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'''Molossia,''' officially the '''Republic of Molossia''' (Molossian: '''Respubliko de Molossio'''), is an enormous nation spanning from the glaciers of Greenland to the freezing tundra of Patagonia. It directly borders [[Beankhanland]] since it owns all of [[Florida]] (it's the only part of the Americas that Beankhanland owns) and, eternally fighting them due to Kevin Baugh holding a $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 morbillion bounty on [[Bean Khan]]'s head, there is a new battle in Florida every 2.3 microseconds with 423279052504520845270485720845248524085246265806508462582650823491314037147130491347931974439 tragic casualties and 208380238380308388329893838737837833377939737937937937923 incurable injuries. | '''Molossia,''' officially the '''Republic of Molossia''' (Molossian: '''Respubliko de Molossio'''), is an enormous nation spanning from the glaciers of Greenland to the freezing tundra of Patagonia. It directly borders [[Beankhanland]] since it owns all of [[Florida]] (it's the only part of the Americas that Beankhanland owns) and, eternally fighting them due to Kevin Baugh holding a $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 morbillion bounty on [[Bean Khan]]'s head, there is a new battle in Florida every 2.3 microseconds with 423279052504520845270485720845248524085246265806508462582650823491314037147130491347931974439 tragic casualties and 208380238380308388329893838737837833377939737937937937923 incurable injuries. | ||
== OUR BASED ASS HISTORY (MOSAMEJ DUNIJ | == OUR BASED ASS HISTORY (MOSAMEJ DUNIJ ANALUK CKRONIKLA) (WIP) == | ||
Molossia started as a teenage dream of Kevin Baugh, and began as the Kingdom of Molossia in 1998. It was at first a tiny microscopic dot in the state of Nevada. After some tragic trials and errors, such as the Nostalgia Critic's 2010 invasion, which caused major catastrophic damages which would take years to recover from, Molossia eventually bounced the fuck back, mustering the courage to create strategic alliances with Petoria and Doofania, with Baugh meeting their founders - [[Peter Griffin]] and [[Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz]], respectively. | Molossia started as a teenage dream of Kevin Baugh, and began as the Kingdom of Molossia in 1998. It was at first a tiny microscopic dot in the state of Nevada. After some tragic trials and errors, such as the Nostalgia Critic's 2010 invasion, which caused major catastrophic damages which would take years to recover from, Molossia eventually bounced the fuck back, mustering the courage to create strategic alliances with Petoria and Doofania, with Baugh meeting their founders - [[Peter Griffin]] and [[Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz]], respectively. | ||
Latest revision as of 07:30, 13 August 2026
Molossia, officially the Republic of Molossia (Molossian: Respubliko de Molossio), is an enormous nation spanning from the glaciers of Greenland to the freezing tundra of Patagonia. It directly borders Beankhanland since it owns all of Florida (it's the only part of the Americas that Beankhanland owns) and, eternally fighting them due to Kevin Baugh holding a $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 morbillion bounty on Bean Khan's head, there is a new battle in Florida every 2.3 microseconds with 423279052504520845270485720845248524085246265806508462582650823491314037147130491347931974439 tragic casualties and 208380238380308388329893838737837833377939737937937937923 incurable injuries.
OUR BASED ASS HISTORY (MOSAMEJ DUNIJ ANALUK CKRONIKLA) (WIP)
Molossia started as a teenage dream of Kevin Baugh, and began as the Kingdom of Molossia in 1998. It was at first a tiny microscopic dot in the state of Nevada. After some tragic trials and errors, such as the Nostalgia Critic's 2010 invasion, which caused major catastrophic damages which would take years to recover from, Molossia eventually bounced the fuck back, mustering the courage to create strategic alliances with Petoria and Doofania, with Baugh meeting their founders - Peter Griffin and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, respectively.
The fate of Molossia changed when, in 2069, Kevin Baugh conquered the entirety of North America after drinking a mysterious and highly classified super serum that gave him the power to run faster than the speed of light. He then gave the serum to his army (composed of himself and a shitton of alter-egos) and conquered all of North and South America within seconds, but this ultimately meant he broke the treaties between himself, Griffin and Doofenshmirtz. Not wanting to face the wrath of the two, Baugh trapped them in an underground bunker/dungeon which in the current year of 5770 they are still rotting in. "Fun" fact: DC fucking ripped off Kevin by creating the Flash which is a complete carbon copy of his experience.