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[[File:Shit eating puppets.jpg|thumb|Nev (right) tweaking out with his illegal immigrant Aussie drug buddy: [[Kieth]], after feasting on bowls of benadryl laced shit and watching Adam Sandler's Click.]] | [[File:Shit eating puppets.jpg|thumb|Nev (right) tweaking out with his illegal immigrant Aussie drug buddy: [[Kieth]], after feasting on bowls of benadryl laced shit and watching Adam Sandler's Click.]] | ||
Nev is a haunted sock puppet, known for haunting and pranking on some old geezer named [[Mr. Prank|Mr. Andy Prank]], or as he calls him "Angry Pants". He used to be the pet of Barney the Dinosaur, and served to rot children's brains throughout 2000's, after Barney and his gang of child predators retired by the turn of the century. Nev's successor for the 2010's was [[Timmy Huckerdoo|Super Mario Logan]]. | Nev is a haunted sock puppet, known for haunting and pranking on some old geezer named [[Mr. Prank|Mr. Andy Prank]], or as he calls him "Angry Pants". He used to be the pet of Barney the Dinosaur, and served to rot children's brains throughout 2000's, after Barney and his gang of child predators retired by the turn of the century. Nev's successor for the 2010's was [[Timmy Huckerdoo|Super Mario Logan]]. | ||
Ducks are Nev's favourite food, he can't go a single day without tasting the nice taste of a meaty duck ass | |||
== Nev's Sexual Crimes == | == Nev's Sexual Crimes == | ||
Latest revision as of 14:24, 12 May 2025
Nev (right) tweaking out with his illegal immigrant Aussie drug buddy: Kieth, after feasting on bowls of benadryl laced shit and watching Adam Sandler's Click.
Nev is a haunted sock puppet, known for haunting and pranking on some old geezer named Mr. Andy Prank, or as he calls him "Angry Pants". He used to be the pet of Barney the Dinosaur, and served to rot children's brains throughout 2000's, after Barney and his gang of child predators retired by the turn of the century. Nev's successor for the 2010's was Super Mario Logan.
Ducks are Nev's favourite food, he can't go a single day without tasting the nice taste of a meaty duck ass
Nev's Sexual Crimes
Greed. Power. Dominance. The three tenants Nev the bear lives his life by. However, through recent allegations in the media, it has come to light that there may be an even darker side to the anti-hero we have all come to know and love.