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[[File:Obese sanc.png|right|frameless]]{{Quote|Oh Gawd...too many Chillie Dawgs...|Sonhick}} | [[File:Obese sanc.png|right|frameless]]{{Quote|Oh Gawd...too many Chillie Dawgs...|Sonhick}} | ||
Sonic (Obese ソニック), formerly the fastest thing alive, was finally defeated by the awful dieting and poor exercise patterns of the American people. He was Bartleby's boyfriend and resided somewhere on Youtube where he's made two videos. Got killed by the mafia for owing them money. | Sonic (Obese ソニック), formerly the fastest thing alive and currently the fattest thing alive, was finally defeated by the awful dieting and poor exercise patterns of the American people. He was Bartleby's boyfriend and resided somewhere on Youtube where he's made two videos. Got killed by the mafia for owing them money. | ||
[[Category:Peanut butter lovers]] | [[Category:Peanut butter lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Autists]] | [[Category:Autists]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:59, 10 September 2026
“⠀⠀Oh Gawd...too many Chillie Dawgs...„
— Sonhick
Sonic (Obese ソニック), formerly the fastest thing alive and currently the fattest thing alive, was finally defeated by the awful dieting and poor exercise patterns of the American people. He was Bartleby's boyfriend and resided somewhere on Youtube where he's made two videos. Got killed by the mafia for owing them money.