Marx

“	Marx	”
-My light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation is currently being energized!

“	Cell on Marx	”
-HE'S A FIRIN' A LAZ0R! AAAAAAAHHH!

Marx
Marx in all his glory.
Sex	Male
Alignment	Chaotic Evil

Marx is an evil (sometimes frankly good) flying psychopathic imp who wears a mirror hat from the Kirby series, that throws dangerous objects at people, who can also Shoop da Whoop like Cell and Dr. Octagonapus. He is also a high ranking member of the Undefeatables holding a position with the upper council along with Chuck Norris, he eventually later leaves to become a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society ally. He one time punched a galaxy in half because it annoyed him. Marx has faced Kirby several times as a challenger being difficult to kill.

The Unholy Imp is Born

“	Marx reflecting on his past experiences as a worthless imp	”
-It all started when I was born.....

Long before his infamous betrayal of Kirby, Marx was born in Florida, Dream Land, under the banner of the Chaos Gremlins of Broward County, a land cursed with the creeping tyranny of Ohio. Ohio’s influence sought to suppress his antics with its unrelenting forces of normality: taxes, Midwestern politeness, and HOA regulations. These were the mortal enemies of all things unhinged, and Marx despised them with every fiber of his chaotic being. Within Flordia he would meet characters who later in life would take a different path and join the League of Gangstas within Nintendus County High, along with Pikachu, Cyber-Dee (who was there to research the school, since he already knows almost everything in the universe), and Wood Man. After moving to college, they would go on to do very little classwork, and spent their breaks doing graffiti on the college property, which was called Ninten-Tech Institute, an NPC Alliance funded school for NPCs that will be trained into becoming "characters" by going through a series of difficult classes lead the The UnAnything Team. After graduating from Ninten-Tech Institute, the group spent six years as real-street gangstas, dancing to rap and hip-hop, vandalizing property, and other stuff. After graduating, he started fighting opponents before meeting Kirby in what became known as the Debug run where the unseen powers controlling the number captains would test his strength to see if he is worthy of life.

From an early age, Marx saw himself as a revolutionary, but not in the traditional sense. While many believed he was influenced by the ideology of Karl Marx (due to the obvious name connection), he rejected Marxist thought entirely. In a dramatic spectacle, he set fire to every Marxist book he owned and declared himself a Georgist, believing that the value of land should belong to the people rather than the landlords who hoard it like King Dedede hoards food. Marx believed that all taxes should be eliminated except for a single land tax. Unfortunately, Marx's vision of Dream Land was not shared by its reigning powers. King Dedede, though an opportunistic ruler, wasn’t the true force of oppression—that honor belonged to the interdimensional tax collectors of Ohio, who sought to bring order to the madness.

This enraged Marx. He vowed to become an unstoppable force of chaos, a symbol of unchecked absurdity, and the destroyer of boring things. Marx is also responsible for SWOOP DA WOOPING Meta Knight, but why Meta Knight survived is due to the powers behind the debug room.

Marx Vs. Meta Knight, a Battle Between Colleagues

After graduating and getting past the debug room, he started fighting opponents before meeting Kirby, and one day, he wanted to defeat Marx because he secretly stole some of his cash after their gangsta years, but Marx Shoop da Whooped Meta Knight, burning him. But, however, he managed to survive the heavy lazor Marx fired at him, which bleached him dark blue, and his feet purple. He got his revenge on Marx by shooting him away with a catapult three years later. He got his revenge on Marx by shooting him away with a catapult three years later, thus, throwing him into the Battleship Halberd. When Kirby and Cyber-Dee fired a missile into the Battleship Halberd, the troops simply cut the fuse to the bomb, that shows that Marx's strength was so powerful, his energy made him lose control and shot into the Battleship Halberd). He also attended the Nintendo Super Bowl VII to continue SWOOP DA WOOPING things.

The Bringing of DOOM!

One day, Marx encountered Super Minecraft Kid to SWOOP DA WOOP him, a strange and shrieking child who embodied everything pure yet horribly misguided about internet culture. Seeing an opportunity for both entertainment and a test of his own abilities, Marx decided to psychologically torment him to the point of collapse.

Marx’s descent into madness and betrayal of Kirby was simply the next step in his endless quest to disrupt order. Dream Land, with its idyllic peace and carefree inhabitants, was the ultimate insult to his vision. The people of Popstar paid no taxes, owned no land, and lived in perfect harmony—a dreamlike existence completely incompatible with the chaotic principles of Georgism, Ufology, and unchecked madness.

Determined to shake things up, Marx schemed to take control of Nova, an ancient wish-granting machine, under the pretense of creating a "better" Dream Land. In reality, his goal was to turn Popstar into an interdimensional battle royale arena where only the most chaotic beings could thrive.

Kirby, unaware of the depths of Marx’s madness, was merely a pawn in his galactic revolution—until he wasn’t. Upon his betrayal, Marx was obliterated, only to return later through the power of meme magic and plot convenience.

Today, Marx exists in a quantum state of both dead and alive, a being of pure mischief, absurdity, and unreliable political beliefs, forever waging war against the forces of Ohio and the Midwestern Order.

And so, the Unholy Imp remains… waiting.

Afterwards

After he had done it, he had punched a galaxy in half because it annoyed him which in term got him to met Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee who challenged him. He would be countered by Bruce Lee’s legendary one-inch punch and Chuck Norris’ Roundhouse Kick of Ultimate Judgment. Though Marx was ultimately defeated, he fought with such ferocity that he earned the title of an Undefeatable, cementing his place among the most powerful beings in existence. Years later he would stop training and rely on Chuck Norris in every battle afterwards.

Possible Ties to Karl Marx

Conspiracy theorists have long speculated that Marx may have ties to Karl Marx, the famous philosopher and revolutionary socialist. While the similarities in name are uncanny, conclusive evidence has been found linking the two in Marx's educational background as a Russian-German immigrant that now lives in Sweden. However, considering that Marx (the imp) frequently shouts, "Seize the memes of production!" before obliterating his enemies, attempts to deflect away from the evidence are made clear. However, he had burned several Marxist books that he himself wrote, proving that he doesn't have an ideology. He would later explain in an interview with David Icke that he is a Ufologist and wants to get revenge on those reptiles.

Current

Marx currently does what he does best... Shoop da Whoop his enemies. Nothing else. He became frenemies with Cell, Kermit the Frog, and g.