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[[File:Oh my fuck!.mp4|thumb|475x475px|A rare video of the creature.|center]]The mythical and infamous | [[File:Oh my fuck!.mp4|thumb|475x475px|A rare video of the creature.|center]]The mythical and infamous '''Slop Stompers''' are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 foot tall quettafauna made of pure dark matter <small>(oooh, spooky). It is best</small> known for crushing anything they walk on like little fucking bugs. They are very ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ and can completely squash macro falco with one of their bird toes. [[The Dark lord|The Dark Lord]] mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, when attacking them, only to causing the beast to walk off elsewhere and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography, squashing of the island of Nรบmenor and sinking it to the bottom of the ocean until the day Middle Earth succumbs to the heat death of the universe. | ||
=== Gallery === | === Gallery === | ||
[[File:Lataus (1).jpg|thumb|The Slop Stomper making [[Wilson]] his pet.|left]] | [[File:Lataus (1).jpg|thumb|The Slop Stomper making [[Wilson]] his pet.|left]] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:32, 31 May 2026
The mythical and infamous Slop Stompers are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 foot tall quettafauna made of pure dark matter (oooh, spooky). It is best known for crushing anything they walk on like little fucking bugs. They are very ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ and can completely squash macro falco with one of their bird toes. The Dark Lord mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, when attacking them, only to causing the beast to walk off elsewhere and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography, squashing of the island of Nรบmenor and sinking it to the bottom of the ocean until the day Middle Earth succumbs to the heat death of the universe.
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