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In a quite meadow in Sweden, there were two boys fishing by a small lake, Emile and Noel. Whilst fishing they were arguing about real boys stuff like how their childhood friend Mimi and how big her boobs were actually were and who she fancies more. An otherwise normal day if the fishing shed did not all of a sudden emit blue light, and a blue creature was flown through a window, he would've been injured if were if he was human, he looked human, there's doubt he had human hands, face and silhouette. but the dude had not a bruise, he shook and jerked his body movements as if he were recently shocked. He then brayed and moaned like a seagull all the while getting up all stiff and twitching. The boys just stared at the dude doing jack, | In a quite meadow in Sweden, there were two boys fishing by a small lake, Emile and Noel. Whilst fishing they were arguing about real boys stuff like how their childhood friend Mimi and how big her boobs were actually were and who she fancies more. An otherwise normal day if the fishing shed did not all of a sudden emit blue light, and a blue creature was flown through a window, he would've been injured if were if he was human, he looked human, there's doubt he had human hands, face and silhouette. but the dude had not a bruise, he shook and jerked his body movements as if he were recently shocked. He then brayed and moaned like a seagull all the while getting up all stiff and twitching. The boys just stared at the dude, doing jack shit, racing their mind, they were bombarded with many questioning thoughts but one most repeating was; never mind Mimi, how much pussy does this man slaughter? Or more realistically, lack-thereof. But before the man could make any more guttural moans. Noel finally inquisited the "man"; "[https://youtu.be/sYqMeT5aPRU?si=9RdsxKJXjImiBLMi What the hell are you dooin'?]" | ||
The "man" responded with nasally, fast paced gibberish, striking poses and making a variety of noises, | The "man" responded with nasally, fast paced gibberish, striking poses and making a variety of noises, comparable to a schizo performing charades. Despite this, the boys subconsciously picked up his story. The man was a being named Blue Kunt, and a brother of Red Cunt, and archenemy of [[Pink Guy]]. He and Red Cunt were perfectly fine together as friends, doing all the brotherly things together such as, playing computer games at [https://www.twoplayergames.org/ twoplayergames.org] and soggy biscuit in a small realm meant for them alone. One day, creature like them popped into their dimension an alien, outsider, he greeted with "EY BOUS!" and proceeded to pee in their realm. Blue Kunt was pissed, but Red Cunt was increasingly more curious about that stranger, Red Cunt prod the pink sperm man to experiment. The two quickly became friends, and since then, Red Cunt abandoned Blue Kunt for Pink Guy so that they can cook top ramen with illegal ingredients and harass the public. Now Blue Kunt wants to take revenge on Pink Guy and hopes he chokes on pepto bismal. He chased for the two, hopping dimensions, until he ended up here. | ||
After hearing the background story of the alien, the two boys understood they were facing a force greater than them. They knew he needed to get a better hobby than seething from getting cucked. So, not knowing what else they could do, they brought him to Emile's dad and the dad put him as a farm monkey which lasted for 4 years, the life during this time for him can be compared to the gypsy slavery in the Ottoman Empire, however the two founding boys gave him the most sympathy, unwittingly or not, no one knows. During this time he be visited by the two boys and would play with them games like tag or card games on his breaks. training him in not only stamina from the work and physical play but acting as well, and inventing magic tricks with the playing cards he was given. Emile's dad soon witnessed the acting potential of the diploid and to raise Kunt's moral to work harder brings for every local circus and festival to show his comic acts as a reward. | |||
Words spreads and Emile's family are making bank from hosting Kunt's shows, further and further from their little town they called home. As the business grew, so did Blue Kunt's levy and reasons for better rights than a serf/pet, he is now payed more and more personally. | Words spreads and Emile's family are making bank from hosting Kunt's shows, further and further from their little town they called home. As the business grew, so did Blue Kunt's levy and reasons for better rights than a serf/pet, he is now payed more and more personally. By the 60's he found and employed an agent. No longer needing the family anymore, he still occasionally keeps in contact with Emile. He made performances in Swedish television and theaters from around the 80's and 90's until he got fazed out for a rising Swedish star: [https://youtu.be/OGiIfPyUtk8?si=Mc-rYFYmXdF9ESXD Crazy Butt] with the release of Resident Evil and later [[Pewdiepie]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:48, 13 December 2024
In a quite meadow in Sweden, there were two boys fishing by a small lake, Emile and Noel. Whilst fishing they were arguing about real boys stuff like how their childhood friend Mimi and how big her boobs were actually were and who she fancies more. An otherwise normal day if the fishing shed did not all of a sudden emit blue light, and a blue creature was flown through a window, he would've been injured if were if he was human, he looked human, there's doubt he had human hands, face and silhouette. but the dude had not a bruise, he shook and jerked his body movements as if he were recently shocked. He then brayed and moaned like a seagull all the while getting up all stiff and twitching. The boys just stared at the dude, doing jack shit, racing their mind, they were bombarded with many questioning thoughts but one most repeating was; never mind Mimi, how much pussy does this man slaughter? Or more realistically, lack-thereof. But before the man could make any more guttural moans. Noel finally inquisited the "man"; "What the hell are you dooin'?"
The "man" responded with nasally, fast paced gibberish, striking poses and making a variety of noises, comparable to a schizo performing charades. Despite this, the boys subconsciously picked up his story. The man was a being named Blue Kunt, and a brother of Red Cunt, and archenemy of Pink Guy. He and Red Cunt were perfectly fine together as friends, doing all the brotherly things together such as, playing computer games at twoplayergames.org and soggy biscuit in a small realm meant for them alone. One day, creature like them popped into their dimension an alien, outsider, he greeted with "EY BOUS!" and proceeded to pee in their realm. Blue Kunt was pissed, but Red Cunt was increasingly more curious about that stranger, Red Cunt prod the pink sperm man to experiment. The two quickly became friends, and since then, Red Cunt abandoned Blue Kunt for Pink Guy so that they can cook top ramen with illegal ingredients and harass the public. Now Blue Kunt wants to take revenge on Pink Guy and hopes he chokes on pepto bismal. He chased for the two, hopping dimensions, until he ended up here.
After hearing the background story of the alien, the two boys understood they were facing a force greater than them. They knew he needed to get a better hobby than seething from getting cucked. So, not knowing what else they could do, they brought him to Emile's dad and the dad put him as a farm monkey which lasted for 4 years, the life during this time for him can be compared to the gypsy slavery in the Ottoman Empire, however the two founding boys gave him the most sympathy, unwittingly or not, no one knows. During this time he be visited by the two boys and would play with them games like tag or card games on his breaks. training him in not only stamina from the work and physical play but acting as well, and inventing magic tricks with the playing cards he was given. Emile's dad soon witnessed the acting potential of the diploid and to raise Kunt's moral to work harder brings for every local circus and festival to show his comic acts as a reward.
Words spreads and Emile's family are making bank from hosting Kunt's shows, further and further from their little town they called home. As the business grew, so did Blue Kunt's levy and reasons for better rights than a serf/pet, he is now payed more and more personally. By the 60's he found and employed an agent. No longer needing the family anymore, he still occasionally keeps in contact with Emile. He made performances in Swedish television and theaters from around the 80's and 90's until he got fazed out for a rising Swedish star: Crazy Butt with the release of Resident Evil and later Pewdiepie.