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== Running for president == | == Running for president == | ||
[[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg|alt=Uhhhhhh|thumb| | [[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg|alt=Uhhhhhh|thumb|Osaka giving a speech]] | ||
Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden, becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese]] [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]]. | Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden, becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese]] [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]]. | ||
It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet. | It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet. | ||
== | == Life as a Mafia Boss == | ||
[[File:Gansta.webp|alt=aughhh|thumb|Osaka at the height of her power ]] | [[File:Gansta.webp|alt=aughhh|thumb|Osaka at the height of her power ]] | ||
Osaka | [[File:Lol shes black now.jpg|thumb|Osaka after being overthrown and cursed by [[Kyle]] for shits and giggles.]] | ||
1 week after being relieved of duty. She became a powerful hungry mafia leader, rivaling [[Loadsamoney]]. But her life as a mafia leader was as quick as it came, as she was eventually caught by [[Paul Blart]] due to her lack of leadership skills. And as punishment, Kyle made her the very thing she swore to destroy. | |||
== New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: == | ==New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: == | ||
* Ban Homework. | *Ban Homework. | ||
* Ban the Muffin-man song | *Ban the Muffin-man song | ||
* Less restrictions for gamble-maxxing. | *Less restrictions for gamble-maxxing. | ||
* Kill all black people. | * Kill all black people. | ||
* Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns. | *Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns. | ||
* She and the government will focus on collecting the [[Rangs]] of Power and Chaos Emeralds | *She and the government will focus on collecting the [[Rangs]] of Power and Chaos Emeralds | ||
* Replace the USA national anthem with runaway by Kanye West. | *Replace the USA national anthem with runaway by Kanye West. | ||
Revision as of 07:53, 28 May 2024
"AMERICA YAAAAAA"
Osaka (a.k.a Margret Thatcher) is a supporting antagonist in the fanboy & chum chum series: she is the adopted daughter of Zigra and stepsister of Basil, and is secretly a friend of Super robo-patriot. It is possible that he was the one who taught her about the United States. She is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like this. Not only that, but she is sexually attracted to her brother, to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in. These include, but are not limited to:
- a refrigerator
- a fishtank
- a microwave
- a toaster
- a washing machine
She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance.
Running for president
Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden, becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by Biggie Cheese Otis and Paul Blart.
It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet.
Life as a Mafia Boss
1 week after being relieved of duty. She became a powerful hungry mafia leader, rivaling Loadsamoney. But her life as a mafia leader was as quick as it came, as she was eventually caught by Paul Blart due to her lack of leadership skills. And as punishment, Kyle made her the very thing she swore to destroy.
New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president:
- Ban Homework.
- Ban the Muffin-man song
- Less restrictions for gamble-maxxing.
- Kill all black people.
- Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns.
- She and the government will focus on collecting the Rangs of Power and Chaos Emeralds
- Replace the USA national anthem with runaway by Kanye West.