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|fullname=???|aliases=Pyro<br>Sir UwU Knittens <small>(twitter)</small>|species=To be honest I dont even know if hes human|gender=Male, I'm to gay to believe otherwise|born=???|family=[[The Engineer]] <small>(Adoptive father)</small>|home=[[2fort|2Fort]]|nationality=Fire Nation|job=Burn Burn Burn Burn|rank=Hot (I know I'm funny)}}'''The Pyro''' is the furry from the team and basically more spy than [[The Spy|spy]] as we don't know shit about him but we know a lot about spy, such as his tiny wiener for example. Only furries, fem-boys and these cringe maid costume tiktok girls <small>(?? or are these fem-boys to)</small> play as pyro, at least playing TF2 is the only good decision they ever made in their life. | |fullname=???|aliases=Pyro<br>Sir UwU Knittens <small>(twitter)</small>|species=To be honest I dont even know if hes human|gender=Male, I'm to gay to believe otherwise|born=???|family=[[The Engineer]] <small>(Adoptive father)</small>|home=[[2fort|2Fort]]|nationality=Fire Nation|job=Burn Burn Burn Burn|rank=Hot (I know I'm funny)}}'''The Pyro''' is the furry from the team and basically more spy than [[The Spy|spy]] as we don't know shit about him but we know a lot about spy, such as his tiny wiener for example. Only furries, fem-boys and these cringe maid costume tiktok girls <small>(?? or are these fem-boys to)</small> play as pyro, at least playing TF2 is the only good decision they ever made in their life. | ||
Pyro is a well known MLP, | Pyro is a well known MLP, FNAF, Bluey and lethal company fan. And he constantly buttfucks the Spy and I don't mean that literally as he is too innocent for that shit. | ||
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
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We don't know anything of pyro's backstory. All we know is his life when he became part of [[The Team (TF2)|The Team]] <!-- Dont add a past I got some plottwist idea for something, but it gonna take some time till it's finished --> | We don't know anything of pyro's backstory. All we know is his life when he became part of [[The Team (TF2)|The Team]] <!-- Dont add a past I got some plottwist idea for something, but it gonna take some time till it's finished --> | ||
Pretty early after being part of the team he got adopted by the [[The Engineer|Engineer]]. It was a great time since engineer has perfect family power, you know those families who always have a full fridge and that one shelf below the | Pretty early after being part of the team he got adopted by the [[The Engineer|Engineer]]. It was a great time since engineer has perfect family power, you know those families who always have a full fridge and that one shelf below the TV with chips that never get eaten immediately, these kinda perfect family, like in the ads. | ||
in 1970 he burned down an orphanage home and killed Gregory. | in 1970 he burned down an orphanage home and killed Gregory. | ||
He later legalized homosexuality, in hope that "File:Heavyrevenge.jpg" will finally stop getting banned by Wiki Fandom anymore, but it was no use. This change of the law was also supposed to unban Big Slappy on the Steam workshop but that didn't help either. Since nothing helped out he might ban homosexuality again in 2025. This lead to a | He later legalized homosexuality, in hope that "File:Heavyrevenge.jpg" will finally stop getting banned by Wiki Fandom anymore, but it was no use. This change of the law was also supposed to unban Big Slappy on the Steam workshop but that didn't help either. Since nothing helped out he might ban homosexuality again in 2025. This lead to a JoJo like boss fight between [[The Medic|Medic]] and Pyro. | ||
In the unreleased Comic #7 Pyro didn't try to fight [[the Engineer]] in his god form, as he was too sad to lose his adoptive father and played Minecraft instead (his world was actually pretty nice I don't blame him). [[The Heavy|Heavy]] then asked pyro burn a sandvich for him. It is unknown what happened afterwards as the FBI is still trying to piece the burned parts of the comic together and repair it, but it seems to contain a big | In the unreleased Comic #7 Pyro didn't try to fight [[the Engineer]] in his god form, as he was too sad to lose his adoptive father and played Minecraft instead (his world was actually pretty nice I don't blame him). [[The Heavy|Heavy]] then asked pyro burn a sandvich for him. It is unknown what happened afterwards as the FBI is still trying to piece the burned parts of the comic together and repair it, but it seems to contain a big plot twist. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*The are no Pyro mods | *The are no Pyro mods without him having next universe tiddies. | ||
*Haha air blast BRRRRR | *Haha air blast BRRRRR | ||
*Hates air fryers | *Hates air fryers | ||
*Watches skibidi toilet with [[Muffin Heeler|Muffin]] | *Watches skibidi toilet with [[Muffin Heeler|Muffin]] regularly. | ||
[[Category:Autism]] | [[Category:Autism]] | ||
[[Category:Bluey Fans]] | [[Category:Bluey Fans]] | ||
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Real Name |
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Alias(es) |
Pyro | |
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Species |
To be honest I dont even know if hes human | |
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Sex |
Male, I'm to gay to believe otherwise | |
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Date of Birth |
??? | |
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Nationality |
Fire Nation | |
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Relative(s) |
The Engineer (Adoptive father) | |
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Occupation(s) |
Burn Burn Burn Burn | |
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Rank |
Hot (I know I'm funny) | |
The Pyro is the furry from the team and basically more spy than spy as we don't know shit about him but we know a lot about spy, such as his tiny wiener for example. Only furries, fem-boys and these cringe maid costume tiktok girls (?? or are these fem-boys to) play as pyro, at least playing TF2 is the only good decision they ever made in their life.
Pyro is a well known MLP, FNAF, Bluey and lethal company fan. And he constantly buttfucks the Spy and I don't mean that literally as he is too innocent for that shit.
Appearance
yea, that's all
About Pyro
Autism
History
We don't know anything of pyro's backstory. All we know is his life when he became part of The Team
Pretty early after being part of the team he got adopted by the Engineer. It was a great time since engineer has perfect family power, you know those families who always have a full fridge and that one shelf below the TV with chips that never get eaten immediately, these kinda perfect family, like in the ads.
in 1970 he burned down an orphanage home and killed Gregory.
He later legalized homosexuality, in hope that "File:Heavyrevenge.jpg" will finally stop getting banned by Wiki Fandom anymore, but it was no use. This change of the law was also supposed to unban Big Slappy on the Steam workshop but that didn't help either. Since nothing helped out he might ban homosexuality again in 2025. This lead to a JoJo like boss fight between Medic and Pyro.
In the unreleased Comic #7 Pyro didn't try to fight the Engineer in his god form, as he was too sad to lose his adoptive father and played Minecraft instead (his world was actually pretty nice I don't blame him). Heavy then asked pyro burn a sandvich for him. It is unknown what happened afterwards as the FBI is still trying to piece the burned parts of the comic together and repair it, but it seems to contain a big plot twist.
Trivia
- The are no Pyro mods without him having next universe tiddies.
- Haha air blast BRRRRR
- Hates air fryers
- Watches skibidi toilet with Muffin regularly.