The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

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A furry follower being banned by a higher up for out of order behavior

The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse are both the name of a cult of Disney Adults and a large building housing these cultists. These fanatics worship a jealous and tyrannical being they called a god: Mickey Mouse and his pantheon of friends who also manifest in the premises such as the Donald Dick, Goofy Gobbler and Scrooge McFuck, José Caranchovas and many more.

The Building

Appearance

The house has taken many shapes over the years, each time becoming stronger than the last.

It was first seen in the 20s and 30s as shitty dingy, shed looking summer cottage.

By the 50s, it looked largely similar but now looks like an actual house. With all of its wooden architecture replaced with a proper stone wall, decorative planks, a slated roof and more, the size also doubled.

And soon by the 80s it turned into a monstrosity trying its best to look like the tyrant rat, it is the most iconic depiction of the building thus far and had remained that way until it was finally burnt down by a fire caused by a raid.

The Raid on The Clubhouse

In the late 90s. A Japanese contempary

The Cult of People

As a cult with as history only a decade younger than the Ku Klux Klan it had many evangelists serving the Clubhouse, they're culture is described as coonsooming and almost as costly as Scientology, if not more. Many of them aspire to create more media for the Disney company and abduct as many intellectual property from the public domain as they can, so that all arts will be under the copyright of the big eared cartoon furry.

Notable Members:

• Alastor Crowley (Mickey's Left Hand Man 1898-99)
• Walt Disney (Farther of Mickey and friends and Mickey's Right Hand Man 1895- 1966)
• Winnie the Pooh (High Ranking Agent 1966-present)
• Sora (High Ranking Agent 2002-present)
• Odlaw (Mickey's divine interpreter to his food 1989-2003)