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<blockquote>"Safety never takes a holiday"</blockquote> | <blockquote>"Safety never takes a holiday"</blockquote> | ||
Paul Blart is an blarty, sharty non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West | {{Character Box 1 | ||
|title =paul blart | |||
|image = Paul Blart Render 02.png | |||
|imagegallery = paul blart | |||
|caption = flesh mall | |||
|fullname = paul blart | |||
|aliases = *Paulie | |||
*Peanut Blart and Belly | |||
*Sluggish Non Entity | |||
|species = Paul | |||
|gender = Blart | |||
|born = united states | |||
|family = his ex wife and daughter | |||
|home = Worldstarhiphop.com | |||
|affiliation = Otis | |||
|nationality = Petorian | |||
|job = mall cop | |||
|criminality = police brutality | |||
|appears = fanboy and chumchum 2 | |||
|role = cop | |||
|actor = kevin james | |||
|onlyfans = kevin james | |||
}} | |||
Paul Blart is an blarty, <s>[[Cobson|sharty]]</s> non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: [[Otis]], and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about [[Rev says desu]] and his archenemy [[Dr fuck you]]. | |||
He hates people named Dave and is a part of the Paul Army, a force of people named Paul. | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
[[File:Images (97).jpg|alt=What da fuqq|thumb|Paul blart and [[mario]]]]He has none, is only 12 seconds old. | [[File:Images (97).jpg|alt=What da fuqq|thumb|Paul blart and [[mario]]]]He has none, is only 12 seconds old. | ||
[[File:Oh no sonic.jpg|center|thumb|692x692px|OH NO RUN RUN RUN]] | |||
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== Comments == | |||
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<br />-- [[User:Barf Bag|Barf Bag]] ([[User talk:Barf Bag|talk]]) 22:45, 29 January 2026 (EST) | |||
Latest revision as of 23:45, 29 January 2026
"Safety never takes a holiday"
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Real Name |
paul blart | |
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Alias(es) |
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Species |
Paul | |
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Sex |
Blart | |
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Date of Birth |
united states | |
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Nationality |
Petorian | |
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Relative(s) |
his ex wife and daughter | |
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Residence |
Worldstarhiphop.com | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Otis | |
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Occupation(s) |
mall cop | |
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Criminal Record |
police brutality | |
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First Appearance |
fanboy and chumchum 2 | |
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Role |
cop | |
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Actor |
kevin james | |
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Onlyfans |
kevin james | |
Paul Blart is an blarty, sharty non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: Otis, and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about Rev says desu and his archenemy Dr fuck you.
He hates people named Dave and is a part of the Paul Army, a force of people named Paul.
History
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He has none, is only 12 seconds old.
