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Adolf Hitler|species=Underman|gender=Racist|born=April 20th, 1889|family=Papyrus Undertale|home=Cockermouth, United Kingdom | Adolf Hitler|species=Underman|gender=Racist|born=April 20th, 1889|family=Papyrus Undertale|home=Cockermouth, United Kingdom | ||
Hell, Norway <small>(formerly)</small>|affiliation=Calcium Incorporated|nationality=Autistrian|job=Meth Dealer|rank=No.|appears=in your mom|role=Scotland|actor=Jack Black|onlyfans=yes}}<blockquote>{{Quote|sans before he rapes you|hey human... wanna have a bad tiem?}}</blockquote> | Hell, Norway <small>(formerly)</small>|affiliation=Calcium Incorporated|nationality=Autistrian|job=Meth Dealer|rank=No.|appears=in your mom|role=Scotland|actor=Jack Black|onlyfans=yes}}<blockquote>{{Quote|sans before he rapes you|hey human... wanna have a bad tiem?}}</blockquote> | ||
[[File:SansWheezer.jpeg|thumb|Sans after fusing with Carl Wheezer]] | [[File:SansWheezer.jpeg|thumb|Sans after fusing with Carl Wheezer]] | ||
Pans ndUertale is the raging homophobic leader of the | Pans ndUertale is the raging homophobic leader of the Sons of The Skullheart, known as the Skullgirl's First Son. He is also a minor character and a skin of [[Marie]] in Skullgirls Mobile. He appears when you 101% Pizza Tower, 100% Celeste, and beat the easiest Undertale fangame. '''''All at once.''''' Has bad relations with [[Hyper Realistic Sans|hyper realistic sans]] because he took a picture of him and karkat vantas having sex. He also dropped the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima, and was there during the [[Nikocado Avocado|Fat Man Incident]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
Sheds Blunderfail was created | Sheds Blunderfail was created when [[Annie]]'s mum boned an Obelix cosplayer. She was so disgusted by her creation that she threw him to the worst place she knew, the British Isles. when he arrived, the british gladly took him in as their new citizen. As he grew up he never got dental care, and that's why his teeth are always out. eventually he learned about the Skullgirl's second son, [[Matt Sharp|weezerus christ]]. blands got so angry that he fought weezersus to the death and killed and fused with him, becoming '''<big>SANSUS CHRIST</big>'''. he then enderpearl'd up to his mother and killed her after a long fight so that she couldn't have another child. at one point he moved to Norway to club some seals to death then moved back to his home in England. | ||
Bands then had a slight emo phase cuz he realized he now had no brother. During the phase he had a mental breakdown after realizing anime isn't real. He dropped the emo phase though after some 7 year olds told him to stop or he would get banned from Fortnite. Fans got really sad that he had no brother so he | Bands then had a slight emo phase cuz he realized he now had no brother. During the phase he had a mental breakdown after realizing anime isn't real. He dropped the emo phase though after some 7 year olds told him to stop or he would get banned from Fortnite. Fans got really sad that he had no brother so he impregnated the ovaries of the Skullgirl's castrated womb to create [[Papyrus]], The Skullgirl's Third Son. | ||
Jeans was fighting [[The Engineer]] in his God Form with the help of [[Carl Wheezer]]. They both got their asses kicked and realized they had to fuse to become strong enough to beat him. They fused into SANS WHEEZER and got their asses kicked again because Engineer clapped them in between his booty cheeks. Luckily, Cans survived the battle just long enough to watch [[The Sniper|Sniper]] and [[Duo]] fight Engineer. Carl Wheezer died tho. | Jeans was fighting [[The Engineer]] in his God Form with the help of [[Carl Wheezer]]. They both got their asses kicked and realized they had to fuse to become strong enough to beat him. They fused into SANS WHEEZER and got their asses kicked again because Engineer clapped them in between his booty cheeks. Luckily, Cans survived the battle just long enough to watch [[The Sniper|Sniper]] and [[Duo]] fight Engineer. Carl Wheezer died tho. | ||
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<s>ȉ̸̫̠͔̔̚m̶̢͈̳̩͓̱̼͓̙̳͓̥͋͌͑̽̉̽̏͘͝͝ ̸̼̦͖̹̤̙̓̾̈́̓̽͊8̷̜̒2̴̡͇̗̺̼̺̪̖͈̪͉̝͉̙͑̌̽͌͒̄̋͛͛̈̚͘͝͝ͅ ̷̖̟͖̓̆̀̋̾̆̈́̓̓̀̇̍͘̚͠a̴̻̖̥͠n̶͖̩̟̩̹̫̓̒̓̑̉͛̌̌͑̑̾͘͝d̴̢̧͙̜̳̟͎͍͔͈͈̖̯̣͑͐͑͂͜ ̸͇̟̗͖̮̜͚̻͓̓́̈́͘i̴̡̛̤͍̙̞͓̦̓̈̂̊͒̑̂̾̿͆͜ ̵̢̢̨̛̼̜̤̮̓̎͋̃̓̈́̎̓͊̅ͅh̸̛̖̩̪̟̥͕̰̝͖̩̏̽̉̎̀a̴̡̛͔̩̹̞͖͇̺̎̆̀͘͠d̵̢͖̙͕̦̼̱̟͇͔͗̌̇̓̎̆̓̓̃̿͜ ̶̧̦͈̻̠̱̬̂̿́͗ͅͅs̵̢̗͕̫̼̟̯̫̯̙̍͑̌͊̇͘͜͝ȩ̴̻͔̦̟͖̯̱̱͕͇̞̪̰̳͆͊̋̃̓̂̽x̴̰̪̥̜͕͆̽̀́̅̂͝ ̵͕͙̹̞̬͖͔͙̣̪̥͋̄̊̋͂̔̈́͐̃͗̚͜͜͠w̴̡̨̢̪̜̣͍̲͚̥̙͓͐͜͝ͅï̸̡̳̥̤̿̎̑̄͜t̵̫̲̟̦̠̜̥͍͔̱͖̟͑͊̽h̵̛͍̰͙̍̐̑̈̈͛ ̴̢̠̩̳̪̦̗̬̻͒̈́̀̓̈́̂̆͋ͅa̵̧̨̛̺̹̟̠̖̯̼̱̞̳̝̓̄̀͛͐̐̆̌̀̅̚ ̴͎̘̞̟̕9̴͎̪̥͓̤̫̮̐͒̓͂̋̚ ̷̦̭̣̫̬͉͖̰̀͑͝y̸̧͈̱͙̜̺͕͓͉̔̈́ę̸̙̭̔̓ā̷̻̰̤̮̳͚̼̟̬̞̟̓̔́͗̑͝ͅr̷̯̭̻̼̲͔͖͕̦̟͐͋̍͑͊̑̌́̇͗̎̉͝ ̷̡̲̥̖̺͈̟͔̤̼̭̜̩̓̇̆̐ö̴͕́̆l̶͙̞̺̾͋͗̇̾̎̂͠͝d̸̡͍̹̺̿͐͛͒̈́͝</s>[[File:Sans-skeleton-black-eyes-mask 1.jpg|left|thumb|This]] | <s>ȉ̸̫̠͔̔̚m̶̢͈̳̩͓̱̼͓̙̳͓̥͋͌͑̽̉̽̏͘͝͝ ̸̼̦͖̹̤̙̓̾̈́̓̽͊8̷̜̒2̴̡͇̗̺̼̺̪̖͈̪͉̝͉̙͑̌̽͌͒̄̋͛͛̈̚͘͝͝ͅ ̷̖̟͖̓̆̀̋̾̆̈́̓̓̀̇̍͘̚͠a̴̻̖̥͠n̶͖̩̟̩̹̫̓̒̓̑̉͛̌̌͑̑̾͘͝d̴̢̧͙̜̳̟͎͍͔͈͈̖̯̣͑͐͑͂͜ ̸͇̟̗͖̮̜͚̻͓̓́̈́͘i̴̡̛̤͍̙̞͓̦̓̈̂̊͒̑̂̾̿͆͜ ̵̢̢̨̛̼̜̤̮̓̎͋̃̓̈́̎̓͊̅ͅh̸̛̖̩̪̟̥͕̰̝͖̩̏̽̉̎̀a̴̡̛͔̩̹̞͖͇̺̎̆̀͘͠d̵̢͖̙͕̦̼̱̟͇͔͗̌̇̓̎̆̓̓̃̿͜ ̶̧̦͈̻̠̱̬̂̿́͗ͅͅs̵̢̗͕̫̼̟̯̫̯̙̍͑̌͊̇͘͜͝ȩ̴̻͔̦̟͖̯̱̱͕͇̞̪̰̳͆͊̋̃̓̂̽x̴̰̪̥̜͕͆̽̀́̅̂͝ ̵͕͙̹̞̬͖͔͙̣̪̥͋̄̊̋͂̔̈́͐̃͗̚͜͜͠w̴̡̨̢̪̜̣͍̲͚̥̙͓͐͜͝ͅï̸̡̳̥̤̿̎̑̄͜t̵̫̲̟̦̠̜̥͍͔̱͖̟͑͊̽h̵̛͍̰͙̍̐̑̈̈͛ ̴̢̠̩̳̪̦̗̬̻͒̈́̀̓̈́̂̆͋ͅa̵̧̨̛̺̹̟̠̖̯̼̱̞̳̝̓̄̀͛͐̐̆̌̀̅̚ ̴͎̘̞̟̕9̴͎̪̥͓̤̫̮̐͒̓͂̋̚ ̷̦̭̣̫̬͉͖̰̀͑͝y̸̧͈̱͙̜̺͕͓͉̔̈́ę̸̙̭̔̓ā̷̻̰̤̮̳͚̼̟̬̞̟̓̔́͗̑͝ͅr̷̯̭̻̼̲͔͖͕̦̟͐͋̍͑͊̑̌́̇͗̎̉͝ ̷̡̲̥̖̺͈̟͔̤̼̭̜̩̓̇̆̐ö̴͕́̆l̶͙̞̺̾͋͗̇̾̎̂͠͝d̸̡͍̹̺̿͐͛͒̈́͝</s>[[File:Sans-skeleton-black-eyes-mask 1.jpg|left|thumb|This]] | ||
[[File:I'm Sexy. | [[File:I'm Sexy.png|left|thumb|Bans realizing the free sawbust giveaway was a trap and that he's about to get shot in the head]] | ||
[[File:SansCatchesHyperRealisticSansAndKarkatVantasHavingSecs.jpeg|thumb|Clans catches Hyper Realistic Sans and Karkat Vantas having sex.]] | [[File:SansCatchesHyperRealisticSansAndKarkatVantasHavingSecs.jpeg|thumb|Clans catches Hyper Realistic Sans and Karkat Vantas having sex.]] | ||
[[File:Sans explaining why he is right. | [[File:Sans explaining why he is right.png|thumb|Plans explaining why he was right]] | ||
[[Category:Undertale Characters]] | [[Category:Undertale Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Skeletons]] | [[Category:Skeletons]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:54, 10 February 2026
| S̴̢̹͉̬̠̦̲͎̞͊̒̔͑̓̀͝͝A̷̡̼̪͇̮̪̱̫̜̝̱̲͈̠͚̟̤̿̒͛̿͊̚͜͜N̴̺̘͎͎̯̱̩̍͌̇̈̄́́͆̅͗̌̍̈́̃͛̚͘͠S̶̨̗͇͕̗̣̬̮̳̠̜̖̙͓̪͉̄̀̈́̆̋̊͗͑̓̈͘͠ ̶̡͎͍̓́̅̅̚͠͝Ư̷̛̙̖̳̬̺͍͍͎̻̳̮̭̬̺͙̘͗͊̑̋̾̊ͅŅ̸̛̮̮̮̞̟͙̟͖̖͚̩̝̉̒̂̀̃Ḓ̵̛͈̮̫̫͉̤̗͖͚̮͚̰̪̮͇̭̫̔̎̇́̄̈́̽͐́͑͊̃̋͊̀́͑̀̔̿͜͝͝͝͠ͅỀ̵͇̣̻̪ͅṘ̶̨̤̲̫̹́͜T̶̡̧̢̼̝̝̝̙̀̑̎̓̔̃͊͐͗̾̃̈̀Ą̷̛̹͙̥͍̞̣̙͉̠͇̫̮̤̼͉̩̣͇̗̰̖͎̟͉͌͂̾̉̓̇̿͗̂̄̇̂̾̅̐͝͝Ĺ̷̮̦̣̥̦̤͓͕͊͗̀͂̈́̀͐͑̀̉͌̌́̐̾̈́̚Ȩ̸̨̤̤̞̥͙̗͕̭̙̜͚̺̫̹̯̞̰͉̒̌̇̎̈͒͌̐͘̚ | ||
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Real Name |
sads underquail the (rule) 34th | |
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Alias(es) |
the underman Adolf Hitler | |
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Species |
Underman | |
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Sex |
Racist | |
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Date of Birth |
April 20th, 1889 | |
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Nationality |
Autistrian | |
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Relative(s) |
Papyrus Undertale | |
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Residence |
Cockermouth, United Kingdom Hell, Norway (formerly) | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Calcium Incorporated | |
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Occupation(s) |
Meth Dealer | |
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Rank |
No. | |
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First Appearance |
in your mom | |
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Role |
Scotland | |
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Actor |
Jack Black | |
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Onlyfans |
yes | |
“ hey human... wanna have a bad tiem? ” -sans before he rapes you
Pans ndUertale is the raging homophobic leader of the Sons of The Skullheart, known as the Skullgirl's First Son. He is also a minor character and a skin of Marie in Skullgirls Mobile. He appears when you 101% Pizza Tower, 100% Celeste, and beat the easiest Undertale fangame. All at once. Has bad relations with hyper realistic sans because he took a picture of him and karkat vantas having sex. He also dropped the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima, and was there during the Fat Man Incident.
History
Sheds Blunderfail was created when Annie's mum boned an Obelix cosplayer. She was so disgusted by her creation that she threw him to the worst place she knew, the British Isles. when he arrived, the british gladly took him in as their new citizen. As he grew up he never got dental care, and that's why his teeth are always out. eventually he learned about the Skullgirl's second son, weezerus christ. blands got so angry that he fought weezersus to the death and killed and fused with him, becoming SANSUS CHRIST. he then enderpearl'd up to his mother and killed her after a long fight so that she couldn't have another child. at one point he moved to Norway to club some seals to death then moved back to his home in England.
Bands then had a slight emo phase cuz he realized he now had no brother. During the phase he had a mental breakdown after realizing anime isn't real. He dropped the emo phase though after some 7 year olds told him to stop or he would get banned from Fortnite. Fans got really sad that he had no brother so he impregnated the ovaries of the Skullgirl's castrated womb to create Papyrus, The Skullgirl's Third Son.
Jeans was fighting The Engineer in his God Form with the help of Carl Wheezer. They both got their asses kicked and realized they had to fuse to become strong enough to beat him. They fused into SANS WHEEZER and got their asses kicked again because Engineer clapped them in between his booty cheeks. Luckily, Cans survived the battle just long enough to watch Sniper and Duo fight Engineer. Carl Wheezer died tho.
Sans' favourite song is this.
Abilities
- He can instantly destroy all gays with the snap of his fingers.
- It doesn't work on Papyrus tho because it's his brother.
- He can instantly make any meme funny by just being there.
- He can blast Megalovania Earrape at a rate increasing 420 dB per 1 sextillionth of a microsecond.
Notes
- He is good friends with Rapetrap because he also rapes people ears on the daily by blasting Megalovania Earrape at full volume.
- He founded Calcium Inc.
- He eats honey nut cheerios everyday for breakfast.
ȉ̸̫̠͔̔̚m̶̢͈̳̩͓̱̼͓̙̳͓̥͋͌͑̽̉̽̏͘͝͝ ̸̼̦͖̹̤̙̓̾̈́̓̽͊8̷̜̒2̴̡͇̗̺̼̺̪̖͈̪͉̝͉̙͑̌̽͌͒̄̋͛͛̈̚͘͝͝ͅ ̷̖̟͖̓̆̀̋̾̆̈́̓̓̀̇̍͘̚͠a̴̻̖̥͠n̶͖̩̟̩̹̫̓̒̓̑̉͛̌̌͑̑̾͘͝d̴̢̧͙̜̳̟͎͍͔͈͈̖̯̣͑͐͑͂͜ ̸͇̟̗͖̮̜͚̻͓̓́̈́͘i̴̡̛̤͍̙̞͓̦̓̈̂̊͒̑̂̾̿͆͜ ̵̢̢̨̛̼̜̤̮̓̎͋̃̓̈́̎̓͊̅ͅh̸̛̖̩̪̟̥͕̰̝͖̩̏̽̉̎̀a̴̡̛͔̩̹̞͖͇̺̎̆̀͘͠d̵̢͖̙͕̦̼̱̟͇͔͗̌̇̓̎̆̓̓̃̿͜ ̶̧̦͈̻̠̱̬̂̿́͗ͅͅs̵̢̗͕̫̼̟̯̫̯̙̍͑̌͊̇͘͜͝ȩ̴̻͔̦̟͖̯̱̱͕͇̞̪̰̳͆͊̋̃̓̂̽x̴̰̪̥̜͕͆̽̀́̅̂͝ ̵͕͙̹̞̬͖͔͙̣̪̥͋̄̊̋͂̔̈́͐̃͗̚͜͜͠w̴̡̨̢̪̜̣͍̲͚̥̙͓͐͜͝ͅï̸̡̳̥̤̿̎̑̄͜t̵̫̲̟̦̠̜̥͍͔̱͖̟͑͊̽h̵̛͍̰͙̍̐̑̈̈͛ ̴̢̠̩̳̪̦̗̬̻͒̈́̀̓̈́̂̆͋ͅa̵̧̨̛̺̹̟̠̖̯̼̱̞̳̝̓̄̀͛͐̐̆̌̀̅̚ ̴͎̘̞̟̕9̴͎̪̥͓̤̫̮̐͒̓͂̋̚ ̷̦̭̣̫̬͉͖̰̀͑͝y̸̧͈̱͙̜̺͕͓͉̔̈́ę̸̙̭̔̓ā̷̻̰̤̮̳͚̼̟̬̞̟̓̔́͗̑͝ͅr̷̯̭̻̼̲͔͖͕̦̟͐͋̍͑͊̑̌́̇͗̎̉͝ ̷̡̲̥̖̺͈̟͔̤̼̭̜̩̓̇̆̐ö̴͕́̆l̶͙̞̺̾͋͗̇̾̎̂͠͝d̸̡͍̹̺̿͐͛͒̈́͝
