man with a hat who has a mysterious obsession with pointing his long ass index finger at the sky. He was formerly the host of an educational show but was fired and | '''Learned Larry''' (pronounced as '''Ler-NED Larry''') is the main antagonist of Chapter 37479336344308650735 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He is a tall sausage-shaped man with a hat who has a mysterious obsession with pointing his goofy long ass index finger at the sky. He was formerly the host of an educational show but was fired and replaced with [[Saberfart]] for quote-unquote "unknown reasons". | ||
Throughout Chapter 37479336344308650735, he appears very friendly and | Throughout Chapter 37479336344308650735, he appears very friendly, welcoming and eccentric towards [[Jangle]], even naively assuming (whilst impersonating a doctor) that his chronic porn addiction and unrelenting ambition to retrieve his missing hentai is actually just the effects of an "abnormally prolonged carotene withdrawal" that can be cured by the consumption of carrots, since stereotypes are all LER NED knows about Jangle's race. | ||
Despite his unwavering dedication to being happy and optimistic, it is slowly revealed that LER NED secretly smokes 900,000 | Despite his unwavering dedication to being happy and optimistic, it is slowly revealed that LER NED secretly smokes 900,000 blunts a day, went through 5,200 different divorce settlements, listens to Taylor Swift's mid songs, eats ham, was present on [[Wetstein Jisland Island]] and actually is just a miserable ass dude who wants to kill the FUCK out of Jangle and his friends for trespassing on his property (which is the entire setting of Chapter 37479336344308650735). | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* Despite being 47 years old, he acts like he's 84 | * Despite being 47 years old, he mentally acts like he's 84. He only regains his youthful stamina once he shows his true emotions while getting pissed at Jangle and suddenly starts beating the shit out of him. | ||
* | *His finger magically transforms into a sword when fighting Jangle. | ||
*Both in-game and IRL, there's a room in his house where 100 clones of himself reside in | |||
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[[Category:A character? Someone else created them? I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!]] | [[Category:A character? Someone else created them? I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:19, 12 October 2026
“⠀⠀I caught a Pikachu!„
— Learned Larry
Learned Larry (pronounced as Ler-NED Larry) is the main antagonist of Chapter 37479336344308650735 of Super Jangle 64. He is a tall sausage-shaped man with a hat who has a mysterious obsession with pointing his goofy long ass index finger at the sky. He was formerly the host of an educational show but was fired and replaced with Saberfart for quote-unquote "unknown reasons".
Throughout Chapter 37479336344308650735, he appears very friendly, welcoming and eccentric towards Jangle, even naively assuming (whilst impersonating a doctor) that his chronic porn addiction and unrelenting ambition to retrieve his missing hentai is actually just the effects of an "abnormally prolonged carotene withdrawal" that can be cured by the consumption of carrots, since stereotypes are all LER NED knows about Jangle's race.
Despite his unwavering dedication to being happy and optimistic, it is slowly revealed that LER NED secretly smokes 900,000 blunts a day, went through 5,200 different divorce settlements, listens to Taylor Swift's mid songs, eats ham, was present on Wetstein Jisland Island and actually is just a miserable ass dude who wants to kill the FUCK out of Jangle and his friends for trespassing on his property (which is the entire setting of Chapter 37479336344308650735).
Trivia
- Despite being 47 years old, he mentally acts like he's 84. He only regains his youthful stamina once he shows his true emotions while getting pissed at Jangle and suddenly starts beating the shit out of him.
- His finger magically transforms into a sword when fighting Jangle.
- Both in-game and IRL, there's a room in his house where 100 clones of himself reside in