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RUSSIAN|death-date=* the Freaky saga part 2|death-place=The hills of hills|species=Human|alignment=Neutral chaotic|gender=Male|height=?|weight=?|race=JAPAN|hair-color=Brown|sexuality=COMMNUIST|image=Battle Cossack.png}} | RUSSIAN|death-date=* the Freaky saga part 2|death-place=The hills of hills|species=Human|alignment=Neutral chaotic|gender=Male|height=?|weight=?|race=JAPAN|hair-color=Brown|sexuality=COMMNUIST|image=Battle Cossack.png}} | ||
Battle Cossack is a Communist and a fucking bastard who betrayed the [[ | Battle Cossack is a Communist and a fucking bastard who betrayed the [[Good Society]] for a chicken nugget in the 10th part of the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga]] but got shot to death by [[𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻]] for betraying the Toei Society for a fucking chicken nugget and almost causing the downfall of the Toei Society and the freaky society. He was later revived by that son of a bitch Cirno to use him as a servant but Battle Cossack thrown Cirno off into a lava pit. He is envious of Diane Martin (Miss America) because she gets Shiro Akebono (Battle Kenya)’s cummies. | ||
[[File:HEDIED!.webp|left|thumb|Some of the Battle Fever J characters seeing his dead body cummed on.]] | [[File:HEDIED!.webp|left|thumb|Some of the Battle Fever J characters seeing his dead body cummed on.]] | ||
His dead body was cummed on by [[Envy]] and words saying ‘Fuck you’ was cummed onto Battle Cossack’s balls | His dead body was cummed on by [[Envy]] and words saying ‘Fuck you’ was cummed onto Battle Cossack’s balls | ||
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Species |
Human | |
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Pronouns |
Fuck/you/penis/communist | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Sexuality |
COMMNUIST | |
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Ethnicity |
Japanese (formerly) RUSSIAN | |
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Height |
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Weight |
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Alignment |
Neutral chaotic | |
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Complexion |
JAPAN | |
Battle Cossack is a Communist and a fucking bastard who betrayed the Good Society for a chicken nugget in the 10th part of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga but got shot to death by 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 for betraying the Toei Society for a fucking chicken nugget and almost causing the downfall of the Toei Society and the freaky society. He was later revived by that son of a bitch Cirno to use him as a servant but Battle Cossack thrown Cirno off into a lava pit. He is envious of Diane Martin (Miss America) because she gets Shiro Akebono (Battle Kenya)’s cummies.
His dead body was cummed on by Envy and words saying ‘Fuck you’ was cummed onto Battle Cossack’s balls
The Shit In My Toilet Arc
Battle Cossack first appeared in the Shit in my toilet arc as a protagonist and tried stopping Nanette from almost killing her brother but fucking failed.