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[[File:Mysterion.webp|thumb]]''"I can't die. I've experienced death countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see [[Freaky Heaven|Heaven]] or [[Ohio|Hell]]. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed wearing my same old clothes. The worst part? No one even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone is just like "Oh, hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes." - Kenny'' | [[File:Mysterion.webp|thumb]]''"I can't die. I've experienced death countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see [[Freaky Heaven|Heaven]] or [[Ohio|Hell]]. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed wearing my same old clothes. The worst part? No one even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone is just like "Oh, hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes." - Kenny'' | ||
''"OH MY GOD [[THEM|THEY]] KILLED KENNY YOU BASTARDS" - Stan and Kyle'' | ''"OH MY GOD [[THEM|THEY]] KILLED KENNY YOU BASTARDS" - [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] and [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]]'' | ||
'''Kenny McCormick''', better known as '''Mysterion''' because nobody knows his actual name besides those closest to him, is a character in the Freaky Saga. He is known for his immortality and constant resurrections. His main enemy is [[Eric Cartman]] and [[THEM]]. He is Freaky and is | '''Kenny McCormick''', better known as '''Mysterion''' because nobody knows his actual name besides those closest to him, is a character in the Freaky Saga. He is known for his immortality and constant resurrections. His main enemy is [[Eric Cartman]] and [[THEM]]. He is Freaky and therefore is in an eternal war against the NPCs and their [[NPC Alliance|alliance]]. | ||
[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Immortal]] | [[Category:Immortal]] | ||
[[Category:Freakers]] | [[Category:Freakers]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:53, 2 April 2026
"I can't die. I've experienced death countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed wearing my same old clothes. The worst part? No one even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone is just like "Oh, hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes." - Kenny
"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY YOU BASTARDS" - Stan and Kyle
Kenny McCormick, better known as Mysterion because nobody knows his actual name besides those closest to him, is a character in the Freaky Saga. He is known for his immortality and constant resurrections. His main enemy is Eric Cartman and THEM. He is Freaky and therefore is in an eternal war against the NPCs and their alliance.