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Coochie Bee loves sniffing stuff (especially hair and purple flowers) and would carry on if she wasn't paradoxically shy, especially when | |||
Coochie Bee loves sniffing stuff (especially hair and purple flowers) and would carry on if she wasn't paradoxically shy, especially when people who had to deal with her need shout at her to cut that invasive shit out. How does this paradox happen? Simple; autism. Not even the bald are safe, she must sniff their head musk. | |||
She spends her days busy reading the same books over and over when she's supposed to be gardening and stuff. Plinky Plonky the Gumball Machine, her overseer, hates her for slacking off instead of doing her damn job. | She spends her days busy reading the same books over and over when she's supposed to be gardening and stuff. Plinky Plonky the Gumball Machine, her overseer, hates her for slacking off instead of doing her damn job. | ||
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Revision as of 09:00, 23 June 2024
“⠀⠀Coochie Bee„
— You just have to beelieve in yourself
Coochie Bee loves sniffing stuff (especially hair and purple flowers) and would carry on if she wasn't paradoxically shy, especially when people who had to deal with her need shout at her to cut that invasive shit out. How does this paradox happen? Simple; autism. Not even the bald are safe, she must sniff their head musk.
She spends her days busy reading the same books over and over when she's supposed to be gardening and stuff. Plinky Plonky the Gumball Machine, her overseer, hates her for slacking off instead of doing her damn job.
Her favourite book is Five Nights at Freddy's The Silver Eyes and Yellow Bird's Class 9 Biology.
She is currently dating online and getting catfished with Butthead. She believes he looks exactly like how she imagines Samson from the book of Judges.